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What's the short story that can make your girlfriend fall asleep?
The rabbit girl asked Mr. Rabbit, if not a rabbit, what do you want to be? Mr. rabbit said, you can do anything. Being a tiger can protect you, being a star can protect you when you sleep, being a firefly can give you light, being a raccoon can make good friends with you, but I want to be a rabbit most, because you are also a rabbit. Only rabbits and rabbits can chew carrots together.
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