100 word homophonic joke

According to reliable internal information, it is AUU-00 1 license plate that makes the traffic control department determined to stop issuing AUU personalized license plates. Don't understand? Look at the following group of dialogues and you will understand:

Hello, this is the emergency hotline. what can I do for you?

B: I ... I ... I was hit by a car. Ouch ... it hurts me ... my bones are almost broken ...

A: Excuse me, did you get the license plate number?

Look ... Look ... I can see it clearly. Ouch ... it hurts!

A: Don't worry. Tell us the car number first, and we will send someone to the scene.

B: ok … the car number is … it's …A…U…U…

A: Please tell us your car number quickly, or we won't catch anyone!

Ok … ok …A…U…U…

A: I said please tell us the car number first!

Isn't that what I mean? A ... you ...

Stop complaining. Say it!

B: I'm ... I'm not mumbling. It really is ... a ... u. ...

A: ...

Then stop distributing. ...