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What is "not afraid of Audi Land Rover, but afraid of the public carrying letters"?

This stalk originated from a car that has been discontinued-Volkswagen Phaeton. Phaeton is no different from the general public in appearance except that a row of Phaeton letters is added under the Volkswagen logo. This row of people with more letters has been worth several times: the Phaeton W 12 Deluxe Edition costs more than two million, which can be said to overwhelm Audi Land Rover and others.

In addition to the sky-high price, Phaeton has three outstanding places.

First, Phaeton's unique 4-motion (similar to Audi's quattro) system is extremely stable when cornering, and the air suspension also works in coordination, making it full of mobility.

2, 4 temperature zone control system+hand-made leather seat+variable suspension system, driving Phaeton in general sections, people in the car have no sense of shock at all. Coupled with the harsh mute requirements of the Germans, its sound insulation system is also very good: when the speed is 120 yards, the noise inside the car is less than 30 decibels. In this way, the comfort of Phaeton is very high.

Third, strong motivation. What? Speed limit 120? I just started! The power standard of 300 horses makes you feel like flying.

In addition to superior performance, Phaeton has six struts in a trunk, which is a rare luxury design and looks cool!

Most importantly, Phaeton is a work of art, and every Phaeton car is handmade, claiming that the error of the whole car is less than 1 mm, and Piech has also built a transparent factory for it.

There is no doubt that Phaeton, which was first listed in 2002, is a luxury car. Its flagship version uses a 6.0L displacement W 12 naturally aspirated engine, and the top price is as high as 2.2 million. However, its Volkswagen logo is too deeply rooted in people's hearts. The luxury car system like Phaeton is in sharp contrast with the impression that the public has always been low-key and ordinary, which makes many netizens ridicule: "I am not afraid of Audi Land Rover, but I am afraid that the public will bring letters."