Ask for cross talk jokes

Let me introduce you.

B: Introduction.

A: This is no ordinary actor.

B: Huh?

He is a rookie in our music industry.

Hmm.

A: Mr. Zhao from Zhao Baole.

I am flattered. I am a primary school student, I still have to work hard.

A: ... Ah, Qian Sun. [Pause] Why do you speak crosstalk so well?

B: Why?

You love art.

B: I like this industry.

A: Your pursuit of art can be said to be useless.

B: Huh?

A: Oh, sorry, wrong, wrong. You're naked.

No ... I'm not wearing anything. Me? How do you talk?

A: That's …

B: You have to say "enough" here.

A: ... Oh, how can I call you that?

Why did you call me? You have to say "Gou"!

Do you like it?

B: Of course I like it.

A: Hehe, Mr. Dog.

What do you mean by Mr. Dog?

A: I can't call you Mr. Dog either. What did you say? ...

B: What a mess.

A: Then how to put this sentence properly?

B: Not a word, no; Naked, no. This idiom is called meticulous.

A: I will learn from you anyway.

B: You're welcome.

Learn how to kiss others.

B: I dare not! ! I'll hit whoever I kiss!

You would say. ...

B: good for people!

I will learn from you no matter what.

B: You're welcome.

A: Take me as a student.

I am flattered.

A: I am a little self-sufficient!

B: Mao ... Mao volunteered.

A: then I'll go and have a look!

B: You are cheap enough now!

I want to invite you to my home.

B: Oh.

Did I ask you for advice?

B: You're welcome.

I will treat you well. I will prepare some ... coffee for you.

B: Coffee?

Ah, Brazilian coffee.

B: Coffee!

Shall we have some fruit?

Yes, I like fruit.

A: Buy some Sha Tin axes.

B: I can't bite.

A: Some fried tickets with sugar.

B: Fried chestnuts with sugar!

A: If you don't want to come to my house, I'll come to your house for consultation.

Welcome to visit!

A: Hahahaha, I don't know where you live?

Bie Ye? !

China has a great writer.

Hmm.

A: Cao Ou. [pause] Well written.

B: You ... go to the vegetable market.

Do you sell vegetables?

What is selling vegetables? That's Cao Yu.

Oh, right, right, right. There are such great writers.

B: Yes, yes.

Shall we study China movies and TV plays together?

Do you like TV?

Wow, I like it. Not recently. I don't like TV dramas very much recently. In the past, there were several films reflecting our educated youth, which were particularly impressive.

Which one?

A: That's it. It's been several years.

How dare you! Four words can make two mistakes. Oh, did you go to school when you were young? What did you learn at school? You don't study hard. At your age, everyone laughs at you when you stand here and speak vernacular.

A: Who has white characters?

B: You!

Shi, I can speak vernacular. I don't understand!

B: You copied it for no reason? That's called puzzling.

You looked in my pocket on purpose!

Broken ... flaw!

Don't treat me like a child.

B: How childish!

I thought over every word.

B: Think about it!

A: Isn't it baked with fire?

Where did you get this?

Don't scare me.

B: Threatening (Dong Brown)!

Look, you have great prestige.

B: is this called extraordinary talent?

A: Hands and feet.

B: This, this. ...

A: What a boast!

Does this make sense? !