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What kind of person am I?

Question 1: What kind of person am I? I can talk endlessly about topics I like. It may mean you are a perfectionist. What I yearn for in my heart is the kind of "if you don't make a sound, it will be a blockbuster".

You said that you don’t like making promises to others. Maybe it’s because you subconsciously think that when you make a promise, you must keep it. You take responsibility too seriously and like to do everything to perfection.

You are an upright person, but you often doubt yourself. Suspicion is often not only external, but more often manifested in doubts about oneself.

You may not be happy if you say this. But I think you are a contradictory person. There are two situations when you don't like talking to others. One is arrogance, thinking that there is no need to speak, or others don't understand your language; it may also be inferiority, fearing that what you say will not attract enough attention from others, and gradually you develop it. This has become a habit. In fact, this mentality exists in the psychology of many people. You may even think this is good, after all, people tend to be stable. But maybe if we change it in time, the road will be brighter?

I don’t like to distinguish people by good guys and bad guys, because that is too narrow. But if I were to comment on you, I would say that your kindness is much greater than the dark side in your heart. So you don't have to worry too much.

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By the way, what is your zodiac sign? Capricorn?

Question 2: What kind of person am I? I am also thinking about what kind of person I am. I can write words that are hypocritical to death. I can do things that are humble to the core.

I can also write jokes that curse people without a single curse word but make others feel ashamed

I can slap someone in the face when they ignore me and then turn around and leave without seeing each other again

I can yell at immoral things in the crowds and streets without caring about the onlookers,

=.=    The tenderness I gave you was in vain when I indulged you in your betrayal.

Many times , troubles are caused by thinking too much. It's normal for people to come and go in your life, so why worry about the gains and losses and all the joys and sorrows? You can choose to be better. When someone comes, you won't be surprised or happy, and when someone leaves, you won't feel itchy or hurt. Life is like this, you can't control other people's thoughts and you can only take it lightly. Even if the world gives you all sharp knives, you still have to laugh and say something with your middle finger raised

Question 3: Me What kind of person are you? Understanding yourself is a lifelong lesson.

Understanding yourself is the beginning of all achievements~!

Recommend a short article~ If you are interested, read it when you have time~

Everyone in life wants to make a difference, but few succeed. Many people do not understand themselves. And failed. As the saying goes, "Know yourself and the enemy, and you can fight a hundred battles without danger." If you want to "not be in danger," you must first "know yourself," and "know yourself" means knowing yourself. "It's important for people to know themselves"!

It is important for each of us to understand ourselves. First, understand your own personal abilities. Ability can refer to general, innate abilities, or special abilities. For example: some people are particularly capable of learning and express themselves very well; some people are particularly perceptive and often have unique insights; or they are calm and calm in doing things. , full of rationality; some people seem to be born to be leaders and have good abilities in leadership and management. Can you think of many more of the examples cited above? In fact, each of us has our own special abilities. But the more important thing is to understand, what is your special ability?

How do we recognize our abilities? You must have discovered that some people have very good scores in intelligence tests, but perform poorly in work and study; some people have average intelligence in tests, but perform well in work and study. This shows that innate qualifications must be coupled with acquired cultivation in order to enhance our general abilities. We can have more contact, experience, discover and cultivate our own special abilities in various fields of life. We understand our own abilities. Only with potential or special abilities can you know where you should work hard, be it a leader, engage in art, or engage in technical work.

Interest is a personal preference. It is different from ability. It can be the result of acquired learning.

Interest can inspire an individual to engage in a certain activity, but being interested does not mean that one has special abilities in this area, nor does it necessarily predict success or achievement in this matter. For example: Some people often like to notice the beauty and features of the buildings around them, but they may not necessarily have the ability to become an architect, because architects need to have specialized studies in mathematics and measurement. Therefore, we need to have a clear understanding of our interests and a considerable understanding of their connotations.

Many people nowadays don’t know what their interests are. In fact, we can pay attention to what we like to do in daily life and what kind of things are more attractive to us. If you are not clear about your interests now, you can try in many ways, experience your own feelings, and have deeper and broader contact with certain things that attract you. If it is really your interest, the more you understand, the better you will become. Can trigger inner cries. If your interests can match the work you are doing, you will not only have fun at work, but you will also be able to exert greater creativity and potential when doing things, and your chances of completing the task will be greatly improved. Interest is closely related to success. A person will be willing to invest more time and energy in things that interest him. They are more willing to overcome and break through when encountering obstacles.

Once you understand your personal abilities and hobbies, you will have clear goals when choosing a job and at work, and you can use your strengths and avoid weaknesses, give up opportunities that are not suitable for you, and resist the temptation of money and status. Step by step towards success. In fact, everyone has room to develop their potential in this world, but he must first learn to understand himself, his strengths and weaknesses. Once you discover your potential and strengths, you will create a career sky for yourself.

In fact, companies are just like individuals. For a company, it is equally important to understand yourself. It is necessary to understand not only one's own strengths and characteristics, but also what one's "short board" is and which one is the bottleneck for the enterprise to achieve its strategic goals. Some advanced, powerful, and distinctive management methods also have their disadvantages. An old company with successful management will not be as enthusiastic about innovation as a newly founded company, because with the accumulation of personnel, those who are content with the status quo and There will be more and more conservative people, and the old work models and values ??that originally contributed to the company's success have become the biggest obstacles to company reform. Well-managed enterprises are more likely to have hidden dangers. If the management is too good and all departments are running well, people will often lose their sense of long-term worries due to immediate success. Even if they see this, if they cannot clearly understand the direction of the danger, they will still be unable to prevent it. , and once a crisis does occur, it will be too late to take precautions. Small businesses have shortcomings of small businesses, and large businesses have shortcomings of large businesses. Once a small business with keen market response and smooth communication between the upper and lower levels becomes successful, becomes a large company, and becomes a group company, it will often become difficult to communicate with the upper and lower levels, and it will not be able to communicate well with the market. Unresponsive to change. Competitive advantage based on utilitarianism is actually not solid... >>

Question 4: What kind of person am I? The distress should be the feeling of being a hero who "fails to achieve his ambition". You may have a "sense of responsibility" but always feel that you are "powerless". You want to change your life and the lives of those around you but are often "powerless", and then you will feel that you are useless. When you get along with your family and loved ones, you become very "passive and sensitive", and you will feel that every little thing is "hurt". Because you live with this mentality, you often turn the concern of your family and loved ones into "charity". ", then you will feel that you should be a "man", and you will quarrel with your family or lover when you feel that you do not need charity.

"Cynical", "blaming others" because of his "failure" and low self-esteem, feeling that God's performance is fair, and beginning to have "hatred" of people who are more successful than him, plus a little bit of "arrogance" of his own, so he also sees You are not used to those flattering villains, but you yourself know that this is just because you love "face" too much. When all these negative emotions accumulate and recur over time, you become what you are now: "inferior self-esteem, autistic, and conceited." Because you feel that you are not "rich and powerful" enough, but you always believe that you will be rich and powerful, so you "hate yourself as you are now". When you "hate yourself" you don't like to be with friends. Contact because you don’t want your friends to see you now.

Adding the words with "" together is the cause of this situation. However, the main reason for this is not your own personality, but more from life. Those negative factors, such as competition at work, the showing off of the rich, the temptation of sex, etc.

You should be a relatively "receptive" person in life, but you are often not proactive enough in life. You tend to let something come to you instead of taking the initiative to fight for it.

Of course you won’t be happy if your life is shrouded in haze. Just imagine if a person’s sky rains and fogs every day, who wouldn’t be depressed in that environment? What you lack is the pursuit and effort of life.

As the saying goes, "He who is content is always happy." If you think about it carefully, you have many things worth being happy about. Let's talk about them in the order you describe them.

You have your own love: a person who can love you for 4 years.

You have a stable job: you have been working for two years and you are still doing it.

You have healthy parents: they are still able to pay for you.

You have true friends: friends who think of you in your happiest moments.

Life is nothing but love, friendship, and family affection. You have them all. What else is there to be sad about?

All you have to face is how to defend yourself. Your enemies are not your opponents at work, friends who look down on you, or potential third parties. Time is nothing. Your enemy is only time. All you have to do is protect the emotions you have and prevent them from being taken away by time.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t know many things in life, because you are still young and the years are long. People’s life is learning. When you walk out of the campus, you enter a larger "campus" "That's society, everyone is your teacher.

Behind every successful person, there is bitterness and helplessness. When we see his success, we will be envious and fanciful, but who knows the bitterness behind the successful person?

In life, you must learn to be grateful rather than revenge. Everything is a double-edged sword. As long as you are good at understanding and discovering and have an optimistic attitude, you will find that there are not so many things in life. Something worth your anger.

You are 22 years old, and you don’t need me to teach you how to live your own life, because it all depends on your own wishes, and as a passerby, I can only give you these simple principles. , hope it can give you some inspiration.

You will succeed, maybe not to have the whole world fascinated by you.

But at least, you will make the people you love and the people who love you happy.

Question 5: What kind of person am I? A 400-word essay: A happy person

Everyone has his or her own personality. Some people are naturally taciturn, while others can make you hear their bell-like laughter all the time, which also makes you happy. My brother Zhu Rui is such a person.

My younger brother is a little chubby, and his biggest characteristic is that he loves to laugh. When he smiles, his eyes will become slits, revealing his white baby teeth, which is so cute. And his smile changed: when he saw my classmates, it was a naive smile, when he heard a joke, he laughed haha, but what I heard most was his "giggle" smile, like the wind blowing on the wind chime. That pleasant sound.

My brother is an optimist by nature. He likes to wear bright clothes, tell humorous jokes, and is very innocent at the same time. One day, he asked me: "Why does the extracurricular book write that the poet Li Bai is 701-762?" I said: "What do you think?" He frowned and said: "It's Li Bai's phone number." He made a The gesture of making a phone call made me laugh.

My brother is very optimistic. In a recent pinyin dictation test, he did not do very well. Others would have sighed, but he said happily: "Great, I have one more learning opportunity than others, and I can review again." Just once." He said and went to review. In the subsequent dictation test, he scored 100 points, and the teacher gave him a red flag. Later, I asked him why he wasn't depressed at that time, and he said: "Crying can't solve the problem." I think this sentence contains a lot of truth.

Once, I was in a bad mood. When my brother asked me to borrow a pencil, I yelled at him: "Go get it yourself!" He probably knew that I was in a bad mood, so he kept sitting there thinking about it. Way to make me happy. After a while, he came over and told me a joke. Normally, I would have laughed, but I didn't laugh that time. My brother saw that I didn't respond, so he told me another joke, but I still didn't smile. Finally, he sang in a weird voice: "The warm sunshine, your smiling face,..." I couldn't help laughing and said, "It should be 'the warm sunshine'." My heart became cheerful. , I was humming a song while writing, but somehow I also sang "Warm Sunshine".

Listen, my brother is laughing again. His mouth full of baby teeth, silvery bell-like laughter, and innocent look really look like the protagonist Peter Pan in the novel "Peter Pan". Maybe he is... In my dreams, I may also dream of Never Island.

A respectable person

At the gate of the community, there is a bicycle repair stall. The stall owner is already seventy years old. He has dark skin and a short stature. Everyone in the community, young and old, would greet him affectionately when they saw him. Not only does he have superb skills in repairing bicycles, but the price is also very cheap. When someone's bicycle breaks down, he is the first one who thinks of him.

He is an honest child. Sometimes when the children's bicycles break down or the ball is out of air, he will provide them with free services.

I remember when I was five years old, my favorite little rubber ball was out of air, so I ran to his car repair stall and gently said to him: "Grandpa, my little rubber ball is out of air." , help me inflate it!" After hearing this, he replied with a smile: "Okay." Then he put on his reading glasses, looked through the ball carefully, found the inflation hole, and picked up the inflation tube to prepare for inflation. Unexpectedly, his inflation needle was too thick, the needle could not be inserted into the inflation hole, and the air could not be filled. He apologized and said to me: "Son, I'm sorry, my inflation needle is too thick and the air can't go in. You can come back tomorrow!"

The next day, I went to his car repair shop At the stall, he took out a small inflating needle from his pocket, put it on the inflating tube, and inflated my little rubber ball. After a while, the little leather ball bulged up. It was hard when I pressed it with a small finger, and it was very elastic when I patted it on the ground. I happily picked up the little leather ball and jumped to play. Afterwards, I found out that in order to inflate my little rubber ball, after he closed the stall, he went to another car repair stall and bought an inflating needle as big as the inflating hole of my little rubber ball, and he spent 5 yuan! Later, I took 5 yuan and returned it to him at his car repair stall. He insisted not to take the money and squinted his eyes and said: "If your ball is out of air in the future, just come to me. I have everything ready." Various types of inflatable needles." He said as he took out a box of inflatable needles and showed them to me. What a good car repair grandpa! Now I feel warm in my heart when I think of these.

Spring has passed and autumn has come, another five years have passed, and he is still serving the residents of the community as always. His innocence, his trustworthiness, and his kindness are so admirable! ...>>

Question 6: What kind of person am I? Hello, I am very happy to answer your questions ~ I am the same person as you. From this, it is not difficult to see that you are a straightforward, forthright and magnanimous person. It is not that you dare not care, but a person with a spacious heart.

Since your confession is too little, you can only provide the above answer. This is Ah Fei, end of answer, goodbye~!

Question 7: What kind of person am I? Your personality is relatively straightforward and you are a proud person. It is often difficult for others to influence your thoughts on things you believe in. You pay great attention to what others think of you. You usually think about everything you do, so you are very face-saving and others will envy you. But don't forget, sometimes envy, jealousy, and hatred can also lead to courage.

In fact, I think your character is really good, although you have some minor flaws (I think good face is one of them. You live for yourself, not for others to see). And you are the person you are. Personality, don’t let other people’s thoughts dictate your life, live your life! !

Also, happiness doesn’t just wait for a pie to fall from the sky. You have to be careful when looking for a partner! There is nothing embarrassing about asking your friends to introduce you to others. You have to keep good reputation and stay single until you are 30 or 35 before you really feel that you cannot hold your head high in front of your friends. By then, it will be even harder to find someone good as you get older.

It is recommended that you do a good job for him when you are at work. Don’t be too negative. You will feel upset and uncomfortable. If you make less leisure time, just quit your job and find another one that you are satisfied with. After all, there will be so much work. Find one that feels right to you.

Go out with your friends more often. It is right to insist on your own opinions, but don’t argue endlessly over trivial matters. Sometimes you feel that arguing about something is just a quick talk, so you don’t have to earn anything, and you will win again. How about it? But when it comes to work or your personal matters, you have to stick to your own point of view! !

Attend gatherings with friends more often and openly tell your friends that you are looking for someone. Train your character to be more outgoing and optimistic.

Happy as usual! Be optimistic!

I wish you happiness

Question 8: What kind of person am I in "Drawing Star Fruit"? Student Perspective: The father and teacher of the little protagonist in "Drawing Star Fruit" are painting Teach him how to be laughed at by his classmates. With this kind of experience, children can also encounter similar problems as they grow up. How to deal with other people's misunderstandings is a question worth exploring by students. Difficulty: Be able to connect with the full text and understand what the father and teacher said by drawing star fruits. And learn how to think about and deal with problems realistically. Teacher’s thoughts: The text teaches students to trust their own eyes and know that the same thing will look different from different angles. This is an opportunity to build students' self-confidence and adhere to their correct views. Key points: Think while reading, and understand the profound truth reflected in the painting of star fruit. Design features: Guidance for self-study, intensive teaching and deepening. Information: 1. Cards with new words in the text. 2. Transparencies of carambolas from different angles 3. A slideshow of key sentences in the text.

Question 9: Write a 600-word essay on what kind of person I am. In life, everyone has a different personality, including kindness, intelligence, gentleness, cruelty, virtuous, stingy, generous, Hard work and so on. I am a person who corrects my mistakes when I know they are wrong. Every time I am playful, my mother tells me not to be playful; sometimes I am stingy and people around me tell me to be more generous; sometimes I am trustworthy; sometimes I am selfish; sometimes I say bad words, etc. Warn me to remember not to be stingy, trustworthy, or selfish... There is a famous saying that I always keep in mind: Knowing your mistakes can correct them, and there is no great good. It reminds me all the time.

I am still a smart person. For example, I know a lot about computers. Sometimes my mother still asks me if she doesn’t understand! At the same time, through my hard work, my cultural scores are among the best in the class, and I will keep it up.

I am also kind. Sometimes when I see my younger brothers and sisters falling, I help them up. Of course, this is what a brother should do.

In the 21st century, teenagers must be obedient, sensible, and correct their mistakes when they know they are wrong. Only those who are good teenagers will be loved by everyone. I hope that I can continue my strengths, constantly correct my shortcomings, learn from each other's strengths, step by step, constantly improve myself, and strive to be a good child who strives for progress and strives to be obedient.

Question 10: What kind of person am I? A 300-word essay. I am a 10-year-old boy with shiny black hair, a pair of watery eyes, and medium height. In the eyes of others, Here, I am a lively person, but I often don’t understand what kind of person I am. I'd love to know what kind of person I am.

When I was happiest and at ease, I would pick up the things I usually hate the most and do them very carefully.

But sometimes, I will think of something that I hate for no reason, and I will get angry. When others talk to me, I speak harshly, as if I have a deep grudge against them. When my mother asks me to do housework, I will be very reluctant and pouty.

However, I am a lively and cheerful person. When encountering difficulties, I do not blame others but think calmly.

But sometimes, I am timid and shy. Because I was afraid that I would make a fool of myself in front of my classmates if I said something wrong. I'm timid so I rarely raise my hand. From now on I will be a person I like.