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Kneel and beg how to talk and joke with girls

Give you three plans.

The first plan: perseverance

Men rarely succeed in chasing girls, especially when there is a big gap between two people in all aspects and men are at a disadvantage. If men want to get the love of girls, they can only use this scheme. Jianghu says: thick-skinned, full; Thin skin, can't eat. If you give up as soon as a girl refuses, there is no chance.

At this time, men will use this plan. They are not afraid of shame, humiliation, fatigue, spending money or wasting time. Men know that men are afraid of pestering women to grind. As long as they persevere and never give up, victory must belong to them. This is also the fundamental reason why the hero has no good wife and Lai Hanzhan is a flower branch.

Plan 2: Play hard to get.

Such people are very cunning. He is obviously drooling over girls, but he always keeps a certain distance from them. Men play hard to get, despise girls strategically and attach importance to girls tactically. He knows this girl, this prey, the tighter she chases, the faster she may run. On the surface, he pretends that he doesn't care about girls, and his attitude is lukewarm, neither salty nor light, just to let girls relax their vigilance against him, so that it is easier to observe girls' weaknesses and not expose their own shortcomings.

He never talks about feelings in front of girls, and always shows that he is excellent at the right opportunity. The purpose of his doing this is to let the girls know that he is not in the same class as those flies. As long as the opportunity is ripe, take care of the girl in one fell swoop.

The third measure: slow stew.

As the ancients said, you can't eat hot tofu if you are impatient, but your feelings are self-cultivation. Men have a thorough understanding of these two ancient sayings of China. Chasing girls is like cooking. It's definitely not possible to stir-fry with strong fire. You have to stir-fry slowly with slow fire to enjoy cooking.

Their specific approach is to find opportunities to approach girls and put them in their own prepared pots in the name of friends. Seasoning is often inviting girls to dinner, outings, movies, parties, etc. As long as the girl doesn't refuse, she will fry slowly, and one day she will stew the girl's raw beef, which will become his snack.

How to pursue girls

From a girl's point of view, I know more about girls' psychology. Most girls don't take the initiative to pursue the boys they like, unless they really like them too much or are the kind of girls who are very brave and brave. So, if you like a girl very much and think she is a little interested in you, take the initiative and don't engage in a tug-of-war with her, you will feel uncomfortable. Maybe the person you like will also suffer.

When girls are being chased, their psychology is very complicated. She may be happy, but she is a little scared. She has ambivalence towards the boy who intruded into her quiet life. She didn't mean to. Don't think she is testing you, but she is actually fighting herself. She is afraid of getting hurt.

Don't be afraid that your initiative will bring her disgust. If you don't take the initiative, she won't take the initiative, and it will fade slowly. It's normal if your initial confession is rejected by her. Don't be discouraged, who knows what this girl is thinking?

Maybe if you confess twice, she will be moved by you. A good girl with a kind heart is easily moved.

If you encounter setbacks, leave immediately, never reply to this girl again, protect yourself tightly and lick the wound silently. And when you are in pain, as everyone knows, that girl may be regretting, regretting! Maybe she will secretly cry and regret rejecting you, and then she will be sad to see your indifferent eyes, but she won't tell you, and she will never let you come back to chase her. Your excessive self-esteem may hurt a girl's sensitive heart.

She will think that you don't really like him, otherwise how could you just give her up?

Some people say that it is really difficult for boys and it is not easy to chase girls. But my feeling is that this phenomenon is inseparable from the social role orientation of men and women. From a physiological and social point of view, women are always passive. If, on the other hand, men are ashamed and women are brave, the world will be in a mess! Women's shyness is always beautiful ~ I always hear that a brave man overcame many difficulties and finally won the heart of a beautiful woman. There are few examples to the contrary.

It is often said that a girl's mood is like the weather. It's sunny and cloudy with occasional showers, and her mood ups and downs are really unpredictable. Hey! This sentence really hits the nail on the head From another perspective, of course, it also shows the helplessness of many boys. If you don't have any foresight, you will accept the retribution of the storm sooner or later. If a girl's temper is really like the weather, then let's take a good look at the classification of the weather! This time, let's compare the level of wind with the temper of girls.

1.0- No wind: At this time, you can't feel the temper of any girl at all, as if you were in still air. Usually this happens only when your girlfriend is not around, and your spirit can be completely relaxed.

2. 1- Roufeng: At this time, you will feel the reaction of a little girl, and you will see that girl grinning and saying that she is annoyed. At this time, you will feel that she is like a breeze in spring, which makes people feel very comfortable.

Level 3.2-Breeze: At this time, the girl has begun to show some unhappiness. She usually spits out boredom to express her feelings, but she quickly turns away. This level may have no effect on you.

Level 4.3-Breeze: At this time, you will find that girls begin to show more unhappiness and usually hit you with a little thing to let you know to stop! But it doesn't necessarily affect you, because you will think that she is joking with you.

Level 5.4-Hefeng: You will find that girls begin to express their unhappy feelings with some voice language.

6.5-Breeze: At this time, you should feel a little chilly. Usually, girls will give you a hard look and say something sarcastic. Don't think this is just a piece of cake. If you are still in this situation for a long time and don't know it, then I want to remind you that this level is one level behind the next level of strong wind!

Level 7.6-Strong wind: This is a level. At ordinary times, girls have begun to curse with their hands around their waist, and their tone has also improved. You should know how to advance and retreat!

8.7- Gao Feng: At this time, it has already started to get angry, and the cursing sounds are constant.

9.8-Gale: This level was a bit scary from the beginning. In addition to cursing constantly, there will be some loud noises and noises. Generally, you just swear and strike the table!

10.9-gale: at this level, there will be some property losses, usually she starts to drop some small things that can be taken at hand, such as pens, mobile phones and shoes! It often hurts some small things. Remember that you should have the ability to receive things in the air at this time.

11.10-storm: At this time, many things tend to break and hurt. At this time, don't pretend to be calm and don't pretend to be strong. If you encounter garbage that comes at you one after another, you'd better find shelter first, just like an earthquake.

Grade 12. 1 1- gale: this grade is just like the name. She will rush to hit people like a madman, often causing some disasters to mankind. Normally, she can't escape with a slap.

13. 12- hurricane: this level is also a strong typhoon that we are familiar with. If we don't take preventive measures, there will usually be casualties and disasters.

How to please girls;

If you have the right girl, you should cherish the affection between them. You should learn to care about her, love her, and let her feel how much you care about her. To be a boy, you should read a girl's mind, understand her mind, and let her feel your meticulous care. She sings beside you like a happy bird. You should learn to walk, go shopping, sing, dance, and go on an outing with her ... You should always give her freshness and buy her some trinkets, which are cheap and can express your admiration, and make her think that you are a good boy who knows interest and loves life, and she will love you more.

Only by understanding each other can we have a common language, and only by forbearing each other can we make love sweeter. You should let her know that girls should be spoiled, loved, cared for and cherished! Love means giving, dedication, and love means making you happy all your life. This is true love! I believe that with your intelligence, you will definitely win the favor of girls!

Teach you how to please girls.

1. "May I ask you the way?" "Go there?" "Go to your heart. 」

2. "Can I borrow a dollar from you?" "Why? I want to call my mother and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams. " Or "I want to call your mother and thank her. 」

3. "Is your father a thief?" "No" "Then how could he steal the bright stars and put them in your eyes? If they answer you "yes", you should be prepared.

4. "You are so warm, even the plastic in my underwear has been melted by you. 」

5. "Your legs must be very tired, right?" "Why?" "Because you have been running around in my mind all day. 」

6. (Look at his/her clothes label. When they say, "What are you doing?" Answer "just to see if you are made in heaven." "or" just to see if you are my number. 」

7. "Sorry, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? 」

8. "I hope you know CPR, because you are so beautiful that I can't breathe." 」

9. "Miss, please give it back to me!" "what!" My heart, you took it away with your eyes! 」

10. "There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take my eyes off you. 」

1 1. "I had a bad day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? 」

12. "It's raining heavily today." "Yes!" "That's because God drools at you. 」

13. "If I could rearrange English letters, I would put U and I together. 」

14. "Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job. 」

15. "Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world." "Why not be the first?" "With you, I am the happiest person! 」

Picking up girls skills

The hardest thing for lovers is not knowing how to start this program. Men will worry that their behavior is abrupt, and women will worry that men will regard themselves as vanity. After all, it is up to the man to start this procedure, so please refer to the specific skills listed below.

Hand contact

(1) When crossing the road, he said, "Hurry up, the red light will turn on, and then naturally lead her by the hand to cross the road.

(2) When getting off the boat or walking on a bumpy road, naturally reach out and say to her, "Come, it's dangerous here, please hold my hand."

(3) When people are crowded, say to her, "Hold my hand, or I will part." If she is shy, grab her hand. If she really likes you, It was just a few posturing struggles, and then I obeyed. If she really doesn't want to, she will "see and feel" to break free. At this time, don't force it. This is a respect for her wishes, not a sign of cowardice.

(4) When she wants to talk, naturally say "Come, I'll help you up".

5 compare the palm size with her: "Come, let's compare whose hand is bigger. Hey, your hands are so cute. "

6. Try your wrist: Can you resist her hand?

7 Palmreading: This method is very old, but it is very effective. If you really learn palm reading, you can talk for five minutes, which will greatly increase her interest.

Touch shoulders and other parts.

(1) When a car comes from behind; Say to her, "Here comes the bus". So I easily put my shoulder on her and drew her closer.

② When you swing in autumn, say "Come, I'll help you push". Hands push shoulders naturally.

(3) When I walked to the door of the meal, I patted her on the shoulder and said, "What about this room?" If she agrees, gently hold her shoulder and walk in together.

(4) When the wind suddenly turns cold or suddenly rains, take off your coat and put it on her body, then gently floor her shoulders.

⑤ When introducing buildings or places of interest: put your left hand on her shoulder from behind, and point to the buildings or places of interest with your right hand: "Where is that building?" .

⑥ When riding the Ferris wheel or entering the haunted house of amusement park: hold her hand or hug her shoulder.

As soon as she stood on the grass, you said, "Oh, it's so dirty here." . Pat her on the ass a few times. Remember, the touch should be natural and gentle, the tone should be more relaxed and natural, and there should be no tension, because women are already very nervous when they first contact the opposite sex. In her mind, if she likes you, not only will she not mind you touching her, but she will also be eager for you to do so. But your movements. Attitude and intonation will have an important influence on her mood. What you do is unnatural, and she will be even more unnatural and even refuse you. The other skills introduced below are also based on the premise that she likes you and you do it naturally.

Other skills of first contact

Touch her head, hold her hair with your fingers, or stroke her hair with your fingers. If she is shy and doesn't object, she can consider further contact next time.

Squeezing her nose gently will make her happy.

Touching her forehead with your hand and saying "you naughty pig" will make her laugh.

Skin contact skill

The condition of skin contact is the external atmosphere and environment plus intimate conversation with each other. The conversation must start with a natural topic, and it is best to add gestures and expressions to arouse the other person's heart. Environment and atmosphere should focus on the following points:

Being kept in the dark: this will eliminate her sense of shame and make her feelings more open.

(2) Being in a narrow place: The other person's bodies will naturally contact each other and naturally produce "magnetic force". If you don't hate each other, this kind of "magnetism" is very attractive and can make your attention highly concentrated.

(3) Quiet tree-lined streets and willows: it is easy to arouse women's feelings and is also a suitable place.

④ The climate should be warm: it is too cold to be in the mood, and the most suitable temperature is 25℃.

(5) Sounds that can intoxicate women, low and intermittent whispers, the sound of rain, the sound of cars, etc.

When the other person is depressed, there will be a desire to talk to the opposite sex.

Note that when making such first contact, it should be suitable for the environment and atmosphere at that time, such as seeing the climax of a bitter drama. If the environment is right, you can add some romance, and girls won't hate it. But it's too romantic for a mature older woman.

Matters needing attention when dining with women:

A. Take the initiative to invite her to dinner, because most girls don't want to say that they are hungry.

B. Ask her what she wants to eat first. If she doesn't comment, you can decide the menu yourself. Don't push it around, so you think mutual courtesy, its

It will really embarrass each other. Be careful not to touch your teeth when ordering, because it will spoil the atmosphere.

C. Try not to make any noise while eating. You should talk to your heart while eating.

D. You can eat as much as you want. Girls usually like boys with big appetites.

Precautions for drinking:

A. Never force your girlfriend to drink on the first date, which will make her unhappy. She can refuse to talk to you on the pretext that you forced her to drink.

Dating.

B. whether you can or not, don't pretend to be massive.

C. If she drinks it and her face turns red, you should praise her.

If you are late for an appointment:

I rushed to the appointment place, gasped and sincerely apologized to the other party, and then naturally made an excuse, such as "Zhongshan Road was caught in traffic, so I jumped out of the car and ran there, out of breath." Or: "I want to find you a gift that you like, so that I can't catch up with the time ..." In short, be reasonable and don't let her know that you are late because of your carelessness, which has nothing to do with any car or gift. This kind of commitment helps to dispel his girlfriend's dissatisfaction, and the motive is good, so it can't be regarded as malicious deception. However, this kind of thing must not happen again. If you tell too many lies, the stuffing will eventually come out.

Say goodbye to her skills:

It's best to say goodbye to her at the right station, wait with her until the bus comes, and then leave after she gets on the bus. So that women won't feel that you are not tightly entangled. If she is willing to let you take her home, it means that she has a little mutual affinity for you. At this time, the time must be separated, that is to say, the first date should end when the girl still wants to get along with you. This is the trick to make her look forward to her next date. At the same time, you should use the following invitation skills. For example, while waiting for the bus, you ask her, "Today is the summer solstice. Do you know what the summer solstice means? " She said she didn't know, and then the car came. You said, "Well, I'll tell you on our next date." Repeat the next time and place, and then send her to the car. Or, when she was about to break up, she said, "I am very happy with you." You must stop at once and say, "Great. I will make you happier next time. " Then repeat the time and place of the next appointment as appropriate.

Know her skills:

Generally, women don't hate hitting on strange men, because they subconsciously think it's because they have enough power to attract men. But if you use the wrong words and look unnatural, they won't stop to strike up a conversation with you, so you should think about the content of the conversation before you strike up a conversation and use the following questions appropriately.

(1) More suitable for women with heavy makeup and confidence:

Can I buy you a cup of coffee?

Miss, you are so beautiful. Miss, your hair is so elegant and charming!

Miss, your temperament is really charming. Can we make friends?

Miss, this dress of yours is really nice. Where did you buy it? I want to tell my cousin.

Miss, are you a fashion model? Please sign ... what? Aren't you? Isn't it? I don't believe it. You are so beautiful, and

Please sign. "

(2) The opening nouns that are more suitable for ordinary girls must be humorous.

The scenery of the sea ahead is really beautiful. Shall we go to see the sea together?

I like your dress style. Can you talk to me? I want my sister to learn.

-I really want to buy you a drink. Do you want to join us?

-I know a restaurant with good style and atmosphere. Let's enjoy it together

Matters needing attention in implementation:

Don't talk to strange women from behind.

When eyes are opposite, a natural smile should appear on your face.

Don't look at each other from top to bottom.

Be natural and don't let the other person think that you are hitting on her on purpose.

Don't touch anyone in a hurry.

Don't give up when the other party refuses, you need to make persistent efforts. Invited at least five times.

⑦ Don't pester each other, let alone get in each other's way, and follow closely. Even if it fails, it's no big deal.

This way of meeting today can enjoy the pleasure of getting along with her briefly. If we can arrange the next meeting with her, it will be a complete success.

Know how to end this first contact at the right time.

Pet-name ruby If the woman reacts enthusiastically, you don't need to stick to the above practice, but you should "pursue the victory".

First of all, you should have a suitable environment, then at a suitable time, and finally use a suitable sentence (those so-called classics are impossible, not only did you not have the courage to make such a long sentence clear when you first confessed, but others did not have the heart to listen to such a long rap). So, our scene is designed. Judging from the tone of your question, you must know each other, not very strange. Therefore, first of all, we should contact her more. For example, we often talk to her as ordinary colleagues (classmates), and the topic will naturally get deeper and deeper, so we can naturally talk about life from the weather. In chatting, you should show that you are an ideal, ambitious, responsible man worthy of girls' dependence. Note: At this stage, she must not realize that you are interested in her. In this way, after a long time, it actually depends on your own feelings. Usually two weeks at most, girls will have a good impression on you. At this time, strike while the iron is hot, think of a reason, find an opportunity, choose a weather that may rain soon and invite her to dinner to continue your chat. Just in time, it began to rain on the way to send her back after dinner. You gently help her hold up an umbrella or simply take off your coat and put it on her, and tell her in a magnetic voice to be careful of catching cold. At this point, she will be ecstatic and have some fantasies about what it will be like to be your gf. But at this time, it is not the most perfect time, and you should continue to keep her appetite. Then, when she has started to talk to you, the time is ripe. Invite her to a particularly elegant restaurant and tell her by candlelight: I love you, you are finished. Ps: Don't confess during the day. People, especially women, are the most emotional at night! So choose to confess at night! With my method, it will take about a week to a month, but it is definitely 100% success, hehe ~