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The sentence of getting married and getting a license to send a circle of friends is funny and humorous.

the sentence of getting married and getting a license to send a circle of friends is funny and humorous (Part I)

1. It's time for friends who have received my money to pay interest.

2. I have no promise, and I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.

3. I can still live well without you, but I am willing to be with you. This is love. See the right words today. The essence of love is willingness. I am willing to do a lot of things for you, I am willing to put everything down for you, I am willing to compromise, and I am willing to spend my life through thick and thin.

4. I'm not fine, as long as you don't dislike it. You don't have to. I'm glad I like it.

5. if all your deep feelings are disappointed, I will give you a long stream of water to accompany you for life.

6. Hello, everyone. Please prepare some money.

7. In the future, I will also tie your hair, washing my hands to make the bridal soup, perfume your hands, sew clothes and embroider lines, and make a bed for you.

8. Some people will hold you in their hearts, like you like a fool, and some people will protect your girl's heart and make you believe in love again.

9. Let's have the company of the world of mortals, and eat for nothing.

1. Today is your wedding day, and the immortal couple will be you. May you love each other forever.

11. I harvested a big pig's hoof

12. For the rest of my life, the snow will be you, and the light will be you.

13. "Married" and "married"

14. My husband took the marriage certificate and said in surprise: Why did the marriage certificate change to this one?

15. Today, the Civil Affairs Bureau sent out objects and took one home.

16. since one person is allowed to be partial, he is willing to be generous for the rest of his life.

17. Loyal love fills my heart, and I can't estimate the wealth I enjoy.

18. I hope that for the rest of my life, I will know each other in cold and warm, share happiness, measure the breadth of the world, and live a long life.

19. Let's take it slow. Please teach me how to get married and get a license for the rest of my life. The sentences in my circle of friends are funny and humorous (Part II)

2. I wander for the first half of my life and am willing to cook soup for you for the second half.

21. I can only call you "you" from now on, because you are in my heart ...

22. "I got my certificate today" and "What a coincidence, so am I"

23. I am willing to care for you, and I am willing to guard for you all my life.

24. Time has turned you and me into us. Because of you, we keep walking.

25. The happiest fairy tale is the tea with you.

26. It's not that I'm too strong, but that no one can take the time to kill my spirit.

27. Like a deer returning to the forest, like a boat coming ashore.

28. The best love letter and promise a man can give a woman is to give a piece of paper: a marriage certificate.

29. I've lived an unknown life with people I know

3. I'll be with you in this life.

31. It is this person who broke my plan to die alone

32. I really envy this person around me, and his eyes are really good.

33. Have you seen anyone around me? Someone who wants to spend my life with me.

34. loving you is sweet, comfortable, happy, happy and happy.

35. I paid all the private money.

36. Congratulate me

37. I made a very amazing deal today. I spent nine yuan to buy someone to go home.

38. The first person I see when I wake up every morning is you. I think this life is enough. The sentence of getting married and getting a license to send a circle of friends is funny and humorous (Chapter 3)

39. Since ancient times, beautiful women have been worried, and they have to wait until the next life to get a marriage license!

4. The road is long and bumpy. You get half of the juice, and love is shared.

41. This is Lao Zhang (with husband's surname)

42. Yes, I am married, married to love.

43. The person in front of you is a sweetheart. Get a certificate and send a circle of friends

44. I like to mention a national certificate.

45. I'm sure I'll wait for her until her hair turns white and have no regrets.

46. I am grateful to God for letting me meet you. Since then, two people in one room have three meals all the year round, and my world is all about you.

47. The answer is very long, and I'm going to spend my whole life answering it.

48. After eating the whole bucket, it's a family. (The picture shows a marriage certificate and a family bucket.)

49. My friends wrote "earned" and my daughter-in-law wrote "lost".

5. This is not the end of the dust, this is just the beginning of the story.

51. What I envy is not vigorous love, but the companionship that I carry with me to the old age.

52. The gentleman next to you, you are lucky to have married such a girl as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade.

53. You are my warm spring breeze, cold beer, and a skirt with summer flavor is my unforgettable scenery.

54. Tell Hugh that I can't wait for him after all.

55. From then on, two people in one room, three meals and four seasons

56. Now I can't find words to describe my mood, but I know I am very happy. I will finally enter the paradise of marriage with my beloved. From now on, we will be legal couples.

57. I have no intoxicating love words, but I just want to pack you up and take you home. I just want to keep going with someone, no matter what I will meet in the future.

59. I've been walking in rivers and lakes all my life, and your appearance stopped me.

6. Congratulations on becoming my first legal heir

61. Many friends around me are married, so today we also get a certificate to suppress the shock.

62. Because of the good performance of * students, this certificate is issued to encourage

63. Winning a national first-class certificate

64. My wish is to hold hands if I meet you first.

65. Look! The legendary first-class certificate!

66. In the years to come, I wish it was just you and me. Love is my wing and you are my angel.

67. Always compare wings, pledge to grow old together

68. Looking back 5 times in the past life, I have passed by in this life. I am very grateful to have you in my life. I just want to grow old together with you and always accompany you to the ends of the earth.

69. Let's get married, live together legally, and get a marriage certificate for only nine yuan!

7. It is said that marriage is a grave. Never mind, lie down first for respect.

71. I will not be spared in this life. I will see you at the Civil Affairs Bureau.

72. Today is vivid and concrete, and there is only one you

73. Life and death are rich, and Zi Cheng said. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

74. In the rest of my life, I need to wash clothes for one more person and cook meals for one more person ...

75. In the past, people in front of me were lovers. Since then, the sweetheart is a pillow person. Get married and get a license and send a copy to a circle of friends

Get married and get a license and send a copy to a circle of friends

1. The most beautiful three days in this world are: the day when you have me, the day when you and I become us

2. I want to say that time goes around and I am grateful for this meeting with you.

3. Thank you for accompanying me from school uniform to wedding dress. You are enough for my whole life.

4. Although it sounds melodramatic, I really want to spend my life with you.

5. Compared with yesterday, today is more suitable for obtaining the certificate. In this way, I confessed myself. It's legal to work with certificates.

6. Precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one you in this world.

7. Some people will hold you in their hearts, like you like a fool, and some people will protect your girl's heart and make you believe in love again.

8. My heart is a bird in the wilderness, and I found the sky in your eyes.

9. Who doesn't have a national certificate?

1. live a good life and love you slowly, neither too early nor too late, which happens to be you.

11. Today's headline: Congratulations to Mr. xx for being sentenced to 7 years in prison for his wife.

12. My friends wrote "earned" and my daughter-in-law wrote "lost".

13. It begins at first sight and ends in old age.

14. "I really envy you having me"

15. Married

16. Earphones give you half an umbrella, half a hand, half a life.

17. I can only call you "you" from now on, because you are in my heart ...

18. I'm not fine, as long as you don't abandon me.

19. Excuse me, can I get a salary increase if I get a national certificate?

2. The sharp edge slightly converges the beauty of husband and wife; There is no dispute in everything, and the couple are warm. Get married, get a license and send a circle of friends. Part II

21. Hold your hand, grow old with your son, stay together for life and never give up.

22. Happiness is knocking at the door when you get home, not reaching for the cold key.

23. Excited heart, trembling hands, who is who's little licking dog!

24. Congratulate me

25. On the road of life, let's peck at each other.

26. monogamy is everyone's responsibility.

27. This is our two fresh and hot red books.

28. I have a little secret in my heart. Do you want to know it? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, really like it.

29. The cost of production is yuan, which is in line with socialist values.

3. There are no superfluous words, only a simple sentence, please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

31. We are very happy or send a love directly.

32. You are my warm spring breeze, cold beer, and a skirt with summer flavor is my unforgettable scenery.

33. Be a layman, thanks to your love.

34. It's arranged on a small budget!

35. It's the first time to be a wife. If you don't do well, please follow mine. Thank you.

36. Life is sunny with you; Life has you, and the seasons are warm; Life has you, not afraid of difficulties and dangers; Life has you, and I look forward to it forever.

37. I can't promise you that everything will get better, but I promise you won't have to face it alone from now on.

38. We grow old together, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.

39. I'll take care of all the housework.

4. Look, this is the tombstone of our love. Getting married and getting a license to send a copy to a circle of friends

41, people are fond of it, so it is better for one person to understand it

42. My cabbage was finally arched by a pig

43. We grew old hand in hand ...

44. Work with certificates and drive legally.

45. The love I want is not that I don't quarrel all my life, but that I can fight all my life.

46. In the years to come, I wish it was just you and me. Love is my wing and you are my angel.

47. It's time for friends who have received my money to pay back the interest.

48 .. Two years later, I changed the household registration book for her.

49. I took a certificate, which has been passed for * years, which is the most time-consuming but most honored thing for me.

5. At first, I just wanted a hug, accidentally added a kiss, and then I wanted a bed, a room and a marriage certificate.

51. The most beautiful fairy tale in the world is to share the joys and sorrows with you.

52. I don't want to be fine, as long as you don't dislike it. You don't want to be fine, as long as I like it ~

53. Today is vivid and concrete, and there is only one you

54. I've been wandering the rivers and lakes all my life, and your appearance has stopped me.

55. It's good to be lucky twice. Meeting you and going all the way have been realized once, and I'll give you another one.

56. I don't need your advice for the rest of my life, just listen to me.

57. Your sweet love is a treasure, and I disdain to switch the situation with the emperor.

58. I see you, and I'm afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I would cut off the electricity.

59. The rest of your life is long because of you.

6. The so-called years are quiet and good, but it's good to have someone who knows your warmth and coldness, your joys and sorrows, and you deserve the rest of your life. May we have a tacit understanding with each other and go all the way to Qian Fan, and still be hand in hand. Funny copywriting about getting married in a circle of friends

Funny copywriting about getting married in a circle of friends (Part 1)

1. Hand in hand, I love you forever.

2. Daughter-in-law, you don't have to do anything. I will take care of you all your life.

3. I've been walking in rivers and lakes all my life, and your appearance stopped me.

4. What about love? Isn't it nice to have no boyfriend like me? (attach a marriage certificate)

5. Thank you for this grand wedding. Please hold my hand hard every day in the future.

6. for the rest of my life, the snow is you, the plain is you, the poor is you, the splendor is you, the tenderness in my heart is you, and the eyes are also you.

7. We grow old together, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.

8. Enjoy this sunshine bath, and only you can read happiness.

9. Dad, the flowers you raised were taken away with flowers and pots.

1. We are very happy or just send a love.

11. For the rest of our lives, the snow will be you, and the light will be you.

12. For the rest of my life, snow is you, dullness is you, and poverty is you.

13. I don't need your advice for the rest of my life, just listen to me!

14. In my most beautiful years, I can meet you and give you the happiness I have.

15. "This fool won't lose me, will he?"

16. Yixin lives up to his thoughts, and chooses a good family to accompany him every day. I am willing to hold hands in Meihua, and the scenery in the world can be expected.

17. I want to say, time goes around, and I thank you for this meeting.

18. You can get a 15% discount on the money you like.

19. The most beautiful fairy tale in the world is to share the joys and sorrows with you.

2. The sentence is as follows: wife is sentenced to imprisonment. Funny copywriting about getting married in a circle of friends (Part II)

21. Life is as long as you are lucky twice: once you meet, once you go to the end. For the rest of my life, it's all you.

22. I want to go shopping, cook and watch electricity with you.