Humorous sentences expressing enthusiasm

Humorous sentences expressing enthusiasm are as follows:

1, in such hot weather, all you can make an appointment with is a friend of life and death. ......

2. I like it. I like lush summer, because I can swim in the swimming pool in summer. Summer brings happiness to children. They are the happiest angels in summer. I like it, I like stormy summer, because the rain in summer is so generous and crisp.

At noon, there was not a cloud, there was no sun overhead, and there was no wind. All the trees stood there listlessly and lazily.

I can't buy raw eggs.

Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing.

6. I have been thinking that one day I kidnapped the headmaster and tied him to the bed in the school dormitory. I will give him a small fan to see how much he can live.

7. The sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

8. Every child who went to school in Beijing was an angel with broken wings in his last life ... sauna in the daytime, refrigerator in winter, flaming mountains in sunny days, and water curtain cave in rainy days. The Monkey King will be in four years, and you won't die anywhere.

9. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. It was so hot when I slept with him.

10, the burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

The table was so hot that a mosquito was burned to death.

12, Regan Noodles, no need to cook.

13, eggs don't need to be boiled, they will be cooked immediately after being knocked out, just add some cumin.

14, clothes can be worn after washing.

15, lotus flowers in summer show us smiling faces, and lotus leaves in summer show us charm. There is not a cloud in the sky, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.