Requesting a funny drama and script about cows

Verses about cows:

Nine-nine plus one-nine, the cattle are everywhere

One cow can replace seven people

Hengzhou is ten miles of green on the shore, and there are countless oxen blooming in the spring.

The long head across the road is as high as the shore, and the people riding on the oxen are as stable as boats

Ten miles of Pingchuan, people are returning home late, and countless cattle and sheep are there. Flute

The straw rope is pierced through the nose and tied to the firewood leaf, and no one is breathing to ask about right and wrong

If gold can be planted, my strength will never stop

The cold eyebrows are pointed at thousands of people. , bowing one's head and willingly serving Ruzi Niu

It is fun to cook sheep and slaughter cows, and you will have to drink three hundred cups at a time. ——"Drunk Song" Li Bai

Famous quotes about cattle:

A cold brow is pointed at a thousand men, but one bows his head and is willing to be a bull. - Lu Xun

I seem to be like A cow eats grass and squeezes out milk and blood.

Lao Niu also knows that the sunset is late, so there is no need to raise his whip and move forward.

Cow jokes:

"Steak and Cow"

Little Charlie and the boy next door, John, brag together.

Charlie said: "My uncle invented a machine. As long as the cow is sent in from this end, the steak can be sent out from the other end. How cool!"

John said : "My cousin also invented a machine. As long as the steak is sent in from this end, the cow will come out from the other end. It's better than your uncle!"

"John," Charlie Said, "Let your cousin sell the machine to my uncle."

"Why?" John asked.

"My uncle can stop raising cattle in the future." Charlie said.

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Borrowing a cow

A man came to a rich man's house to borrow a cow with a letter. The rich man was talking to the guest, so he took the letter and read it. He was illiterate, but he was afraid that others would know that he was illiterate, so he pretended to open the letter and read it, and then said to the visitor: "I know, I'll go there in person later."

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Cow Joke

A group of animals encountered a shipwreck and were drifting on the sea in a small boat. When the food was almost gone, they decided to throw some of their companions away through the game. The rule is to take turns telling jokes. If someone's joke doesn't make all the animals laugh, it's bad luck.

Niu speaks first. The cow joke was so great that almost every animal laughed, but not the pigs. So the cow was thrown overboard. Then it's the sheep's turn. Sheep jokes are terrible. No one can laugh. But the pig burst into laughter.

"Why are you laughing?" the animals asked in confusion.

"Sorry, I remembered the cow's joke." The pig replied slowly.

Cow's motto

The first motto: Desire, understand what grass you really want to eat.

Second Dharma: Core, understand which grass is most important to you.

The third teaching: Profound, it is better to eat one clump of beautiful grass than ten clumps of rotten grass.

Fourth Dharma: Focus, when you are eating grass, you are just eating grass, and you can become the Cow God.

Fifth Law: Strategy, if we can't jump over a puddle, go around it.

Sixth Dharma: Decide. If a coyote offends you, find a way to kill it. Don’t wait for confidence to come.

Seventh Dharma: Self-discipline, don’t let your self-indulgence ruin your stomach.

The Eighth Dharma: Be tolerant. If you or others make mistakes occasionally, you should criticize them tactfully and encourage them gently.

Ninth Dharma: Be honest, be honest with yourself and others. If you like a beautiful cow, tell her I love you.

The Tenth Dharma: Be flexible. To live a beautiful life, you must continue to learn, adapt, and grow.

Blessed are the devout cows, peace will belong to you; Blessed are the kind-hearted cows, the light of joy will shine on you; Blessed are the diligent cows, the joy of harvest will come to you.

Sit when you should sit and sleep when you should sleep. If you love something in your heart, you should say something; if your behavior is inappropriate, you should change it.

Move with the camera, don't force it, don't shrink back, think of yourself as an ox, born with confidence, my ox will be useful, after eating porridge, eat pork chops. ——Nutou