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Writing in the third grade, my grandfather.
I get up at 6: 30 every day, and grandpa always appears downstairs on time, holding my breakfast in his hand. Grandpa has been doing this for six years. It has never been broken. I remember one day in the third grade. I was half an hour late for school, and grandpa waited downstairs for half an hour. It was still raining that day. Because it was the winter of solstice, my grandfather had been standing in the rain for half an hour. Grandpa's ears are red, my nose is sour, and bitter tears drop by drop. I grabbed grandpa's breakfast and ran to school. Grandpa loves me more than himself!
Although grandpa is very concerned about me, it is absolutely careless to start work. Mom and dad often let grandpa go to two fields to make prints. For example, let him go to a field, he went to b field, let him hang his hand and scrape the sample, but he made the words number. This pattern was bleached before printing, but it was printed directly. When grandpa was working, Ma Daha became a topic that our family often talked about when eating, and Ma Daha became grandpa's characteristic.
Grandpa is also very helpful. He doesn't give gifts to the elderly over 56 on holidays. Grandpa is always the first to come forward and issue a report and pension insurance. He never asks them for remuneration, nor does he take many things. This is the most worth learning from my grandfather.
This is my grandfather, and I want to learn from him. I love my grandpa.
2. Composition My grandfather's memory faded away with the years, and the only thing I will remember in my heart is that one thing: that winter morning, around six o'clock, I was still lazily lying in bed, and suddenly thought of a "knock on the door", but I ignored it: I just came at this time ... Forget it, write about my grandfather.
However, the knock on the door is still loud and humble. Alas, I turned around, covered my ears with a quilt and shouted at the opposite door, "Mom, open the door!" " "My mother answered the door unkempt. I'm not sleepy now. I just listened to the conversation at the door:" ... alas, it's so cold outside. Come in and sit down. " "Ha ha, there is no need. "
When I heard this voice, it was my grandfather's. At this moment, I heard reluctant footsteps. It was my mother who wanted to drag my grandfather in, grandpa's resistance, and the composition "My Grandpa" in the third grade of primary school. I looked out. Grandpa is wearing a fur coat and gloves, and even his breath is full of "white smoke". I saw a big piece of fried dough sticks and soybean milk on the table. I know, grandpa came all the way to buy me breakfast.
"Where's the granddaughter, still sleeping?" Grandpa looked at my room and I quickly lay down. "Still sleeping, you are too early."
Mom's answer. "It doesn't matter, how is this early? It's good to exercise by bike. "
Grandpa is breathing and rubbing his cold hands. "Then ... I won't bother you."
Grandpa opened the door and went out. Hearing the sound of my mother closing the door, I closed my eyes gently. This incident, after all, fell into the pages of memories and made this touching bookmark. The man who brought me breakfast was my grandfather.
My tears ran down my cheeks and drowned in my memory.
My grandfather and I are 80 characters. My grandfather is almost 80 years old, with gray hair, small eyes, long ears and wrinkles on his face, but he is healthy. I love my grandfather very much, and I like listening to his stories and jokes best.
One night in the summer vacation, we were sitting outside chatting, and grandpa told us a joke.
In ancient times, there was a family who wrote a pair of couplets during the Chinese New Year, which read: Many people are ill and few are rich. Zuo Lian said: the wine jar is good for vinegar urn and acid urn. The right couplet says: raising pigs is better than killing a mountain rat. He happily posted couplets on the door, and some uneducated people passed by his door. They laughed their heads off when they saw the words written on the couplets. It turns out that they regard couplets as: many people are ill and less money. This wine can just sour the jealousy. It is better to kill a mountain rat than to keep a pig.
After hearing this story, we also laughed our heads off.
This story tells us that whether it is modern or ancient, it is very important to fully understand the characters, otherwise it will make a joke.
My grandfather is really something. His jokes are so learned. I love my grandpa.
4. "Grandpa and I" is written with the word 150 (the second volume of Grade Three). My grandfather's composition is 150 words.
In the morning, as soon as the sun rose, grandpa began his day's activities.
Grandpa loves flowers and plants, so he waters his flowers and plants and prunes the branches as soon as he gets up. Then, turn on the tape recorder and do morning exercises with music. " 1234, 2234.。" See how hard grandpa works. One more thing, what grandpa must do in the morning is to urge me to read books in the morning. Because grandpa is a retired teacher, he attaches great importance to my study. But he won't force me to go to extracurricular classes, because grandpa firmly believes that as long as I listen carefully in class and do my homework at home, I don't need to spend extra money on tutoring. I remember once, as soon as school was over, I tried to run home in a hurry, but I forgot to bring my exercise book. I am secretly happy, hehe, I don't have to do my homework today. Anyway, I left my exercise book behind, not did it. After a while, grandpa came and saw that I not only didn't do my homework, but also watched TV leisurely. He asked me why I didn't do my homework. I said I left my homework at school and couldn't do it. Suddenly grandpa's face straightened up and criticized me for a long time. After that, I never dared to pull my exercise book again.
This is my grandfather who loves me seriously.
Hello, I hope I can help you, and hope to adopt it!
My grandfather wrote 500 words. I was born in a happy and colorful family. From grandpa, grandma, my family to my uncle's, there are eight people in total, which is not a "big family"!
Among them, my favorite is grandpa, and I like his kindness. Grandpa is nearly seventy years old, of medium build, and his face is ruddy and shiny. He can see at a glance that he is healthy. He has deep eyes, as if he could see everything. He likes painting and writing calligraphy when he is free. But when I laugh, my eyes turn into curved crescent, and I can't find them anymore. A head of gray hair is always neatly combed, especially energetic.
Grandpa is good at everything except being a little stingy. No, every time you eat, anyone who drops two grains of rice will always signal you to eat; Every time the vegetables are washed, the water is put in the bucket and reserved for recycling-flushing the toilet; As long as you walk out of the room, grandpa will click to turn off the lights. I said to myself, "Grandpa is so stingy!"
However, one day at noon, I changed my view of grandpa. Hardly had we sat down to eat when the door was gently pushed open. Mom was just about to get up when an old man in rags with a sack in his hand leaned into the middle of his body and said with a strong foreign accent, "Brother, can I have some water to drink?" Say that finish, then back half a body, squatting outside the door. Grandpa shouted, "Come in, it's cold outside!" " "Grandpa refused at first, but I still couldn't help but persuade him. He came in and drank some hot tea, but his eyes glanced at the food on the table from time to time. The careful grandfather looked in his eyes and asked kindly, "haven't you eaten yet?" "I'll give you a bowl of rice!" The old man waved his hand again and again, then opened the sack and said, "No, no! If you buy me a roll of silk, I will have money to eat. " Grandpa was busy eating and didn't answer.
Grandpa may be too hungry to refuse to work and wolf it down. Grandpa repeatedly said, "Eat slowly and stop choking!" " "Grandpa said, while put a few pieces of braised pork into the bowl. I muttered to myself: isn't grandpa usually very stingy? What a generous day! The grandfather who had eaten half his meal stopped his meal, slowly raised his head, but with tears in his eyes, he choked and said, "Thank you, thank you! "
Later, we heard from grandpa that his family was in Shanxi, and his son forced him to go out and sell silk rolls for nearly half a month. Grandpa's journey is dusty, similar to begging along the street. It doesn't seem to sell much. Grandpa was very angry and turned red. Then he took out a hundred dollars and put it in his hand, saying, "No silk. This money will be used as your travel expenses. Go back to your hometown as soon as possible! " Grandpa's hand holding a hundred-dollar bill kept shaking. ...
I can't help but feel respect in my heart. It turns out that my grandfather is not stingy. I can't help but give grandpa a thumbs-up quietly. Dear grandpa, you are really my role model!
6. My grandfather and I have two hundred words. My grandfather is sixty-five years old, healthy and amiable.
Grandpa's hair has turned gray, his eyebrows are thick, his eyes are like black pearls, his eyes are always so kind, his sense of smell has become dull, he has a lot of beards around his mouth, which is harsh and his ears are a little deaf. People can't hear him when he speaks in a low voice. My face is covered with wrinkles, like ripples on the sea. There are some senile spots on the face and back of hand, like black grape seeds.
For me, grandpa's main task is to send me to school. He always waits at the school gate early, sometimes for more than half an hour, but grandpa thinks it's all worth it, because grandpa is bored at home and wants me to go back and talk with him.
My mother and I often advise grandpa not to come too early. One is to cause congestion at the school gate, and the other is to suffer from the wind and the sun, but grandpa's stubborn temper seems to be ignored. Grandpa sometimes plays poker with me; Sometimes accompany me to the park for a walk; Occasionally, I help my grandmother with the housework.
Grandpa also has a bad habit-smoking, which always makes the house smoky. Grandpa loves me most. Under his careful care, I grew up like a happy bird.
Composition about Grandpa: My attachment to my beloved grandpa 1400 words Abstract: A few months after we came back, Grandpa left us forever. I didn't cry, but I was very calm, knowing that grandpa had left peacefully.
Listen to adults, 17 years ago at this time, grandma also left. Seventeen years later, grandma took grandpa away, and they will look at us from the sky and bless us. I know that when two closely connected stars shine in the sky, they are smiling at us.
7. My grandfather's composition is 200 words. My grandfather is over 60 years old, tall, with a pair of eyes embedded in his wrinkled face. I am most proud of his "never too old to learn" quality.
That day, as soon as I walked into my door, I was pushed and pulled to the study by my grandfather. Baoshu pointed to English words for advice: "Good granddaughter, how to pronounce the words?" I'm at a loss. Grandpa ... My grandpa is over 60 years old, tall, with a pair of eyes embedded in his wrinkled face. I am most proud of his "never too old to learn" quality. That day, as soon as I walked into my door, I was pushed and pulled to the study by my grandfather. Baoshu pointed to English words for advice: "Good granddaughter, how to pronounce the words?" I'm at a loss. How could grandpa ask me for English advice? It's really the sun in the west.
I won't know until I ask. It turns out that there have been several foreign guests recently. Grandpa didn't let people play dumb in front of foreigners, but also learned English. I suddenly realized. Mom asked grandma, "Dad, what's the matter? Learn English. "
When grandma heard this, she stopped fighting and quickly spit it out: "You said you would go out to buy things, so go shopping!" " I actually bought an English book. Do you find it irritating? "As soon as the voice fell, grandpa rushed in and shouted," It's over, it's over. "I wonder, grandpa, is it urgent? I saw grandpa turn on the TV and tune it to 17. Fluent and sweet English was introduced to my ears.
It turns out that grandpa still watches the English program "Into America" on time every day. Grandpa, he is "never too old to learn" and is an example for me to learn.
2. My grandfather works in Dazhou Highway Bureau. He is the chief engineer of the Highway Bureau, responsible for building roads and bridges. Grandpa is sixty years old and will soon retire.
There is already a lot of white hair on his head. Grandpa is not very tall. I estimate that he is less than 1.7 meters tall. He is thin, but full of energy.
My grandfather wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses. At first glance, he is an intellectual and has a lot of knowledge. Grandpa is very concerned about my study.
He urges me to do my homework every night. After I finish my homework, he will help me check and point out the mistakes I found so that I can correct them.
He will also teach me English after finishing my homework on weekends or at ordinary times. Every morning before going to school, he would play me a tape of spoken English for me to listen to.
On the way to school, he also practiced oral English with me. Usually, he takes the time to teach me math, but now I have basically mastered what the teacher has not taught me, such as addition, subtraction, multiplication and division of decimals and fractions.
He often recommends some extracurricular books to me. With grandpa's help, my grades have been relatively good.
Grandpa is very strict with me at ordinary times. He tells me to get up on time every morning, so I have never been late since I went to school.
Grandpa often teaches me to observe discipline at school and pay attention to lectures in class. He also asked me to respect my teachers, unite with my classmates, not to beat people and swear, especially not to bully female classmates, to go home on time after school and not to stay in the street.
Grandpa is also my good friend at home. He often takes time out to play with me.
Sometimes, he plays football and table tennis with me, sometimes he teaches me computer, sometimes he sings with me, and sometimes we watch sports games on TV. He often tells me stories and teaches me to play the piano ... I think my grandfather is the best grandfather in the world.
I like him very much and hope he can live a long and healthy life. I have a big warm family.
In this happy big family, I like my grandfather very much. Grandpa is 60 years old this year. He still likes doing farm work, and his skin has become very rough.
Grandpa's bronzed face is engraved with many wrinkles. Although a pair of kind eyes are deeply immersed in it, they look radiant.
From the time I was sensible, I knew grandpa loved me the most. It was noon on a hot July day, and there was no wind in the dense farmland, which was as sultry as a steamer.
I'm sweating all over, and my face is like a splash. As soon as I got home, grandpa smiled and asked me what I wanted to eat.
I immediately remembered grandma's specialty-boiled vermicelli. I casually said, "Eat rice noodles!" In the evening, I saw a big bowl of rice noodles on the table.
Grandpa took it seriously. I just played a joke on him at noon. I didn't expect grandpa to personally give me a small bowl of rice noodles. I'm so sad that I have no appetite at all. All because I ordered vermicelli rice noodles! I put it in my mother's ear and said, "Mom, I don't want to eat rice noodles!" " Mother lowered her voice and said seriously, "all you have to do is eat a little!" In order to let you eat rice noodles, grandpa specially carried a bag of rice to other villages for rice noodles at noon. If I were you, I would get heatstroke! " I froze, didn't dare to make any noise, and picked up this heavy rice noodle.
I didn't expect grandpa to love me so much! In my impression, grandpa is a hardworking, thrifty and simple old man. Grandpa always likes to wear a pair of old leather shoes and old clothes given by his father and uncle.
Grandpa seldom buys meat. He and grandma only buy meat a few times a month. Grandpa seldom buys new clothes.
He bought a black coat this Spring Festival. He said that the new clothes he bought were cheap and warm, and there was wool in the inner layer! Yes, in my eyes, grandpa always only knows how to pay and rarely asks his parents for money. In order to save a few dollars, every time he goes to the market, he walks home from the central hall a few kilometers away.
Dad said that grandpa used to carry 100 kilograms of millet sacks every day in order to let his father and uncle go to college. After a tiring day, I earned a poor two or three yuan.
At that time, my grandparents were reluctant to eat an egg at home and sold it all. My mother also told me: "You can imagine the hard work of your grandparents if you look at how hard your father works. ".
So, you must not be lazy! "No wonder, grandpa is a famous" iron cow "in this small village! Now, my grandparents are so old that they have planted two acres of rice, raised two pigs, raised more than 20 domestic chickens, a dozen domestic ducks and a dozen rabbits. Grandpa is a unique "universal hand" in the village.
You see, in this courtyard of more than 200 square meters in my hometown, chickens and ducks are swarming, six animals are thriving, and there are dry hills everywhere, at least.
8. The composition of the third grade, my family, grandparents, parents are all at home. My mother is the apple of my eye. Being with my mother is like spring breeze blowing into my heart, which is particularly comfortable. Being with my father is like drinking a cup of hot tea, and my heart is warm. When I don't do well in the exam, my mother will gently say, "honey, you didn't do well in the exam this time." You must cheer for me next time! " "And dad will break into a furious rage and want to slap me. Maybe this is the so-called hate iron not to produce. If I have a problem that I can't do, my father will tell me very carefully: if I have a problem that I can't do, my father will tell me very carefully; If I want anything else, my father will certainly satisfy me as long as he can do it. When I want to clean up at night, my father will let me go to bed and let him clean up. I did my homework late, so my mother would let me go to bed early and do it the next morning. I fell asleep, and my mother often got up to see if I kicked the quilt off. These are my parents. I have a loving and gentle mother and a responsible father. I am proud of this!
Grandpa is the best for me! Being with grandpa is like a bumper harvest in autumn, with fruits one by one and endless feelings. As long as it's my favorite food, even if it's expensive, grandpa will buy three or four pounds back. Let me tell you a little secret: Grandpa cooked most of my breakfast, too!
Grandma is the hardest! It was my grandmother who brought me up. It can be said that grandma takes care of all the work at home. I've grown up a little. Grandma could have rested, but I still have a little sister at home, who was brought by her. I want to say to grandma: "grandma, you have worked hard!" " "In my heart, mother and grandmother, one is an angel and the other is a patron saint!
I have a warm and harmonious family. I love my family even more!
9. My grandfather taught me how to cook eels. My grandfather taught me how to catch eels.
"ah? Going to the country again? Great! " Want to know why? Please look down.
This happened when I returned to my hometown Yixing last summer vacation. ...
One night, grandpa took out a big cloth bag and said he would take my cousin and me to catch eels. As soon as we heard this, we were very happy and readily agreed. My cousin and I put on rain boots and took flashlights, and followed grandpa on the road.
According to grandpa, Monopterus albus likes to move in dark and humid places. In the evening, they come out to find something to eat and go to bed when they are full. "It's not easy to catch!" Grandpa said. I don't believe it. I can't catch this little eel while it's asleep? In a short time, we arrived at our destination-rice fields. Grandpa and my cousin catch eel together.
I took photos everywhere with a flashlight. Where are these eels hidden? Let me see, let me see, let me see. Ha, I found it. I saw a thick and long eel in a brown coat, sleeping under a stone. When I approached it gently, I rolled up my sleeves, put out my "five-finger hook" and aimed it at the eel's body, and squeezed it hard. Oh, why is this eel so slippery? Before I mentioned it for a few seconds, Monopterus albus swished into the mud and wriggled away, splashing mud all over me. Huh? I can't believe I can't catch you. I wiped my face with my hand, turned on the flashlight, and looked for traces of eels. Suddenly, my cousin shouted, "Sister, come quickly!" "I rushed over and my cousin laughed when she saw me." How did you become a clay figurine? " "You know, this is a disguise. By the way, did you shout * *? " "Look! "Following my cousin's finger, I saw an eel lying in the mud not far away. I carefully held out my "five-finger hook" again. This time I successfully caught it and lifted it slowly. I was about to smile proudly, but when I opened my mouth, the eel danced in my hand. As a result, you must have guessed that the eel escaped successfully again.
As soon as I turned around, I saw that Grandpa had caught some eels, so I went to ask Grandpa for advice. "I can have a magic weapon." "What magic weapon?" "This is it." Huh? The magic weapon is a bamboo clip? I saw grandpa aiming at a sleeping eel with a bamboo clip, and the eel consciously got into the bag. Grandpa handed me the clip and I found an eel. I learned from my grandfather's appearance and caught an eel with a light clip. In a short time, the bag was full of trophies.
At noon the next day, grandpa cooked braised Monopterus albus, which was really delicious! We didn't forget to take some wild eels home when we left.
Do you want to catch eel with me? Come with me to Yixing!
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