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A and B were caught by cannibals while parachuting in an airplane accident, and they begged for mercy. The leader said, each of you find five spherical things and put them in your ass, and then let you go. A took five walnuts out of his pocket, painfully stuffed them in, stuffed three, and was still laughing. The chief was curious, so he asked, "Why are you still smiling as a bird?" A said, look at that fool ~B, climb trees to pick coconuts. . .
A, B and C went out together, and A caught a cold. ...
Everyone sleeps in a bed at night, and A sleeps in the middle.
In the middle of the night ... A sniffled,
B-C's whole face is the crystallization of a.
Let us know next time ...
Half an hour later,
A: Attention. ...
Hearing this, B and C quickly got into the quilt.
And make sure there is no contact with the outside world. ...
As a result, a fart.
Pick me! Super funny
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