Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - If I were a book, 5 essays of 300 words

If I were a book, 5 essays of 300 words

How great it would be if I were a book! Because books are the ladder of human progress; everyone cannot do without books, thinking that books can resolve the hatred in human hearts; everyone needs books , because books can sweep away the dust in human hearts, and everyone wants books. Below are five essays on "If I Were a Book" that I brought to you for your reference. I hope they can help you!

If I Were a Book

One day, The night is very late. Did I also fall asleep?

Hey, where are my hands? Why are my feet gone? I lowered my head and looked, Oh my God! Why have I become a book! The green cover is printed A few big gilded letters! Come on, I wanted to relieve my boredom by myself, but it seems that there is no chance, so let's go to sleep.

When I woke up, I found foreigners with yellow hair and big noses everywhere. ?It seems that I have traveled to a foreign country. ?I muttered to myself, recalling those time-travel novels in my mind, trying to get a reasonable explanation.

I just found a slightly similar time-travel drama in my mind, and when I was about to recall it carefully, I was pulled out of the bookshelf by someone's hand. I was thrown into a black bag. The darkness around me terrifies me. I suddenly found that other books also came to life. They seemed to be dirty, covered with ink and dust.

Suddenly, the sound of the wind blowing the bag disappeared, and I and other books were thrown on a table. I was taken out, and there was a little boy in front of me with a face full of reluctance. He turned me over and pricked me with the pen, but it really hurt! But what could I do? I could only grit my teeth and hold on. He seemed to be on a whim again and was about to tear a page from me and fold the plane. At this moment, I woke up with a fright. I patted my chest. Fortunately, it was just a dream. ?

This dream. The "pain" that made me realize it. Let us protect books together!

If I were a book

? What if? is such a wonderful word. With these two words, I just want? The Jade Emperor? It happened in the blink of an eye. But today I want to be a god, but I don’t want to become an immortal. I just want to become a real book. If I were a book, I would not want to be a beautifully decorated book. I just want to become a paperback book with a simple appearance and rich content. Because there are many children who cannot afford those expensive high-end books. Looking at those longing eyes, I really wanted to somersault into their schoolbags.

If I were a book, I don’t want to be bought by those wealthy men who spend a lot of money and put it in a luxurious bookcase to look elegant. I don’t have to worry about who will pinch my face or tear my clothes for decades, but what is the difference between this kind of life and a pile of waste paper? If I were a book, I would like to become An animated book that children love, with exaggerated and interesting pictures. The witty and humorous words make everyone laugh.

How unforgettable it would be for children to receive education and enlightenment amid laughter! If I were a book, I would like to become a new textbook. Open it, wow! There are Chinese, mathematics, nature, and connections and test questions. All the learning tools are in it. It will be very easy to have my classmates' schoolbags. If I am really a book, then let me become a book of skills with the Sun Wukong version! I can change into ten, ten into a hundred, a hundred into a thousand, change, change, change? into the sky. good book. Fly and fly into the hands of children who are out of school, so that everyone who loves books in the world has a favorite book.

If I were a book

On Sunday afternoon, the warm sunshine scattered on the balcony of my house. I sat on the balcony, holding a book in my hand, enjoying the touch of the sun.

I was fascinated by it, and my eyes were dark. In a daze, I actually came to a bookstore and turned into a book.

I saw a book on the left and a book on the right. I was very puzzled: What is going on? With doubts, I looked at my body. I was shocked by how I looked now. I turned into a fairy tale book. When something like this happens, I can only resign myself to fate.

Suddenly, a little boy came over and turned me over. I suddenly felt so excited, but he threw me to the ground so hard that I almost broke my bones. The "Encyclopedia Knowledge" next to me said to me: "Don't complain, human beings are like this. When they are good to you, they take care of you in every possible way. When they are not good to you, they throw you around like garbage." ?

After a while, a naughty little boy picked me up and took me home. It was fine the first few days, he wiped me clean every day, but it didn't last long. Just two or three days later, he started scribbling on me, and from time to time he would tear up a few pieces of paper and make airplanes for me to play with. The body is getting thinner and thinner. In the end, his mother regarded it as garbage and threw it into the trash can.

I woke up from the stench in the trash can. Looking back on the dream just now, I realized that what we naughty people did to the books was so excessive, so I decided to take care of me in the future. of every book.

If I were a book

If I were a book, what kind of book might I be?

If I were a book Book, I want to make a happy joke book. Whenever people open the book, they can't put it down, laughing non-stop while reading it, forgetting all the troubles and sorrows in their hearts, and spending every moment happily.

If I were a book, I would make a persistent history book. I am old, but I am not confused. I want to show the children China's four great inventions, explain our country's Yangtze River and Yellow River, and state our country's long cultural history. I will also let people remember countless historical heroes, such as: Columbus who discovered the American continent, national hero Yue Fei, revolutionary pioneer Sun Yat-sen, Yang Jingyu who bravely fought against the Japanese invaders, Yang Liwei who soared into space, etc. I want every child to be able to talk about the past and the present. Not only can they master modern news in the era of advanced science and technology, but they can also understand history and learn more knowledge from history to arm themselves.

If I were a book, I would make a colorful fairy tale book. Fairy tales from all over the world are printed on my body, including "Grimm's Fairy Tales", "Andersen's Fairy Tales", "The Happy Prince", "One Thousand and One Nights" and so on, too numerous to count. There are also cartoon characters that children like: Sun Wukong, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Snow White, Cinderella? I want fairy tales to accompany the children through a happy childhood.

If you were a book, what kind of book would you choose to make?

If you were a book

If you were a book A book, to me, is a forbidden book that cannot be touched. I should not read you inadvertently!

If you are a book, I should not read it carefully and read it carefully. A beautiful woman, gradually lost herself in the fragrance of others, and could not find herself in those lingering chapters!

If you are a book, to me, it is a copy The poison that corrodes the bones is poisoned by you in the ecstasy of a smile. What is hateful is that this is a poison that has no antidote!

If you were a book, it would be a heavy book. I read the thickness, the sincerity, the tenderness, and the charming loneliness that is not mine!

If you were a book, I would really I am unable to continue reading. In your story, there is just one more reader, but in my world, there is less tranquility, a noisy dream, and more lingering and melancholy mood. From then on, I fell into the endless world. Endless loneliness!

I am so tired that I want to gently close this book that I should not have read in the first place. However, even after I closed it, the thought of the book had unknowingly turned into the belief that I wholeheartedly worshiped. What should I do? I shouldn’t touch you, this forbidden book that poisoned me?