Asking for jokes or text messages about Singles Day?

1. Received a text message: "Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, butterflies are divorced, caterpillars are remarried, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for? "

I thought this year was over, but I didn't expect to be alone.

I don't smoke, but I especially like ZIPPO, not because of anything else. Single men should have such a lighter beside them, so that when they are lonely, they can hear the crisp sound and occasionally smell the burnt gasoline, which seems to remind you-bachelor, buying me is like marrying a wife, and you don't have much money, so be happy!

4. alas! I am also a bachelor! Bachelor MM…… ... ..

Every year, the flowers are similar, and every year ... people are the same-still one person. ...

6. My birthday happens to be165438+1October 1 1, my house number is 1 1, and my middle school is in class1.

7. It's good to be single! I can still have a festival, envy!

8. Let me tell you some terms: 65438+1 October 1 is the Little Singles' Day, 65438+1October1and165438+1. Male bachelors are called "Guang Guang", female bachelors are called "Mingming" and right ones are called "Shuangshuang". The mascots of Singles Day are four fried dough sticks and 1 egg. Together, it is11.11. Recently, everyone has been talking about the possibility of the lunar calendar 165438+ 101coincidence. ...

9. Everyone is single, so no one wants beautiful women in the world! Hold on!

10. This morning, my best friend told me that I finally got rid of the bachelor family before Singles Day, saying that this was the result of his hard blind date, alas! Dear single friends, try to join the blind date family!

1 1. Although not single at present, it is always "married young people enjoy unmarried treatment".

12. Tonight, I want to find a beautiful MM and say "No" to her!

13. Forget Singles Day, just catch your birthday. Think about the bleak scene, buy yourself a cake (mini, for children, worth 2 yuan RMB) and have a quiet drink in the middle of the night. The most miserable life in the world is this. ...

14. I was born in 1978. I'm tired after 25 Singles' Day this year. ...

15. I think I will not be free if I have a wife in the future. I should be grateful. After all, being single is only a short segment in my life, so cherish it.

16. I sell breakfast. I got up early this morning and specially launched the "Singles Day Package", four fried dough sticks and an egg. As a result, it caused a sensation in this street, and people still come to visit it.

17. Being single is a realm. How can you live to this day without loneliness!

18. Singles Day is obviously a good opportunity for MM to choose a husband! Think about it, excellent men are usually busy with work, and they don't feel depressed until Singles Day, so they run out and sit down. This is a good opportunity for MM! Only once a year! You can't miss passing by! Why hasn't anyone come to pick me up after all this publicity here? )