Seeking the immortal sword 1 and the classic lines of 3 TV dramas

1. Jing Tian: Do you think you are a dentist in white?

2. My name is Yejing, Yetian.

Jing Tian: I swear, if I don't keep my promise, I won't have a wife and a son ... (If I can't get one, I can get two. My wife gave birth to my son, not me.

Zhao: Do you know how old I am this year?

Jing Tian Xue Jian: I don't know how much to say.

Zhao: I am 30 years old today. I didn't see it!

Jing Tian: I didn't see it. I really didn't see it.

5. Snow White looks at Evergreen: Marry me or I will marry you.

6. Zi Xuan to Changqing: I'll take off my clothes if you dare (this sentence is very embarrassing)

7. The fox demon asked Jing Tian to choose between Xue Jian and Solanum nigrum (one dead, one alive).

Jing Tian struggled and said, "I choose Snow See."

Snow meets happiness.

Jing Tian added, "I choose her to die."

Xue Jian .....

8. Jing Tian: For you, seeking death is a solemn matter. This is her first, last and only time, because there is nothing after death. So, we should send her to the west quietly, quietly, quietly.

9. The magic sword has been following Jingtian, who is very annoying.

He said, "You are called a sword, why are you still following others so humbly?"

10. Jing Tian and his party are going to Du Feng.

Jing Tianxue saw Solanum nigrum and turned to leave.

Mao Shan asked Changqing, "Do we walk fast or fly fast with the imperial sword?"

Evergreen: "Imperial sword is certainly fast."

Mao Shan: "Then why should we go?"

Changqing: "I don't know."

1 1. Maoshan: Master Xu, can you feel that I am a little scared?

Evergreen: I can totally feel your fear.

12. Jing Tian: This woman, the noisier the better. I think your house is big enough. Her business alone can match the voice of 10 people, which is lively enough.

13. Snow See: A person is born with extraordinary skills. If he can do everything easily, he is certainly not a hero. Only a person who will get hurt and be afraid will try his best to do one thing, and that is a hero.

14. Inside the Lock Demon Tower:

Jing Tian: Is he human?

Monster: Yes!

Jing Tian: How can a person live for 300 years? If he is alive, he will become a shemale!

15. Taoist Wei Qing: Anything is possible. . . (Speaking for Li Ning ..)

16. Although everyone knows that you are shameless and naive, there is no need to remind us every day.

17. Xue Jian: You must like me earlier than I like you.

Jing Tian: Not necessarily.

Xue Jian: Not necessarily. It must be like this.

18. Jing Tian: What beautiful snow!

Snow See: Yes, but the snow will melt soon after it falls to the ground.

(Si Nuo turns his head)

Xue Jian: What are you looking at me for?

Jing Tian: I'm talking about you.

Xue Jian (smiling shyly and burying his head in Jing Tian's arms): You are disgusting, hehe.

19. "dish tooth, what I looked up must be ..."

"It's God, it's me."

"You ..."

"I like you, I really like you."

"Then how much do you like me?"

"A steady stream, as much as my nose."

"That's disgusting ~"

"Yes, you don't know me today. When you first met me, I was already disgusting. "

"hate ~" (kick)

"Why are you still so overbearing?" (covering his legs)

"Don't you just like me being overbearing?"

"Maybe, I've liked you since you were overbearing."

"No, maybe."

"Yes, of course."

"Besides, you like me earlier than I like you."

"That's not certain."

"Not necessarily, it must be like this!" (coquetry)

"Well, whatever you say."

20. Snow See: Xie Tiandi.

Jing Tian: Thank you for what. It's been a night in the fairy world. You don't even know what fruit you are. Why did you stay?

Xue Jian: I haven't finished yet. I want to say thank you first, and then refuse. This is called decline, which is the basic courtesy of being a man.

2 1. Ting Yun: What's your name, brother?

Jing Tian: Your name is Jing Daming Tian.

Yun: If you don't mind, please come to my humble abode?

Japanese: I don't dislike it.

22. Jing Tian: Shushan, Shushan, this is Jing Tian. Please reply.

23. Jing Tian saw the little girl beside him: the little bitch beside the little bitch.

24. Xue Jian told Jing Tian that it is still cute when you don't hate it.

Jing Tian talks nonsense. When you hate others, someone likes you.

25. Jing Tian: "Okay, okay, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry. Am I still human? "

26. Jing Tian: What is in Tao?

Mystery man: the so-called Tao. . . . . . This is not easy to explain. .

27. Paris: I love her

But you can't take her heart.

Because her heart is mine.

28. Jing Tian: Whether it's a person or a demon, as long as it's a woman, it's troublesome. ...

29. Students from Shushan, please take your time.

30. Isn't she near Jing Tian?

Haven't they known each other for so long?

She is just prettier than me.

My figure is better than mine.

Are you wearing less clothes than me?

I tell you, I'm not angry at all. I don't care at all.

3 1. Jingjing: Don't touch my head, it won't grow taller.

32. Five Elders: Non-disciples are not allowed to enter the Lock Demon Tower.

Chang Heng: Then please ask the head master to drive me out of Shushan ... (Look carefully, it's not my apprentice ...)

33. Zi Xuan woke up:

Xue Jian: Sister Zi Xuan, you are awake.

Jing Tian: Are you awake?

Zi Xuan: Thank you the other day.

Jing Tian: Uh, you're welcome. My name is not that day. My name is Jing Tian.

34. Jing Tian said that what Si Nuo saw was: Don't look down on people.

35. Jing Tian: Your brother is an omnipotent hero.

Xue Jian: The words Jing Tian and Xia are like the sun and the moon to me. When did you see the sun and the moon appear at the same time?

36. Tang Jiaguan: If you humiliate Miss Tang, you will humiliate all of us.

Jing Tian: This, that, that, even if I want to be indecent, I don't have to be indecent to all of you Tang people.

Jing Tian (to Mao Mao): Why is your mouth so smelly?

He Miaomiao: I just ate two sweet potatoes.

Jing Tian lifted his feet.

Jingtian: It smells bad.

He Miaomiao: Boss, you are still good!

38. It seems that you have a big breath.

Jing Tian: Sorry, I grew up eating garlic.

39. Jing Tian asked the bartender, How did you get in?

The bartender replied, I opened the door and came in. ...

Cold ... hehehe

40. Maoshan: Induction? My boss and I feel the same way. Every time I finish eating, I feel I haven't eaten it. ..

4 1. Solanum nigrum: The best thing in the world is hope, the hope of victory, but when the hope is not realized, all that remains is despair. ..

42. When locking the Devil Tower

Jing Tian: The wind is raining, the water is getting cold, and the strong man is gone forever.

Xue Jian: What are you talking about?

Jing Tian: I have no culture.

43. Wei Qing Taoist: If you really love someone, do you know what to do?

If you really love someone, you should never enter his life.

You can't interfere with each other, and you can't confuse each other because of the delusion of love.

If you really love someone, you should set them free.

Perfect each other, so that he will never be bound.

Realize one's ideal without any worries.

Influenced by the truth, to complete their mission.

If you really love someone, you have to let go.

44. After Jing Tian confessed to Xue Jian, he was always jealous of Ting Yun and said he was bad. Then Evergreen said that Ting Yun was fine. He built schools, engaged in sanitation and education in Leizhou. . .

45. Jing Tian: I don't understand! ? Do you know Xu's men?

Evergreen: I'm starting to get something.

Jing Tian: So tell me, how do they understand each other?

Evergreen: Obviously, they were attracted to each other from the beginning.

Jing Tian: No way! We were attracted to each other as soon as we met?

Evergreen: Brother Jing is the most sensitive type. Although we can't see each other, we can all feel each other.

Jing Tian: Why do I think she is ordinary? What's special about it?

Evergreen: Brother Jing, it may be common to you, but it is very attractive to many people, including me.

Jing Tian: Why do you think she is attractive? !

Evergreen: Of course, it is crystal clear, radiant and full of power. How charming.

Jing Tian: You, you beast, how do you know she is glittering and translucent? Don't you like Zi Xuan? Why did you sleep with the pig woman again? What's the matter with you and pig woman?

Evergreen: Pig woman ... I'm talking about Ray Zhu Ling! (in Leizhou)

I really don't want to lose to such an ugly guy.

47. Do you think you are a crab and turn red when it is ripe?

48. Jing Tian said, "Little guy, don't think I'm handsome. Help me?" Do you want to have a loving heart and save everyone? Are you obedient? If I don't listen, I will eat you. "

49. Jing Tian: I'm sorry ... Snow Scene ... My elder sister and I promised to go into the Lock Demon Tower to retrieve the demon sword, so that the householder could contain the evil sword fairy, and I would help Shu Shan and Brother Xu. Then I sold it to you at a low price, whether it was revenge or seclusion. I will listen to you no matter what. I promised you that I would never forget anything.

Xue Jian: Hum! You have a conscience. Remember to promise me ... what? You sell at a low price, and I buy at a low price. That's disgusting! Did I say I want you?

Jing Tian: Whether you like it or not! Anyway, I had the cheek to sell it.

50. Kim: You like it!

Mao: I like chicken butt!

Jing: Love you!

Mao: Chicken butt loves me!

5 1. Jing: Why are your clothes different from mine?

Disciple of Shushan: The clothes are the same, but the difference is only people. ...

(The economy is dead)

52. Jing: The head of the chicken is yours, and the rest is mine.

He Miaomiao: Why do I always eat chicken head and chicken ass, and you eat meat? You eat steamed buns, so do I.

Jing: No way. This is the rule. What? You ask too much. Give me too much chicken ass.

He Miaomiao: Not much, not much.

53. Jing Tian: Tang Xuejian, listen carefully. You are my pig woman and my woman. I won't allow you to decide your life like this!

Xue Jian: "I don't care about heaven, I just think I just do it for you, okay?" )

Jing Tian: "Then I'd rather you didn't love me."

Sedum:

Thieves still hit people, and you have been upgraded to a robber ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

My name is Jing Tian, the scenery in the scenery, the sky in the sky. . . .

When it's all over, I'll sell myself to you cheaply, whether it's revenge or seclusion. Anyway, what I promised you is hopeless! ! ! !

Jingjing: "I told you not to touch your head. You won't grow tall."

Jing: Hello! You are unreasonable! You said you would fight me, so I will fight you. Since I won, it must be hot, right? Want you

Help is not too much! He said he was a friend!

Heavy: articulate, never offline! Hum! You go!

Jing: It's a deal! ..... Thank you! I'll buy you a drink another day!

The following is one.

The most impassioned lines: ● I, Li Xiaoyao, want to be the best soldier in the world, I want to hoe the strong and help the weak, and I want to go down in history!

I, Lin Yueru, want the Lins to be the first gang. I am the queen, and then compete with this rotten egg for the first place!

I, Zhao Linger, want to make all Nanzhao people happy forever!

I, Liu Jinyuan, would like to shed my head and blood to help today's Tang Emperor!

I, Tang Yu, am not afraid of any difficulties. I want to be loyal and brave like my adoptive father and defend my country!

My anu wants to be happy every day, happy all his life, happy every day and eat every day!

Say goodbye today, see you ten years later, and be there or be square!

The most unbearable lines: ● Xiaoyao: Dear, let's go for an outing ~ ~ ~

The most idiotic lines: ● Anu: You are a bad woman, a man who bullies my woman, a man who robs my woman, and a man who yells at my woman. Go to hell, I'll bite you to death.

The most amazing line: Yue Ru asks Ah Qi: Am I fat?

Seven said: You are a bodybuilder.

If the moon asks: Do you like being fat or thin?

Seven said: I like you.

(Happy Tucao Rice)

The most disgusting lines: ● Linger: Xiaoyao brother, I support you.

Man in the back: I support you.

Linger: Brother Xiaoyao, come on.

People in the back: Come on.

Linger: Great!

People in the back: Great!

Linger: Brother Xiaoyao has worked hard.

Behind a group of people: Brother Xiaoyao works hard.

Linger: Be careful.

People in the back: Be careful.

Linger: A wonderful hand rejuvenating.

A group of people in the back: it is good to rejuvenate.

The line that speaks most from a man's heart: ● Xiaoyao: It is his greatest luck that a man dies after making a fortune.

The most embarrassing line: ● Nine Sword Immortals met Aunt Li: Are you the gorgeous Li Furong in the Jianghu? !

Aunt Li: Exactly!

Jiu Jianxian: Fortunately, the original pursuit was rejected!

The greatest line: ● Yue Ru said: As long as rotten eggs are happy, I don't care.

The most helpless line: ● A Qi: It's better to know each other than to cling to it. It's better to turn it into a blessing and not let the people who love you.

Being honed by your love will in turn give her strength and fly high with your love.

If there is really fate, even if the two places are separated, the hearts will still be together and really love someone.

You must regard her happiness as your happiness.

Can give her greater happiness than you.

Send her there.

The most unforgettable sentence: ● Yueru: Hey, does your ass still hurt? ''

Xiaoyao: Nothing. I'm so strong that I'm not afraid of them hitting me a hundred times.

Yueru: What are you doing? ! You put me down! Put me down! This is the second time that a wicked girl has spoiled Xiaoyao.

Xiaoyao: Well, your big ass must hurt more than me. '

Yueru: What do you mean? ''

Xiaoyao: I'm afraid of him. I'd better respect you in the future. ''

Yueru: If you are nice to me and just afraid of my father, forget it! ''

Xiaoyao: What if it isn't? ''

Yueru: What does that mean? ''

Xiaoyao: I'm thinking that after we find Linger, I'll take you around the world, see all the beautiful scenery and taste all the delicious food in the world. ''

Yueru: Hum! I, Lin Yueru, finally got my revenge. Now I can finally announce publicly and loudly that I don't love Li Xiaoyao and I don't want Li Xiaoyao! I don't love Li Xiaoyao, and I don't want Li Xiaoyao! The moon seems to be crying.

Xiaoyao: The moon is like ... Xiaoyao has also begun to be serious.

Yueru: I don't love you, I don't want you, I don't love you, I don't want you. ''

The moon squatted down and cried, and Xiaoyao squatted beside her.

Xiaoyao: Hey, why are you so disgusting? I'm not ashamed to say I love you. ''

Yueru: I am not ashamed. What can you do? ''

Xiaoyao: Well, I knew it! (helping Yueru wipe her tears) Don't blame me for not telling you. I will suffer if I follow you. No abalone, only steamed bread. ''

Yueru: I'm afraid of you! They all say that wind and rain go hand in hand. ''

Xiaoyao: (still helping Yueru wipe her tears) Well, enough money for an oil-paper umbrella. Let's go together! ''

Yueru smiled with tears, and Xiaoyao took Yueru's hand.

Yueru: Well, we all agree that we should eat and play together until we are old. ''

Xiaoyao: Good! Eat till you are old, and play till you are old. They looked at each other and smiled. )

The most tearful sentence: ● Yueru: "Eat until you are old, play until you are old ... I am so old ..."

The most illusory lines: ● Nine Sword Immortals VS Blade Master VS Witch Queen: Is there really unswerving love in this world? Where are the ends of the earth?

At the end of the world, you can find what you want. Is it eternal happiness?

It was at the ends of the earth that I met the owner of the other half of the pendant.

The person I've been waiting for. The burning flame in my heart,

Reach out to each other, we are all burning. Now we can't tell you from me.

We became love birds, flying in the sky together and flying over the bumpy mountains.

It also crossed the rushing river and returned to the beginning of time.

To the end of the world. We fly and fly,

Without fatigue, we all know that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

A moment of perseverance.

Is our eternal mark.

The most uncomfortable lines: ● Linger: Don't look back, why not forget. Since there is no chance, there is no need to call names.

Today, everything is like water. What time is tomorrow night? You are a stranger. .....

The deepest sentence: ● Ming Jiang VS Blade Master: If you haven't got it, why don't you let it go? Now that I have it, how can I put it down? .....

The most eye-popping lines: ● Yueru; Ah! My little bowl! !

The heaviest promise: ● Xiaoyao Zi: I love you, in Li Xiaoyao, in Zhao Linger, all my life!

The scariest lines: ● Lan Xiu: Brother Xiaoyao has another woman!

Xiuzhu: Do you know how old that girl is?

Lan Xiu: She is only five years old!

Embroidered beads: Go! Kill that fox!

The most respectable line: Xiaoyao VS Lin Nantian: The most important thing is consistency.

The most interesting song: the song sung by Anu: Once upon a time there was an old fool named Dashigu.

One day, he took the princess away on a whim.

I had a small whip in my hand and I patted his ass. ...

The most sincere confession: ● Yueru: "I was born in the Li family, and death is the ghost of the Li family. You can't kick me out. "

The most meaningful lines: ● Yueru: It turns out that (clouds) can't be caught.

Jiu Jianxian: Do you think you can catch what you see every day?

Some things will only flow away in your hands, but you can't keep them.

Yueru looked at carefree with deep affection and gave a wry smile. .....

The feeling of love: ● Nine sages: There is a saying that a person is only half born. Sometimes, I tell you, the whole person,

I don't know. It seems to be empty. Until one day, you meet someone, and suddenly, you will,

You will feel full, as if you are reunited with a long-lost person. With her,

Very happy, absolutely happy, sad, heartbreaking sadness. This is complete.

She is your other half, and you are the only thrill. With her, you are complete.

The most regrettable sentence: ● Yue Bai: I once had love, but I gave up. .......

The most philosophical lines: ● Yue Bai: The earth we live in is actually round. ......

The most heartbreaking line: ● A Qi: The most painful wound can't be seen from the outside.

The most contradictory line: ● Yueru: Xiaoyu, do you think that little bitch Linger and I are beautiful?

Xiaoyu: Miss, of course.

Yueru: hypocrisy!

Xiaoyu: Xiaoyu didn't lie to you.

Yueru: Tell me, who is beautiful? Say, say, say!

Xiaoyu: It's Linger.

Yueru: If you want to die, leave here. I tell you I never want to see you again!

What is love and what is dedication: ● Caiyi: Nothing is worth it, only willing or unwilling.

Cui Yi: When I first met you, I said that you were no longer lonely. I'm sorry I can't.

Cai Yi: "It's easy to die, and those who stay are the most painful. People will die, and so will demons. .......

The warmest lines: ● Tang Yu: I love you (Anu), the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and the arrow is unwavering! We will be a pair of love birds, and we will be together forever!

Anu: Tang Yubao always supports Anu, protects me and takes care of me. Now it's Anu's turn to protect Tang Yubao. Come on, I'll take you with me!

The truest line: ● If you want to sacrifice, let me do it. -Li and Zhao. forest

The most interesting sentence: ● Xiaoyao: This is common sense, do you understand?

Yueru: You ......

Xiaoyao: You can see that you don't understand!

The most vicious lines: ● Lin Yueru: There are such small waists in the world.

I'll ask the doctor to prescribe medicine now.

Open arsenic

Poison your slender waist. . . .

The most broken sentence: ● Anu: Tang Yubao, if we escape this time, I must marry Tang Yubao.

The saddest line: ● Yueru: I can't forget to return ... I won't give up my freedom! I don't need your love, let alone take him away from you!

I really just want to be happy. From the first day I followed him to now,

Whether he is happy or not is all because of you! In his view,

You are always the most important.

This is also carefree,

What I've been pursuing.

The meanest line: ● Tang Yu (thinking): I passed out after drinking, depending on how you ask.

Xiaoyao: Snacks.

Tang Yu: It means