A wonderful joke full of philosophy

Complete works of wonderful jokes and stories full of philosophy.

Some people lie to see if his eyes blink, some lie to see if he can move his hand, and some lie to see if he will open his mouth. The following is a complete collection of philosophical and wonderful joke stories prepared by Joke. com。 Let's laugh together!

Complete works of wonderful jokes and stories with philosophy (1) 1. There is a most ferocious man named Fireman, and we often see or hear about his evil deeds: he beat people to death, drove them to death, and beat people's popularity to death; Worried that people are exhausted?

There is one person who is the most pitiful. His name is Huoxue. We often see or hear his chest: beaten to death, anxious to die alive, forced to die alive, and angry with life?

There are three things in the world: first? Your own business? And the second one is? Other people's business? , three is? God's business .

Trouble comes from: forgetting? Your own business? , love tube? Other people's business? Worried? God's business .

Happiness is simple: do it well? Your own business? , no matter? Other people's business? Don't think about it God's business .

After exploring the earth, the Martians went back to report: Strangely, the creatures on the earth have no feet, only wheels. Their eyes shine and their voices roar like horns. They drink a liquid called gasoline, and they are often trapped in the street. They spend money to get a license every year, and their bellies are full of people named what? People? Parasites. ?

4. Some people lie by watching their eyes blink, some lie by watching their hands move, and some lie by watching their mouths open.

Complete Works of Wonderful Joke Stories with Philosophy (2) 1. An old and weak lion couldn't eat by himself, so he had to lie in a cave. He has difficulty breathing and is unable to speak. He looks very ill.

The news soon spread among the herd, and everyone felt sad for the sick lion. They came to see the lion one after another. I didn't know that the lion stayed in his cave and easily arrested the tourists one by one.

The fox is a little skeptical about this, and finally let's see what happened. He stood at a distance, saluting the animal Wang An. The lion said, Ah, my dearest friend, it's you! Why are you standing so far away? Come on, good friend, say something in my poor lion's ear, I'm dying. ?

? God bless you! ? Said the fox. ? But please forgive me, I can't stay long. To be honest, I feel very uneasy. All I see are footprints in the hole, but I don't see footprints coming out. ?

In Qing Dynasty, Zhang Dianying was an official in North Korea, and one day he suddenly received a letter from his hometown. When I opened it, I realized that there was a dispute between my family and my neighbors. The reason is that the walls of the original two yards collapsed, and when I rebuilt the walls, I didn't take up an inch of land. In order to deter the neighbors, the family sent him a book and asked him to speak.

Soon, the official's family received a long-awaited reply, but there was only one limerick:

Carrying books thousands of miles to hit the wall,

What's wrong with making him three feet?

The Great Wall of Wan Li is still here today.

I didn't see Qin Shihuang.

The family understood the truth and took the initiative to retreat three feet. Not to be outdone, the neighbors retreated three feet, so a six-foot-wide alley appeared in the middle for the villagers to walk.

3. The old monk and the young monk traveled together and met a river on the way; I saw a woman trying to cross the river, but she didn't dare. The old monk took the initiative to carry the woman across the river, then put the woman down and continued on his way with the young monk. The young monk couldn't help asking in a low voice all the way: What happened to Master? How dare you cross the river with a woman on your back? After walking all the way and thinking all the way, I finally couldn't help but say, master, are you breaking the rules? Why are you taking a woman? The old monk sighed: I have put it down, but you still can't put it down!

4. King Wen of Wei asked the famous doctor Bian Que. All three brothers in your family have excellent medical skills. Which is the best?

Bian Que replied? The boss is the best, the second is the second, and I am the worst. ?

King Wen asked again:? So why are you the most famous?

Bian Que replied? My eldest brother treated the disease before he got sick. Because most people don't know that he can eradicate the cause in advance, his fame can't spread, only our family knows. My brother treated this disease at the early stage of his illness. Most people think that he can only cure minor illnesses, so his fame is limited to his own village. And I, Bian Que, treated my illness when it was very serious. Most people have seen me perform major operations, such as pricking needles in meridians to bleed blood and applying medicine to the skin, so I think my medical skill is brilliant and my reputation has spread all over the country. ?

Two women were chatting, and one of them asked, "Is your son all right?

? Don't mention it, what a pity! ? The woman sighed, "he is so poor. He is lazy as hell when he marries his daughter-in-law. He doesn't cook, sweep the floor, wash clothes and take no children. He just sleeps all day, and my son has to send breakfast to her bed! ?

? Where's the daughter?

? Then she will be lucky. ? The woman was all smiles: "He married a good husband and wouldn't let him do housework. He did all the cooking, washing, sweeping the floor and taking care of the children, and even took her to bed early every morning! "

Wonderful joke stories with philosophy (3) 1, Why do you specialize in landscape painting?

? Because no tree will bother me, saying that my painting is nothing like it. ?

2. There is a shoemaker. The handmade shoes he made are of good quality, but the delivery time is too long.

A customer complained:? It takes only seven days for God to create a world. Why does it take you so long to make a pair of leather shoes?

The shoemaker pulled the customer to the window and said, Look at the world created by God, and look at this pair of leather shoes I made.

3. Someone asked the philosopher: How high is it between heaven and earth?

The philosopher said:? Three feet? .

Ask again:? People have five feet, how come there are only three feet between heaven and earth? Don't you poke a hole in the sky?

The philosopher said:? Therefore, if people want to stand between heaven and earth, they must know how to bow their heads! ?

4. Teacher: If you had a choice, what career would you like your family to take?

Student: My father is very wise. I hope he will become a philosopher. My mother is very clever. I hope she will become a mathematician.

Teacher: What about you?

Student: I can only be an entrepreneur because I have to earn money to support my poor parents.

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