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Shi's personal anecdote

Anecdotes about marriage and love

Shi, a famous musician, studied at Yan 'an University. Now, there is a joke about "the three principles of giving love"-

A recent photo of Shi and his wife Wang Lijun. At that time, Shi was a little older among his classmates, so people were particularly concerned about his marriage. Once, I introduced him to a star. Although she is beautiful, she is frivolous. Hearing this, she waved her hand again and again: no, no, man is not an animal. We also introduced another activist who carried out Kang Shengji's "Left" line. When he was decent, he hated this kind of "athlete". So, he shook his head again and again: impossible! This kind of person is terrible, where is the heart of a little woman? The third time, I was kidnapped by my classmate's little brother to meet the same organization worker. Originally, I was in love. Unexpectedly, that girl got an occupational disease. The first time we met, we started the political review! Shi didn't listen to three sentences, but turned his head and ran away. As he ran, he shouted at his little brothers who were chasing him: sin, sin! Amitabha! I met a female judge! From then on, Shi announced his "three principles of love": first, people; Second, it is a woman; Third, it is a living woman. The story of shoeshine

In the late 1950s, a delegation of musicians from China visited the Soviet Union. Xerox? The chorus of long live the motherland was praised as "with Beethoven's enthusiasm" by Soviet expert Shostakovich. A famous musician in the Soviet Union praised: "This is written by an expert who can write chorus. Although I am white-haired, I still want to learn from the young people in China. Shi is very relieved. One day, there was an activity in the evening. In the early afternoon, Shi whistled and wiped the leather shoes under the bed. A writing brush is like playing the violin for a while, bowing up and down, and playing the erhu for a while. The leather shoes were polished, and the stones were looked at obliquely from left to right, and they were put back neatly and satisfactorily. It's time to start, and he and his comrades-in-arms who live in the same room returned to their rooms.

No one was around his comrade, so he picked up Le Meng's polished shoes and put them on. He said to himself while wearing it: "The big brother in the Soviet Union is good, socialism is good, and this waiter shines shoes well!" " Le Meng was very angry. "Dude, you are wearing the wrong one. I just polished it! " "Comrades were shocked, but immediately calmed down:" Dude, you wiped it wrong, thank you! "He smiled smugly. Shi finally found out that she made a wedding dress for others! Originally, he wanted to show off the artist's style, but it was too late to shine shoes again! He shook his head and had to put on his unpainted shoes!

The story of seeing Fujian off

The leaders of the Cultural and Art Troupe of the General Political Department finished the meeting in Shijia, and it was already noon. Shi spat, took the spittoon cover and went downstairs to see the guests off. The car has started, Shi He got into the car first, still holding the spittoon cover in his hand. "We should go to the show." Le Meng is not finished. "Yes, you should go." The leaders are still thinking. It looks normal, and no one has found anything wrong. The car started slowly. A sudden stop, someone was awakened: "You are old, how did you give it away halfway?" "Oh oh! Forget it, forget it! I get off. " "I'll take you home!" "No, no!" Stone was a little tired with the spittoon cover, so he lifted the spittoon cover and left. The rhythm of the March sounded at his feet again-he marched in the queue with indomitable spirit. The cyclist in the street stopped, and the man in the tram poked his head out: Why did this man use the spittoon cover as an umbrella on a sunny day, as if he were attending a military parade? How did they know that this is a great composer? A March is brewing!