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What great blind date girls have you met?

I met a great blind date girl before and felt that my ancestors were blind dates, not wives.

In the past, it was slow to find a girlfriend because I didn't go out to socialize often, so my mother asked someone to arrange a blind date for me. My situation is straight with the introducer, there is a down payment, no car and other cards, and the ordinary working class at home.

I met this woman today. To tell the truth, the conditions are average, and then the topic comes to housework. I just said that housework and cooking are now divided between men and women. I will, but she saidno. I told her that I can teach in the future, and it doesn't matter. Then the woman said, I don't want to learn. My father said that a girl who learns this will be a nanny for life.

Then drag it home and insist on adding her name after marriage. At that time, I actually didn't want to talk about it any more, because I wanted to marry a daughter-in-law, and I still wanted to marry an affordable one where the family helped each other. To be polite, this down payment was made by my family, and my parents worked hard all their lives, that's all. Then the woman said directly, are you still a man? I was immediately taken aback by what I said.

My annual income is 65438+ 10,000 yuan, and this woman adds up to about 50,000 yuan a year. Moreover, she told me that she usually spends a lot of money, and she has to ask for money from her family to buy a mobile phone, a bag and lipstick, and she wants me to make more money after marriage. Also, the bride price is 28W, which is non-refundable. I will pay for all the drinks, and I will buy her a car after I get married.

Really, I have never seen such a girl, but I just got back from Shennongjia. Don't you understand the market? I married a daughter-in-law, not an ancestor. You don't do anything, you still want me to raise it, and you can't get a penny when you get married. I really have nothing to say.