Jin Yong's Seven Heroes drama about property management

Act 1

(Manager Chang and assistants appear at the same time)

Manager Chang: Dear leaders, teachers, owners, and classmates, good evening to everyone. !

(The two bowed and waited for the applause to end.)

Manager Chang: I am the property manager of Lido Garden. My surname is Chang.

Assistant: I am the assistant manager, and my surname is Zhao.

At the same time: We are here to serve you wholeheartedly!

(The assistant returned to the desk to do his work, while Manager Chang stayed in the center of the stage)

Manager Chang: They say that property work is not easy to do, and it is extremely busy every day. A thousand people have a thousand Hamlets in their hearts, and a thousand owners will bring a thousand kinds of pain and suffering. But I don't think so. Although I encounter many difficult problems every day, I enjoy the process of solving problems. Don't you believe it? Then take a look at my day's work!

(Manager Chang sat back at the table, Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu came up, walked to the middle of the stage, held hands and turned half a circle, looking at each other affectionately. The background music "What is Love in the World" played.)

Yang Guo: (To Manager Chang and his assistant) May I ask the two heroines, is this property management place?

Manager Chang: (stands up) Hello, Shuxin Property, how can I help you?

Yang Guo: My name is not "Shuxin Property". (Facing the audience) My surname is Yang. I have a single name, and I change it every time.

Manager Chang: Okay, so tell me, Mr. Yang, do you need help?

Yang Guo: I have something unclear, and I hope you can give me some advice. The community covenant clearly stipulates that pets are allowed, and every household has an iron cage on its balcony to keep pets. Why does it cause everyone's dissatisfaction and criticism when my pet goes to the balcony?

Assistant: (Busily getting up to explain) It’s impossible. As long as pets are raised in a civilized manner, our community will never impose restrictions!

Manager Chang: May I ask, Mr. Yang, what kind of pet do you have?

Yang Guo: (facing the audience) Everyone in the world knows that my pet is an eagle.

Manager Chang: How big is the sculpture?

Yang Guo: He is 1.8 meters tall, weighs 300 kilograms, and his measurements are 100, 200, and 300.

(Manager Chang and his assistant were listening and gesturing at the figure of the big eagle with their hands, showing surprise.)

Manager Chang: Such a big pet... is really a bit beyond us. With its visual capacity, you may think that such a large eagle is just a pet; but in the eyes of other neighbors, it is a monster, so if you keep it on the balcony, it will really scare other neighbors.

Yang Guo: (looking back at Xiao Longnu affectionately) Auntie, what do you think?

Little Dragon Girl: (steps forward) Now in the new era, close friends can also become true love. Brother Diao has been so kind to you, shouldn't you buy a small apartment for your good friend?

Yang Guo: Auntie, have you forgotten that we have registered residence in other places and our purchases are restricted?

Little Dragon Girl: Then just change to a bigger house.

Yang Guo: Auntie, our small apartment is still under mortgage...

Xiao Longnu: Guoer, are our lives already so tight? What about our expenses?

Yang Guo: (Facing the audience, taking a step forward) Since Zhongnan Mountain has been turned into a tourist area, our ancient tombs have been expropriated and transformed into chain hotels. For eight hundred years, we have been wandering around, looking for a place to live. It was not until now that we found the Lido Garden, known as the Paradise of Southwest. We finally stopped. We want to stay here, and we want to find the carefree life like a couple of gods and goddesses!

Little Dragon Girl: Don’t change the subject. Where did our money go?

Yang Guo: Aunt, do you know where this place is? What is abundant here? (Facing the audience, taking out the allegro from behind) Chinese hot pot street restaurant, crispy and tender goose intestines; Maocai skewers of taro chicken, spicy, sweet and full; Sichuan style twice-cooked pork, fat but not greasy; Lai Tang Yuan and Long Chao Shou, after eating a bowl, I don’t want to leave; if I want to ask where to find delicious food, Chengdu is full of spicy and spicy food!

Little Dragon Girl: It turns out that all the money was eaten by you? No wonder you've gained weight recently, and become more and more like your eagle.

Yang Guo: Auntie! Do you know what is the biggest pain of being a fat person?

Little Dragon Girl: What is it?

Yang Guo: Our biggest pain is - when we think about a problem, we don’t know which chin to hold.

Little Dragon Girl: You don’t need to think about this problem, I have already made arrangements. (Facing the audience) After eight hundred years, men still rely on their sweet words; after eight hundred years, social civilization has undergone great changes. However, our swords have become scrap metal in this era, and our martial arts have lost their meaning. Society will not change because of us, we can only adapt to it. Grudges and feuds are a thing of the past, and harmonious life is the mainstream!

Yang Guo: What do we need?

Little Dragon Girl: Money, Money, Money! In this era, the status of businessmen is no longer humble, the court also encourages entrepreneurship, and there are tax benefits for people with disabilities. Guo'er, why don't you open a shop?

Yang Guo: What kind of store should I open?

Little Dragon Girl: Your Ecstasy Palm has many and ever-changing moves. It can break boulders with just one tap, and it can also be used freely in iron sand, right?

Yang Guo: Of course! (Starts to show palm skills)

Little Dragon Girl: Then you can go fry the chestnuts! Candied roasted chestnuts, creamed chestnuts, and sauced chestnuts are all delicious and easy to sell! With your internal strength, you can trade 500 kilograms a day. If you earn two yuan per kilogram, you can earn a thousand yuan a day, 30,000 yuan a month, and we can buy a bigger house in a year!

Yang Guo: Auntie, when did you learn how to do business?

Little Dragon Girl: (Turning around proudly) As a woman in the new era, we must learn to transform ourselves.

Yang Guo: But I can only fry 250 pounds a day.

Little Dragon Girl: Why?

Yang Guo: (raising one arm) Because I only have one hand.

Little Dragon Girl: (injured) Oh my ladygaga! After all the calculations, this one didn’t count... Are we destined to struggle below the poverty line forever?

Yang Guo: Aunt, I’m sorry for you!

Manager Chang: (step forward) Don’t be anxious, I just listened to Miss Long’s idea and think it is very feasible. If it is inconvenient for Yang Daxia to work, he can actually rent a storefront, hire a master, and pay according to the output, and he can still operate smoothly.

Yang Guo: This plan is brilliant! But where should I hire a master?

Manager Chang: We regard the owners as God. Since you asked me this question, Shuxin Property will definitely help you solve it. I'll definitely let you know when a suitable candidate is found, okay?

Yang Guo: (holding fists) Thank you!

(Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu leave.)

Act 2

(Qiao Feng, Xu Zhu and Duan Yu enter, looking menacing.)

Assistant: Manager Chang, this person is not a good person!

Manager Chang: It’s okay, I’ll handle it.

(Busily getting up to greet you) Hello, Shuxin Property, how can I serve you?

Qiao Feng: Facing the eternal beauty of Xishan Mountain, the door faces the sea for thousands of years. Raise your hand when traveling in the world, everyone is a good friend! I dare to ask you two, why do you want to do something so cruel and force three of my brothers to death?

Manager Chang: What happened? If we do something wrong, please point it out!

Xu Zhu: Hallelujah! My three brothers were also heroes of the generation. But they were tired of the love and hatred in the world and looked down upon fame and wealth. So they took off their official hats and agreed to live here in seclusion. They also took a fancy to Guibao's profound cultural heritage and leisurely and contented humanities. feelings. Now that we are only temporarily short of money, it takes away our oxygen and deprives us of the right to live! This is really--

Duan Yu: A tiger that falls in Pingyang is bullied by dogs, and a phoenix that loses its feathers is not as good as a chicken.

(Three people sighed at the same time.)

Manager Chang: May I ask the names of the three of you?

Qiao Feng: I -- (beats chest with right palm) Qiao Feng!

Xuzhu: (putting hands together) The poor monk’s dharma name is Xu Zhu.

Duan Yu: (putting his fans together and bowing) Hello, sisters. I’m here, Duan Yu.

(The background music "The Hard to Recite Sutra" played.)

(The assistant picked up the notebook and showed it to Manager Chang, and whispered something.)

Manager Chang: I understand. The three of them were cut off from water and electricity because they failed to pay rent, right?

Qiao Feng: (word by word) Can you stop speaking so loudly?

Manager Chang: I’m really sorry, I can’t help you at this point.

Assistant: According to the regulations, the rent cannot be paid for a month. The three of you are all great heroes and heroes. They only cut off the water and electricity for three months. They have taken great care of you.

Xu Zhu: Hallelujah! Brother, the two donors are kind-hearted and have already been very kind to us. We cannot ask for more, so we should try to raise money.

Qiao Feng: Second brother, do you know what my profession is?

Xuzhu: Brother, you are the leader and top decision-maker of the largest non-governmental organization in this dynasty! As long as you give an order, the members in the streets, alleys and mountains will follow your lead!

Qiao Feng: Third brother, do you know what this non-governmental organization is?

Duan Yu: It’s the Beggar Clan.

Xuzhu: Big brother! As the boss of the best gang in the world, you are the overlord among beggars!

Qiao Feng: The overlord among beggars is still a beggar! (A long sigh) I, Qiao Feng, have been upright and upright all my life, a chivalrous and righteous person, commanding thousands of gangs with one hand, and my martial arts skills are unrivaled in the world, but in the end I can't even afford a wife. The world is so big that there is no place for me, Qiao Feng! Did I abandon society, or did society abandon me?

Xu Zhu: Hallelujah! Elder brother, don't belittle yourself, my younger brother is even more miserable than you. Master has taught me since I was young that Buddha accepts all people who are predestined and will forgive all those who break the precepts. As long as there is Buddha in the heart, all things will be Buddha. But when I left the Vulture Palace and wanted to return to Buddhism, they said that to apply for a job as a monk, you must have a master's degree, CET-6, and many years of management experience. Nowadays, I am not a worldly person, Buddha is not a Buddha, I cannot even speak of Amitabha, and I have no legal qualifications for alms. Third brother, the task of raising money is still left to you.

Duan Yu: You two brothers need to understand that I am the worst offender. I think of Dali as a country with beautiful mountains and rivers and outstanding people, but it was brutally destroyed by the Mongolian cavalry. Now that Dali has become Yunnan Province, the second generation of our officials has also become a slave to the subjugation of the country. There is no desire to restore the country, and no skills to survive. On weekdays, I only know how to chant scriptures, read books, and cultivate flowers and grass. I’m really a burden. I’m sorry to you two brothers!

(The three of them hugged each other and cried)

Manager Chang: You three don’t need to be too pessimistic. Now is an open society. As long as you rely on your own hands, everyone can make money. Although our company has a strict system, it also has the brilliance of humanity.

Regardless of whether you are a tenant or an owner, we are a family when we live in Lido Garden. Your business is my business, and I will definitely help you find a suitable position, okay?

Qiao Feng: Then I’ll leave it to you! Second brother, third brother, let’s go!

(Three people leave)

Act 3

(Guo Jing helps Huang Rong get up, and the background music "Iron-Blooded Heart" plays.)

Manager Chang: Hello, Shuxin Property, how can I serve you?

Huang Rong: I want to complain!

Manager Chang: Is there something we didn’t do well?

Huang Rong: Not only is it inadequate, it is simply sinful!

Manager Chang/Assistant: (Bows at the same time) Please give me your advice!

Huang Rong: Do you know that women’s metabolism will be disordered if they don’t get enough sleep? Do you know how many brain cells will die if you are woken up? Do you know that living in a noisy environment every day can cause endocrine disorders, leading to vomiting and diarrhea, redness and swelling all over the body, and foaming at the mouth?

Guo Jing: Ronger, don’t be so exaggerated!

Huang Rong: It’s not an exaggeration at all! Did you know that for people who are sick and recuperating, any noise is doubly harmful?

Assistant: That shouldn’t be the case. Our community is surrounded by gardens. Not only is it far away from noisy streets, but indoor construction is not allowed during breaks. Where does the noise come from?

Manager Chang: I would like to express my deep apologies for the trouble caused to you during your break. Can you tell us what sound you heard?

Huang Rong: Every day I hear the sound of a harp and a flute. The harp is not like a harp, and the Xiao is not like a Xiao. They play a blood-curdling melody, and then two old men tear out their throats. Howl--(pointing to Guo Jing)

Guo Jing: (Cantonese) A laugh spread across the sea, and the tide surged across the Taiwan Strait! Ups and downs, just remember tonight--

Huang Rong: Listen! They don't even speak Mandarin, and they are not afraid of being deducted personal conduct points by the instructor!

Manager Chang: It turns out that you are talking about "The Swordsman" performed by Teacher Qu and Teacher Liu. This piece is exciting and catchy, so it should be liked by everyone?

Huang Rong: It was just because it was so exciting that when I was sleeping in bed, I had to keep pace with both hands.

Assistant: But why have no other neighbors ever complained about this?

Huang Rong: I don’t care whether others can hear it or not! Anyway, if it affects my rest, I will complain!

Guo Jing: (taking Huang Rong aside) You two, don’t blame me! Ronger is not an unreasonable person, but she was seriously injured and has been recuperating at home. She has to sleep for 23 hours a day to survive. The voices of the two seniors upstairs were actually not loud, but to Rong'er's ears it was like a mountain falling apart. No matter how sweet the singing was, it was like a reminder to her if it disturbed her sleep. Sigh...

Manager Chang: How can we cure her disease?

Guo Jing: Rong'er suffered serious internal injuries and all her internal organs were damaged. We have been looking for famous doctors for hundreds of years, but even the best surgeons at West China Hospital were unable to do anything.

Assistant: Is there no way to cure it?

Guo Jing: There are ways, but internal injuries must be treated with internal skills. For example, the most effective massage technique in the history of Jianghu, with the most complete functions and the most skillful techniques - Huang Rong: (talking) One Yang Finger!

Guo Jing: It’s a pity that since Master Yideng, no descendant of the Duan family in Dali can learn this skill...

Manager Chang: (his eyes light up) You mean, as long as it is Can Duan of Dali, who was before Master Yideng, cure Miss Huang’s internal injuries?

Guo Jing: Yes.

Manager Chang: (claps gently, eyes shining) Great! Xiao Zhao, go and invite the three brothers just now, as well as Daxia Yang and Miss Long!

Assistant: OK! (Exit)

Manager Chang: (To Guo Jing and Huang Rong) Please wait a moment.

(The other five people appear one after another)

Manager Chang: (To Duan Yu) Mr. Duan, what is your relationship with Master Yideng?

Duan Yu: (waving fan) From the perspective of historical development, I should be his grandfather.

Manager Chang: Then do you know how to point out the Yang finger?

Duan Yu: Are you talking about...the one finger that I used to scratch my itches since I was a kid?

Manager Chang: Can you tickle this girl Huang?

(Huang Rong turned around cooperatively and turned her back to Duan Yu)

Duan Yu: That’s very offending! (Fingering gestures) Urgency is like a law!

(Huang Rong trembled all over and immediately became energetic)

Guo Jing: Ronger, how are you?

Huang Rong: (Moving her limbs) My waist is no longer sore, and my legs are no longer painful! I feel more energetic going upstairs! Brother Jing, I’m fine!

Guo Jing: (walks to Duan Yu) Thank you, Mr. Duan! Saved my Ronger’s life! I want to return this favor to you. If you have any requests, please feel free to ask. I, Guo, will definitely satisfy you!

Duan Yu: (Looking at Qiao Feng and Xu Zhu) Then Guo Daxia... can you help us pay the rent?

Guo Jing: What’s so difficult about this? Cover me! (Took out a gold ingot from his arms and handed it over)

Duan Yu: (Holding the gold ingot in both hands) I finally earned the first pot of gold in my life! Big brother, second brother, I don’t have to chew on my old age anymore! I have realized the value of life!

Manager Chang: Mr. Duan, this is just the beginning. Since you have unique skills, why not seize this business opportunity and open up a larger market? Let me give you an idea - (Take out a picture scroll and hand it over)

(Duan Yu unfolds the picture scroll, with four big characters written on it: Blind Massage.)

Duan Yu : It’s a good idea, but where can I find a blind person?

Xu Zhu: (suddenly speaking) Hallelujah! As long as you want it, you can't find it.

(Steps forward, puts on a pair of sunglasses, and begins to imitate a blind man giving Duan Yu a massage) Sir, is the villain’s Vajra Finger still strong enough?

Duan Yu: Enough! Very enough! Second brother, let’s open a store and start a business right now!

Xu Zhu: OK!

(The two retreated)

Manager Chang: Is this Qiao Daxia famous for his palm skills?

Qiao Feng: Haha, of course! I have mastered the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, and each palm can be treated with a high temperature of 100 degrees Celsius. It is a pure natural fire, low carbon, environmentally friendly, and pollution-free!

Manager Chang: Are you interested in starting a business partnership with Mr. Yang?

Yang Guo: (his eyes light up) Brother, I see you have strange bones, you must be a martial arts genius! Are you interested in partnering with me and making a fortune with both hands?

Qiao Feng: Okay, my hands can be put to use! What do you want me to do?

Yang Guo: Fried chestnuts!

Qiao Feng: (with a fierce look) You asked me, Qiao Feng, to fry chestnuts. It’s really -- (turns into a smiling face) It’s so appropriate! (Facing the audience, advertising form) Chestnuts stir-fried with Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms are healthy, nutritious, pure green food, you deserve it!

Manager Chang: Moreover, sales can be divided into different channels. The two heroes are responsible for the production and retail of the store, and Miss Long is responsible for online sales. They have established direct stores on Taobao, JD.com, and Amazon. Buying ten Free shipping per pound! One hundred kilograms will be delivered to your door by the divine eagle himself! Guaranteed to reach five crowns within one year! Within three years, the store has become popular on Chunxi Road! In less than five years, the company will be listed on the market. Yang Daxia will sell his shares in exchange for a large sum of cash, and he and Miss Long can continue to live as a couple of gods and immortals!

(Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu looked at each other hand in hand, making a look of longing for happiness)

Manager Chang: I even thought of the name of the store for you!

(Everyone asked: What is it called?)

Manager Chang: The chestnut shop opened by Yang Guo and Qiao Feng is called - Guoqiao Chestnut!

(Everyone applauded)

Manager Chang: Miss Huang, do you still need to complain now?

Huang Rong: No more complaints, no more complaints! I feel like I have a new lease of life now, and I owe it all to you!

Everyone: We all want to thank you. What is your name?

Manager Chang: My name is not important, everyone just needs to know that I am an ordinary employee of Shuxin Property! In fact, I haven’t done anything. As the saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. Whether it is between neighbors, colleagues or friends, as long as we help each other and share resources, all problems can be easily solved! As the saying goes, let’s take a step back to let the autumn air be refreshing, and take a step back to open up the sea and the sky. A harmonious and beautiful life must be created by us together! I wish everyone here--

Everyone: (clasp fists and bow together) Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a happy life!

--End--