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What is the score of the exam called "duck egg", not "egg"

User 1:

For a very simple example, the duck prophet in the spring water heating, why not the goose prophet, both of them can paddle. But there must be a prophet. Why is the manhole cover round? Because if it is square, you have to ask why it is square. The teacher pointed out what a duck egg is. Don't say that duck eggs are bigger than eggs, which is more ironic. Then the goose eggs are bigger. The real reason for cal it duck egg is as follows:

Just entered primary school, and got zero in the exam. The teacher laughed at me for taking duck eggs, and the classmates laughed at me for taking duck eggs. So in our class, the saying of duck eggs comes from the teacher. It hasn't changed in so many years. Then why does the teacher call it that? It must have been called that in his class when he was a child, and it has been used ever since. Then it must be a class that traces back to the origin. The teacher was angry with a student who got 0 points, saying that he got a duck egg. Just as good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles. This statement spread all of a sudden, and this ridicule of others will not be smoothed away for a while, but will be remembered and spread by many people. China culture has not been broken for thousands of years. So it has spread to the present. You have to ask the first person why he said duck eggs, but he actually said one casually when he was angry. If he was talking about eggs, then it is eggs that have been passed down to this day.

Netizen 2:

Duck eggs are bigger than eggs, so they are used to describe students who get zero. But I believe that it is very difficult to eat duck eggs among these 100 students, because even if you don't do all the questions, if you do one or two questions correctly, you will miss the duck eggs. Unless this student really wants to eat duck eggs, the chance of getting zero points will be very low. Of course, the probability of zero is very low. Because the number of test scores is related to the usual learning attitude! Therefore, students must study hard and become useful talents for the country in the future. Don't be young and don't work hard, the boss is sad!

Netizen 3:

This is a humorous and self-deprecating smile. The teacher drew a big circle. On the whole, I got a big zero egg. At that time, there were few goose eggs in the market, and they were all very big. Among geese, ducks and chickens, duck eggs and eggs are the most common in life. Duck eggs are larger, which is more in line with the appearance of 0. Use "big duck egg" to correspond to humorous "big zero egg"

Cocks crow at dawn, hens lay eggs, and chickens have always been a good image. Ducks are not images in fairy tales. If you can't swim well, it is also called a landlubber. If the chicken is good and the duck is bad, it is naturally called duck egg.

Netizen 4:

In the second paragraph, there is a children's song "Counting Ducks", which is: get rid of grandpa old duck, have a shiny beard, sing hometown plays and tell jokes. Children should go to school quickly, and don't bring a duck egg home.

This nursery rhyme was sung by children in the last century. Whether the duck egg was invented by the old duck driver is impossible to verify. But one thing can be explained, the shape of duck eggs is really like O (zero). Secondly, people think that ducks are dumber than chickens, and there is a saying that ducks are dumber. Third, duck eggs are bigger than eggs. Fourth, the teacher's customary zero-scoring method is that the ellipse is very similar to a duck egg. Fifth, eggs are indecent titles related to men, and you don't need to use eggs to score zero.

Netizen 5:

The conventional saying may not hold the ugly son accountable. Perhaps, duck eggs are bigger than eggs, so they are also called "big zero eggs", and zero in English test is called "getting a goose egg" Perhaps, Abby Mallard egg is more derogatory. As the saying goes, "three and a half pounds of duck, two and a half pounds of mouth." People try to talk before they hear the sound. The above is purely far-fetched, false, and should be laughed at.

Netizen 6:

This is a humorous and self-deprecating smile. The teacher drew a big circle. On the whole, I got a big zero egg. At that time, there were few goose eggs in the market, and they were all very big. Among geese, ducks and chickens, duck eggs and eggs are the most common in life. Duck eggs are relatively large, so "big duck eggs" correspond to humorous "big zero eggs". Eggs are called "Ginkgo biloba" and pronounced as "Guo Bo", such as "egg soup" called "fruit-throwing soup and fruit-lying soup", "scrambled eggs" called "spreading yellow vegetables" and "fried meat with eggs" called "moo Shu pork" and so on. Therefore, humorous self-mockery is naturally avoided. Unlike now, I don't have any arbitrary scruples, nor do I have those elegant styles. It is an elegant and humorous self-deprecating laugh.