Crazy conversation (cold joke)

The following is the dialogue between A and Q. I'm listening to that cold ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

A: It's so boring ~ Let me tell you a joke! Q: OK.

Once upon a time, there was a little sheep. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf. The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " "Guess what happened in the end?

Q: Huh? What happened?

A: As a result, the wolf ate the lamb!

Q: hmm ...

A: Hehe. Go ahead. There is a male deer. He walked faster and faster, and finally became a highway (stag). Ha ha laugh ...

Q speechless (cold in my heart ...)

Hey hey. Two bananas were walking in the street in tandem. The one in front suddenly said, "It's so hot! I want to take off my coat! " Then the banana in the back fell down.

Q: Hehe ... (Then cold ...)

Guess who won the race between the rabbit and the fast tortoise.

Q: Rabbit.

A: Wrong! It's a turtle!

Q: Why?

Didn't you say it was a fast turtle? He runs fast and pulls fast ~

Q sneezing (cold ...)

Rabbits don't want to compete with turtles with glasses. Who do you think won this time?

Q: This time it should be a rabbit, right?

A: Wrong again! Still a turtle!

Q: Huh? Why?

The turtle took off her sunglasses. Yes, that's the turtle that runs very fast!

Q: My God! ! ! (The face has frozen ... and then it's cold ...)

A: Go on. A man accidentally lost his new salary. When he got home, his wife flew into a rage and scolded him for nearly an hour. Finally, his wife stopped scolding him and asked him, "How do you feel if you haven't seen me for three days in a row?" The man blurted out, "It will feel good."

As a result, he didn't see his wife on the first day. I didn't see his wife the next day and the third day. Finally, on the fourth day, the swelling disappeared a little, and I could barely see my wife in the corner of my left eye. Ha ha ha, isn't it funny? hahahaha ...

Q: @ #&* RMB% ...

A: Hehe. A long time ago, a bird passed by a cornfield every day, but one day, a fire broke out in that cornfield and all the corn turned into popcorn. When the bird flew by, it thought it was snowing and froze to death. How ridiculous. Ha ha.

Q: Um ... (starts to have a runny nose ...)

A: Huh? You have a cold? Go home and take medicine!

Q: OK. Actually, I want to say that as long as you shut up, I'll be fine ...

A: Actually, the first few are not very funny. I read a joke in a book the other day. Very funny. do you want to hear it ?

Q: No need, hehe, those are already very funny, hehe ... (afraid of freezing to death ...)

A: Oh, never mind, let me tell you! Once, potatoes and rice cakes fought. The potato was very angry and kicked the rice cake into the sea.

Q: Oh ... and then what?

A: That's it. Let me talk about the second one.

Q (want to cry without tears ...)

A: Once upon a time, there was a couple. When they decide to get married, the boy needs to do military service. They went to the seaside and agreed to meet on this day three years later. The boy gave the girl a ring as a wedding ring. However, three years later, the girl didn't wait for the boy. She was very sad and threw the ring into the sea. In fact, the girl misunderstood the date and the boy has been waiting for her. But I missed it like this and became a regret. The boy was also very sad, so he decided to live by the sea and wait for the girl. One day, he went fishing. Guess what he caught? .

Q: A ring?

A: No! It's rice cake! haha ......

Q: It's really cold. ...

A: The same lover. One day, the boy was very sad when he heard that the girl was getting married, so he threw his wedding ring into the sea. A few days later, he caught a fish to eat. He just bit the fish, then bit a hard thing, spit it out, and guess what he saw.

Q: A ring?

A: No!

Q: Rice cakes?

A: Ha, it can't be a rice cake.

Q: What is that?

A: fishbone!

Finally, Q couldn't hold on to catching a cold for more than a week. ...