What are some interesting puns and jokes in your language?

"Appropriate" has two meanings:

1, just right.

2. Casual perfunctory.

So when a senior tells the teacher

"I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. " I'll insert examples appropriately when I get home. )

When the teacher was a black face, nu way

"The right じゃダメやろぅ!" (How can you be perfunctory! )

Elders are so wronged (5) (,,,) (5)

6. I just saw it in a circle of friends.

There is a station in Japan called Omada.

Omada

=おまえだ

= Before

= It's you.

So there will be one as soon as the tram stops.

The next stop is Omada.

= は Omada.

= Before next time.

= You are the next σ (? □? ; )

Help! The conductor is going to kill someone! !

7. This was originally my favorite Japanese terrier.

panda

=パンダ

=パンだ

= It's bread (bread+predicate だ)

Because I like pandas very much, after I found this stalk, I drew the only work that everyone could see when doodling.

At this time, everyone will say where your uncle is! Then take pictures as a souvenir. I always thought this was my only terrier.

Then one day, I passed a bakery.

"ah! My painting is 3d! "

"The owner of this shop is a man who knows life!"

"Life has to meet a confidant! I am very happy! "

And then one day.

My friend said that the mascot of the company I am going to work is like this.

"ah! So everyone is using it? "

"A little lonely."

"But you won't forget me when you go there to work."

It turns out that this is a coquettish terrier.

Let's sit down and eat a panda to calm down.

8. I saw it on Twitter this time.

This is not a general pun, but a misunderstanding on a specific occasion.

So in the canteen area of a department store, a mother took her children to eat, and the receipt said "ブスス" (ugly girl). Mother was very angry and went to complain about the store.

Later, after a shop survey, it was actually like this.

A girl.

= ブドスカッシュの

= Grape carbonated juice girl

The guest ordered grape-flavored carbonated juice as a gift for the girls.