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Divorce caused by a joke

Twenty years ago, a little girl and a little boy made a promise to get married after painting 52/kloc-0 apples. The little girl's name is Pingping and the little boy's name is Guoguo. Every time we meet, Pingping will give his apples to Guoguo, and Guoguo will happily take them home and count them. "Apple" seems to send out a thick sweet fragrance, which permeates the heart of the fruit.

Later, the Guoguo family moved to the city, and Guoguo cried and made noise, and then put 5 19 "apples" in their beloved box. Pingping couldn't accept this reality, and the strong emotional impact made her suffer from psychogenic amnesia. She forgot who the fruit was. Facing the apple she painted in front of her, she doesn't know why she always treasures it.

Twenty years later, Pingping has been a kindergarten teacher in this city. She likes teaching children to draw apples best, and she likes teaching a boy named Xiaoguo to draw apples best. Even she doesn't know why. On Xiao Guo's birthday, he skipped home with the apple that Teacher Pingping drew for him. This is a birthday present from my teacher. This painting was seen by Xiao Guo's father Guo Guo. It seems that a hydrogen bomb exploded in Guoguo's head. When his mood calmed down, he compared the picture with the "apple" in the small box, and then his heart seemed to have an earthquake, and even his sobs were shaking.

Later, Guoguo and his wife divorced, and maybe his sins need to be repaid all his life. People say he is crazy. Only a madman would abandon such a happy family. Only a madman would cry and laugh like him. He's really crazy. Come to Pingping, "Hello, you are Xiaoguo's parents." Looking at Xiaoping's pupil, beautiful and confused, Xiaoping seems to know him, but he doesn't seem to know him. It's like a knife, soaking the devil's bile and cutting his heart into pieces bit by bit. He held back the pain and opened his precious little box. Pingping liked these "apples" very much, and smiled as sweetly as agreed twenty years ago.

Later, there were 52 1 apple in the box. People still say that Guoguo is crazy, because he always draws one apple after another for his new wife with tears in his eyes, from black hair to white hair. And every time, what she saw was Pingping's ethereal, beautiful and sympathetic eyes. She seems to wander between knowing and not knowing forever.