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Lines in the sketch "Go home and see often" in the Spring Festival Evening of 2009
Jia: Brother.
Wen Song: This is our brother.
A godsend: brother.
Wen Song: I found our brother.
Tianci: Hmm!
Zhang Xiaowei: Fuck off, Dad. You made many mistakes when you were young.
Liu: Do you believe I kicked your tooth off in one bite? What are you talking about? Is your father that man? To tell the truth, these young people are here to deliver my products.
Zhang Xiaowei: What the hell? Send products?
Liu: Right.
Zhang Xiaowei: I see. You are delivering the product. No wonder you are so nice. Call me brother. Let me tell you something. Are you here to sell something? Are you selling things? Are you selling products? I told you to leave here! You are not welcome here!
Liu: Get out!
Zhang Xiaowei: Do you understand, Dad? I did it for your own good. They're fooling you, you know?
Liu: Fuck you, are you kidding? How could he fool me? I'm telling you, all the products these children take are real. When I ask, they are cheaper than supermarkets. They come three or four times a day to sing with me, dance with me and give me a massage. Let me tell you the truth. Do you know how happy dad is this week? What are they doing? Just to finish a performance. Seeing them working so hard, I think of my son. Working outside is also very hard. Dad hopes you can meet a noble person and help you finish your performance as soon as possible, so that you can come back to accompany me.
Zhang Xiaowei: Dad, I understand. I apologize to everyone first.
Liu: Get down on your knees!
Zhang Xiaowei: Actually, Dad, I've been thinking about making money outside for years. My mother left early and you brought me up. Actually, I just want to make my dad happy, but today I completely understand that what my dad wants is not money, but companionship. Dad, I'm sorry.
Wen Song: I was particularly moved to see this scene. We really should spend time with our parents, brothers and sisters. Let's go home.
Song Xiaofeng: Go home.
Zhang Xiaowei: Wait, I am grateful for this week. It has brought so much happiness to my father. No one will leave today. How about I treat everyone to a reunion dinner?
Song Xiaofeng: Huh? Why?
Zhang Xiaowei: Eat.
Song Xiaofeng: Dinner, right?
Zhang Xiaowei: Yes.
Song Xiaofeng: I tell you, big brother, you can't eat without chopsticks. This chopsticks supermarket sells two yuan. We are very happy together today. I'll give it to you for free
Zhang Xiaowei: No, it's free. I bought all your chopsticks today.
H: what? !
Zhang Xiaowei: I'll take it all! What are you doing? Dad! Dad! Dad!
Jiao Jiao: Big Brother!
Jia: Brother!
Jiao Jiao: Dad! Dad!
Extended data
In 2009, the essay "Go home and have a look" in the Spring Festival Evening touched thousands of families. Reflecting the spiritual needs of the elderly began to appear a long time ago. The popularity of a song reflects a social problem. In recent years, reports about the elderly who are lonely, living alone and empty nesters have emerged one after another. Loneliness and emptiness make their behavior prone to deviation, anxiety and depression. To say the least, even the elderly with children around them often don't pay attention to their spiritual needs.
When people pay more and more attention to the housing, medical care and living standards of the elderly, they often ignore their spiritual needs. They may have no worries about food and clothing, no longer have the burden of life, and have a lot of leisure time after retirement, but they can go dancing and stroll in the street after dinner, and the rest of the time is empty and needs various forms of entertainment.
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