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What's the name of a cross talk in Degang Guo? Before shaving, it was a lion.

Shi Shuo's classic lines

Performers: Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan, Cui Yongyuan

This is a sequel to Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow. The story revolves around the life of the old man and the old lady after returning from the Spring Festival party. The old lady is obviously vain and doesn't want to lead a bad life now, while the old man is very frank. After they became famous, their economy, life and even their feelings changed, and many things were unimaginable.

1. Zhao Benshan: None of the people we are talking about are so good. The animal world in Zhao Zhongxiang was stopped, Ni Ping changed his profession without being a host, and Cui Yongyuan couldn't sleep.

2. Zhao Benshan: Now I'm not telling the truth, I'm talking about something.

Cui Yongyuan: Our program still focuses on telling the truth.

Song Dandan: Let's stop. Everyone is watching.

Zhao Benshan: Nothing. The ratings of this program are very low.

3. Cui Yongyuan: I heard that your life is a little tight now?

Zhao Benshan: What did you say, IOUs? Yes, there are many IOUs in my hand now.

Song Dandan: Everyone is talking about sanitary ware, that is, the kind that is flushed in the toilet.

Zhao Benshan: Not yet. There are two boards hanging there now.

Cui Yongyuan: I mean, life is a bit difficult.

4. Cui Yongyuan: Aunt, just tell me about your life after you go back.

Song Dandan: These are all introduced in my new book Zi Yue 2.

5. Zhao Benshan: At the beginning, someone had to cut the ribbon.

Song Dandan: Why cut the color? I went there twice and brought back two scissors. Before they started cutting, he cut the lady's hand, bleeding profusely.

6. Zhao Benshan: I just figured that my dog has never lost. What is the difference? Later, the man said, look, this shaved dog is a lion! It touched me a lot, and I thought, no, you are a lion if you don't shave, or a lion if you shave. I am a lion, and I can pair up. Why not sing?