Joke wife

Dialect humor joke: You are a hungry ghost, can osmanthus be eaten as a meal?

Eight sweet-scented osmanthus flowers, it is just right to sleep late at work and get up late. I bought a steamed stuffed bun casually, rushed to the door of the unit, and smelled the fragrance of osmanthus while eating steamed buns under the osmanthus tree at the door. It's really great. I'm worried. I don't know which one was cut with a knife and wrapped the back of the head. It hurts. I'm going to' bitch' later. It turned out to be Aunt Liu from the canteen. "You hungry ghost, osmanthus fragrance can be used as food? Huh? Shame? " I am so angry that I really want to slap her in the face! ! !

Dialect humor joke: my man scolds me again, scolding me for eating too many balls and not being able to support me.

"Meowed, elder sister, my man scold me again, scold me too can eat the ball, can't afford to keep the ball! Can I do it myself? "

"Have you seen yo, how can have such a man? My wife hates eating too much. Why not blame his family for not making money? "

"Whoops, he scolded me, saying that selling the car was not enough for me to eat and told me to get out."

"Ah, sell all the cars? How did this happen? "

"It's true, he sold his old bike, 16 yuan, just enough for me to make a bowl of Huaxi beef powder!"

Dialect humor joke: Have you ever found a toilet in the street?

Have you ever looked for a toilet in the street? When I was in college, I went shopping with my roommates in the city, because we all went to school from the county seat to the city, and many people were curious. I'll be hungry soon, and my buddy wants to go to the bathroom. I searched for hundreds of meters and couldn't find the toilet. It suddenly occurred to me that there are toilets in big cities, supermarkets, restaurants and so on. Then he went into a restaurant, saw the WC sign, and called to him outside the door, "Come on, there is a toilet here, and we will eat here!" " "For an instant, everyone looked at me.

Dialect humor joke: I just bought a T-shirt and drew a cock in front of me.

I just bought a T-shirt and drew a cock in front of it, which is very arrogant. No, I put it on today and went to town to play with my classmates by bus. When I was waiting in line to get on the bus, my classmates suddenly asked me, what is in front of you? Did you really draw it yourself? I proudly said loudly, "The chicken is in front of me! Is that okay? " The elder sister in front suddenly turned and glared, and cutting was a slap in the face. What did I do wrong?

Dialect humor joke: customer service says it's normal, and it will be flat after washing.

I bought a shirt online and found it a little wrinkled when I mailed it, so I contacted customer service to exchange or return it. The customer service said it was normal, and it was flat after washing. All right, I'll wash it. It's still wrinkled after drying. Contact customer service again and tell her that I washed it but it's still wrinkled. The customer service said that it can't be returned or exchanged after washing. I am ten thousand grass mud horses. However, this doesn't bother me. I called the fat brother next door, put on his shirt, took some photos of the buyer and praised him in the evaluation. The clothes are very good, give 5 points. Less than a few minutes later, the customer service call came.