On the Funny Personality of Nonsense Humor

1. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of knowledge. He landed, but we drowned in the sea.

Judging from this, I'm sure your mother was anxious when she gave birth to you.

You look so bad when you are dressed so fresh.

4, don't be slutty, just touch the world with coquettish! Ask who is the most slutty in the world and tell me to do my job!

Your disfigurement has seriously affected my mood this day.

6. The ancients said that flowers were inserted in cow dung because the nutrients of cow dung were extremely high.

7. No matter how you turn around, your eyes are always in front of you.

8. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

9. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.

10, I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.

1 1, be a carefree foodie and a carefree fool.

12, what is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

13. It is God's business to forgive you. All I can do is send you to God.

14. Why can't I understand your heart after reading it for so long? Because. I am nearsighted.

15, showing half your ass doesn't mean you're sexy, it just means your underwear is small.

16, you pretend to be forced with me only because you don't pretend to be forced, and you pretend to be pure with me only because you are impure.

17, outside the Qingshan building outside the mountain, I don't care if you don't love me; There are many beautiful women in the world, and she will be gentler than you!

18, what era is it now? It's confusing. At first glance, it is.

19, your face is disgusting enough.

20. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

2 1, this morning in spring, I woke up easily. Hang up Q and don't disturb me. Suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.

22, men, like the food in the canteen, although it tastes bad, but it is too late!

23. Do you want to step on my head? No way! Unless you're wearing a skirt.

24, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

25. I'm actually in good shape, fat but not greasy.

26. Wake up every day and change your hairstyle. Either Altman or Super Saiyan.

27. Tell you a story: A pig is telling a story! The other pig smiled.

28. If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for being inhuman!

29. The secret crush changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly felt that I had changed my mind.

30. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?

3 1, if you want to learn from others, call me dear as soon as Tencent goes online …

32. Who doesn't know that you play with your mobile phone in class, and who doesn't know that you snicker in your crotch?

33. Why does Superman like to wear underwear outside? Because you are wearing it. Who knew you were Superman?

34. I remember when I was at school, a teacher said, "I will slap you to death."

Don't be so attached to me, I hate you very much.

36. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

37. The more scenery you experience, the less sincerity you have. Sincerity is out of stock these days.

38. The Five Classics tell the Four Classics and the Three Classics that the second aunt's menstruation is coming.

39. There are so many beautiful women in the country, but it's a pity that men all over the world only love beauty.

40. There is a woman who is still moving without makeup. There is a kind of woman who is afraid to meet people who don't wear makeup.

4 1, the little sunflower mother starts class! Lu Guan this child, never shoot, most of them are useless!

42. Like me, I always like to do my homework on the last day of vacation.

43. Others hold hands and I hold the dog to see who hates biting him.

44, the daughter-in-law has gone up, why do you still have the face not to go up?

45. Don't test mortals with your breathtaking appearance.

46. Love is appreciation, not possession and transformation. ! !

47. When can a man love me as much as he loves my money?

48. I often do things that hurt eggs, for example, hurting my own eggs.

49. surfing the internet really hurts. Three seconds for a card, the card is chic. Stop in five seconds and it will be tangible.

50. The most painful thing in the world is to wake up after a good sleep.

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No matter how it will end, I just want to leave you early now.

2, seven dimensions I decide my comfort, my woman I decide.

3. Losing love is not necessarily a bad thing. It can make people grow up and become mature and sensible.

I just want to accompany you to see the beautiful scenery.

I am only a child, but I am very sensitive and delicate.

6. The vague city slowly flies out of my sight, and I shrink into your imagination.

7. I have been running with you. However, you run fast. I'm lost.

8. Life has taught me; Love, but don't love too much; Pay, but remember to leave some for yourself; Strive hard, but still know how to give up; Crying but still moving forward

9, some troubles, lost, there will be a chance of light clouds and light winds.

10, who will tell us where love meets, but I want to leave it to you first, stubbornness will only leave a wound.

1 1. Cry at yourself and laugh at others. This is called life.

12, I couldn't help feeling sad, so I slowly learned to hide.

13, I have been friends with you for many years before I know that my tears are not for you.

14, I am trying not to delay, retain or cherish anything that can bring laughter and glory to our lives.

15, love is like multiplication, one of which is zero and the result is always zero.

16, only those who have really loved will think that tears are the cheapest thing in the world.

17, people who like to be in a daze must have another pure world in their hearts.

18, whether we must hurt each other, you will understand how dependent we are.

19, love is like two people pulling a monkey's rubber band, and the injured one is always the one who gives up.

20. Don't judge others easily, because you haven't experienced his life.

2 1, some memories are always fixed in those sweet smiles.

22. Am I afraid to give up, or am I unable to overcome myself?

23. People are really sad. When they were young, they wanted to grow up and die.

24. It is never our looks that get old first, but our desperate aggressiveness.

25, don't hate others, you have nothing to remember, even if it is fragmented.

26. If this is a gambling game, I will bet on myself. Win this life, lose this life.

27. If you can't forget the person you want to forget, how about learning to let go?

28, persistent desperate love you, in exchange for your ruthless abandonment.

29. What is really expensive is not the house price, but the woman's heart.

30. Hello, I'm not here now and I won't contact you.

3 1, there are three new unfilial, it is said that they are studying literature, taking the postgraduate entrance examination, and have no object.

32. It is said that Taobao shop owners hate the idiom: no friends.

33. Friar Sand: When you die in troubled times, don't ask if Wenda is a pig or a monkey.

34. Internet Cafe Tip: The Internet speed in this Internet Cafe is too fast. Please fasten your seat belt.

Living in Beijing, you must watch the weather forecast every day. If there is a rainstorm forecast, be sure to bring a swimsuit.

36. Going to work is like marriage in the old days. Obviously, if you are unhappy, you have to be together.

37. If you encounter many ghosts, you dare to walk at night.

38. Showing half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.

39. Since I left you, someone has asked me: Do you always sterilize your eyeballs in tears?

40. You said that life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is extremely expensive.

4 1, what is hateful is actually not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation of the mistress.

42. The less you have in your mind, the more tricks you have in your mind.

I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.

You have the right to remain silent, but I take everything you say as a compliment.

45. Even gas is inert, so why can't that person be lazy?

46. Girls with big breasts have neuropathy, because peripheral nerves are necrotic and the upper margin is enlarged.

47. There is a kind of love that makes me indifferent, and there is a kind of love that makes me unlucky.

48. There are two factors that hinder my success: one is that I will feel sleepy when I am full, and the other is that I will be hungry when I wake up.

49. Ask me about my weight? Just kidding, real fat people never get on the scale!

Mosquitoes are gods. If you don't buy some mosquito-repellent incense to burn, it will sting you all the time.

5 1. If you think all the gods are floating clouds, you are heartless enough.

52. Every success is aborted by failure.

53. Looking back now, I feel that there will be a big wave of zombies coming in soon, but I haven't even planted sunflowers yet.

54. I once passed a man, and he was so full of sparks that he almost moved a brick.

55. Even if you die, you should leave a widow for the world.

56, no lover, no enemies, people are lonely.

57. Looks determine fate. No wonder my fate is so rough.

58. Real trust is when you say: I fart, she will never cover her nose.

59. Life ideal: drink eight-treasure porridge, eat eight-treasure rice, taste eight-treasure tea and sleep in eight-treasure mountain.

60. Men's meticulous attraction is second only to women's nudity.

6 1, often wet the bed when I was a child, and often cry when I grow up.

62. Why does the rain have to stay with me when I don't have an umbrella?

63.DOTA ruined his life, and Warcraft was poor for three generations. If you don't touch these two, you will become Gao Fushuai.

64. The early bird may not catch the worm, but the overnight bird may arrive first.

65. When you are alive, you will be laughed at at first, then you will laugh at others, and finally you will die laughing.

If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun.

67. I'm so busy these days that my hair is beginning to fall out. My friend comforted me that it was a season change, and I always felt that it was very likely to stop production.

68, alas! Now there are more and more billionaires, and I only have one hundred million, or memories!

69. Are you a boy or a girl? I wonder whether I want to be an aunt or an uncle.

70. I recently read a book that taught people how to forget and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content.

7 1, if the house is long, it will naturally sprout if it stays in the deep; Meng reached the limit and got married easily and continued his marriage with others.

72. The most familiar stranger, makeup ex-girlfriend, married boyfriend.

73. The most difficult thing is that women, an animal, have to put some blood every month.

74. It's quick for the child to admit his mistake, but it's just fucking wrong.

There is nothing to rely on in this world, only I can rely on it. Abbreviation: shit.

76. The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.

77. In that faraway place, there is a slow sheep. Hehe, I went home for dinner.

78. Hello, everyone. My English full name is Followheart, and my Chinese full name is Xun.

79. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

80. I am a man of principle. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

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1, wolfing down, obviously wolves and tigers, and swallows.

2, want to learn stinky tofu, smell stinky, eat fragrant, this is the connotation.

You were swimming when it suddenly rained. Please hide in the water for shelter from the rain.

Don't ask me what your answer is. You think you are Baidu.

You think you are playing with life, but life is playing with you.

6. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You're just fooling around. You don't know anything at all.

7. Who doesn't like daytime, because you can daydream during the day?

8. When you are away from home, please remember: Be sure to return cow B to the cow.

9. Drink some water! Now the river is seriously polluted, have some meat! Bajie is more expensive than Tang Priest.

10, how big do you have to be to hold up your active soul?

1 1, I never explained it, and I don't know how to find my mother. That's right.

12, I want to lose weight, but the wallet I want to gain weight is getting thinner.

13, the boss uses you, you are a talent, and if you don't need you, you are layoffs.

14, promising men often do something domineering.

15. As a lonely knight, you have to go to the police station to kill people.

16, I took everything I could. Please burn what I can't take away.

17, death is heavier than Mount Tai; Lighter than diaosi

18, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, and I can't even close my eyes.

19, taught others how to sell goods all their lives, but no one taught them how to die.

20. When I open my eyes and leave, you won't live.

2 1, please don't bring anything of value, I'm afraid my fingers itch.

22, the land of feng shui, not mountains and water, but you buried it.

23. Do you know that kings in history are the meanest? Is Gou Jian, the King of Yue (cheap enough)?

24.are you a monkey? What Hong Haier said to Wukong

25. Does the meat hurt when liposuction is performed? No, I will when I check out.

26. If you have no money, try to get money and drag you to buy a "pig" with meat.

27. Mengpo soup is delicious. How does it taste? forget

28. I heard that you had a natural birth, son. If you don't, is it still a key question?

29. Please get together and leave the earth fruitfully. Thank you.

Comrade Lei Feng must be all thumbs, otherwise he will always be found out if he doesn't do good deeds.

3 1. Why is there a moon on Bao Qingtian's forehead? Because he doesn't understand the darkness of my grandfather during the day.

32. You told me to go out, I went out, and you told me to come back. I'm sorry I'm stuck.

33. I am the most trustworthy person. I won't pay you back until I pay you back.

34. I have been running in the field of hope, and it is inevitable that I will not trip over the stone of disappointment.

Don't challenge my patience with your temper, or you will die beautifully.

It's not wrong for you to look like this, it's just a crime.

37. You are invisible. You can't help talking to me. Your spirit is worth learning.

38. A cheating man is like money on shit, but it's disgusting.

39. Jealousy is a knife, either inserted in others or in yourself.

40. Love usually means abandoning fools and asking for liars.

4 1, I like you, but you like her. I am a big joke.

42. Life is like an angry bird. When you make a mistake, there are always several pigs laughing.

43. Why is your mobile phone dead so soon? Tell me who you shot.

44. Swearing is not necessarily a bad person. Some people pretend to be a gentleman with a bad stomach.

45. Looking back and smiling, chickens fly and dogs jump; You stand smart and smelly.

46. Your IQ is in arrears. Please talk to me after charging.

47. What's the use of being handsome? Can he be used as a credit card machine in the bank?

48. What's the use of good character? Can I eat it on the table?

49, what is love, derailment; What is gentleness and meanness?

50. Mathematics has abused me thousands of times, and I regard mathematics as my first love.

Humor and personality are meaningless.

1, women always have a dry day, and men always have a bald day.

2. It is said that ticklish men love their wives and ticklish women love their husbands.

3. I was not ready when you came to me; When I'm ready, there's someone else with you.

Fortunately, the current policy is cremation, otherwise your skeleton will excite human archaeologists for a while in the future.

I have lived for more than ten years and have done nothing for my country and people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches!

6. There are three treasures in a lie: eternity, constancy and love to the old; There are three treasures in Korean dramas: car accidents, cancer and incurable diseases.

7. What a woman is most proud of is not how beautiful she looks. But how many women can her man refuse for her ~

I planted a bunch of girlfriends in Houshan last year. In autumn, there are green hats everywhere.

9. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

10, don't thank me, how dare I charge you after thanking me!

1 1. Never treat animals that have been bleeding for a week lightly.

12. Don't be careless with an army of 4 billion.

13, beauty, you are only suitable for missing, not for meeting.

14, every time I take an exam, I firmly believe in a principle that we are all family in the examination room.

15, I used to play hard, but now I play hard.

16, you must chat with me, or I will write your name on the tablet.

17, youth has never wronged us, but we have wronged youth.

18, I thought nightmares wouldn't haunt me all the time. I thought I could cure my headache by closing my eyes.

19, don't blink when your tears are almost unbearable. You will see the whole process of the whole world from clear to fuzzy.

20. Going far away by train doesn't care about the destination, only about you and the scenery along the way.

2 1, lies, after packaging, have a better name: oath.

22. Behind every girl's favorite lyrics, there is an unknown story.

23, don't fall in love with a person because of a temporary feeling, because it may be an illusion.

24. The remaining 2 1 g soul is the last way for me to love you.

Please give me some sunshine, air, water and a little love at your fingertips.

I can wait for you for a long time. I'm not afraid. I'm afraid I can't wait for you in the end.

27. Give up what you can't get. Doesn't it hurt to think of it every day?

28. All problems are ultimately a matter of time. All troubles are actually asking for trouble.

29. Sometimes, we have to shut up, put down our pride and admit that we are wrong. This is not to admit defeat, but to grow up.

30. Just because I didn't speak doesn't mean I'm in a bad mood. Sometimes, I just want to be quiet.

3 1, I am the kind of person who is not afraid of death and pain, but afraid of losing you.

32. The fool said I was waiting for you. The fool came back and the fool left.

33. It is said that women are clothes and brothers are brothers. Whoever touches my hands and feet, I will touch his clothes.

34. I'm blind only because I took one more look at you in the crowd.

Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable.

36. I'm not a genius because I haven't worn Finch's diaper.

I haven't seen cowhide blown as fresh and refined as you for a long time.

38. When others are holding hands, I will hold my dog to see who is unhappy with a bite.

39. The school doesn't want us to fall in love, but only wants us to wear matching clothes.

40. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall!

4 1, I woke up easily this morning in spring, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

42.try to ignore me. Maybe one day I will ignore you, and you will regret it.

43. I love you for so long not because of your words. Oh, I know.

44. Every reserved and calm present has a silly and naive past.

45. If life is just like the first time, don't be sentimental. Say goodbye, maybe never again.

As long as you want, as long as I have. I like this sentence best. I will give you anything you want, even if I don't have it.

47. Sometimes I feel like a psycho, which not only entangles me, but also bothers others.

48. How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

49. The best thing I have ever done is to observe the four seasons and meet you.

I want to tell the world loudly: I fell in love with you in those years and I was blind.