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Name: Wu Yi's previous name: Liu (PS: the name Wu Yi used when studying in Canada, and the name "Liu" when she participated in the "K King Championship". )
Wushu (20 pieces) English name: Philip Lau Nicknames: Yibao, Wu Xiaoyi, Yige, Master Yimeng, Fanfan, Xiaoyi and Yizi Birthplace: Hong Kong and Kowloon Birthday: 1 99013 years1 October Constellation: Scorpio Blood Type: Type B Zodiac: Horse Weight: 55kg Primary School: Lushan International Experimental School Middle School: Hunan Guangyi Experimental Middle School High School University: Unionville High School University: University of Toronto (Economics) Language: Chinese, English, Cantonese (a little football, piano, guitar, listening to songs, watching movies, traveling, watching football matches, playing billiards magic, family members.
Favorite fruit: orange, apple, mangosteen Favorite color: blue, white, black, silver Favorite sports star: Beckham, Fanny Favorite team: Manchester United, England, Holland Favorite music star: Charlene Choi (Asa), Fish Leong, Li Duohai, Son Ye Jin, JJ Lin Favorite movie: Infernal Affairs, you can't believe in fate. Favorite cartoons of filial piety and kindness: the most satisfactory parts of famous detectives Conan, Dragon Ball and football teenagers: the accessories most commonly worn by eyes: hat signature action: singing, covering your stomach with your left hand, pursed your lips, smiling and nodding, pursed your lips with your hands behind your back, bowing 90 degrees, and giving a thumbs-up dream: the fast man who wants to cooperate as a powerful singer most in 2007: Vision Wei and Jason want to cooperate most quickly in 2009.
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Fan name: lunch, we need to help color: silvery white Baidu ID: WYXPLYF (Baidu certified name: martial arts i)[ 1] Sina Weibo ID: martial arts (certification) Sohu Weibo ID: martial arts (certification) Tencent Weibo ID: martial arts (certification) always remind yourself: be polite, keep a low profile and never go with the flow ~ (. K gold hegemony speech: I am more confident after the stage baptism. Welcome to Baidu Wushu.
Fan slogan 1, martial arts set sail, lunch escort. 2. Soymilk is inseparable from fried dough sticks, and lunch is inseparable from martial arts. 3. Extraordinary martial arts and infinite charm. Come on, Wushu!
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hit?song
0 1. Rainy day
02. If the cloud knows
03. I can't guess
04. Who do you love?
05. Gray space
You are my eyes.
07. How can you let go?
08. Why should we be together?
09. Looking forward to your love
10. I still miss her
1 1. Mom
snail
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single song
Release time of online audition song title (song description)
Rainy day (the first single of martial arts)
Love extension line (episode of idol drama "runaway sweetheart")
Trend movement (Happy Wolf commercial))
Wushu MV(2) MV
Fast Man 12 MV Fast Man 12 Theme Song of Fashion Short Film "My Stage" I want to make a movie "Fast Man 5 Fast Girls Help Sing" and start to understand "Fashion Idol Short Film (Partner: IME) Fast Man 5 Fashion Idol MV.
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TV plays
20 1 1 Dai Zhu played in the first idol drama "runaway sweetheart" 20 1 1 Dai Zhu played in the first idol drama "summer sweetheart".
Voice over Summer Sweetheart (10)
20 1 1, martial arts dubbed the animated film Rey.
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zero distance
Basic information Happy Boys Photo: The cover edition of "20 10 Happy Boys Photo Album"
Author: Shanghai Tianyu Media Co., Ltd. Press: Hunan Children's Publishing House Publication Time: 2010-08-0/Content Description: Rewrite the distance of dreams with the proudest stubbornness ... They are the most dazzling super boys in the spotlight and "happy boys" obsessed with music dreams! 12 group players, 13 dream-chasing teenagers plug in the wings of music, break through the clouds and dream in full bloom! The stage of glory witnessed their proud existence! Zero distance is the end of a journey and the beginning of a story. Love is close to love, which is a beating heart rhythm and suffocating. The collision between heart and heart is a young color, and it is wonderful enough without rendering! In the midsummer of July, dancing the most dazzling youth-zero distance, let everyone witness our gorgeous flight! 20 10 happy boys, dreams and the future, we will continue to work hard and persist. Here, we will show our truest self and perfect self to all the friends who support 20 10 happy boys. Let's get closer and closer until the distance is zero ... Let's go-happy boys! My stage, I dominate!
A light-year
Basic information of personal avatar: Yi Guangnian, looking for the avatar of a martial arts star.
Looking for an image of a star Yi Guangnian and Wu Yi (20 photos) Author: Shanghai Tianyu Media Co., Ltd. Press: Hunan Children's Publishing House Publication Time: 201kloc-0/Content Description: Looking for an image of a star Yi Guangnian and Wu Yi is Wu Yi's first personal photo album. With the theme of loving dreams, this album shows the myth of "Wulin Zhu Meng", the popular king of happy male voices, his interpretation of dreams and his persistence in that dream for the first time with hundreds of exquisite high-definition pictures combined with gorgeous and real words. The character of Wushu in the whole competition is shy, gentle, clever and low-key. In the interview, Wu Yi said that when he was with familiar friends, he was actually very outgoing. He likes music, football, magic, billiards and cartoon dragon balls. Under his shy appearance, he has great dreams. In this photo, he not only shows his always shy and low-key side, but also shows his cheerful and outgoing, full of dreams, hard work, firm and brave side, showing the readers the most authentic and lovely martial arts. The pure white teenager who studied art light years ago, the summer we passed together was as dazzling silver and gorgeous as a martial arts star. After a long 19 years, I can't understand the past, how to open the password of the past, and the triviality of the past and growth. Under the spotlight, the heartstrings that can't be touched, how to review the tears of this summer, those bits and pieces, he knows. Today's life, can not change to follow, how to adapt to the existence of the camera, those happy, smiling treatment. The dream of the future, the belief that I can't let go, how to persist, the courage, and the constant test. Shy teenagers, naive children, strong men, kind, brave and multifaceted, see what different martial arts can bring you. The growing laughter and tears recorded by the stone page by page, the powerful inner world we don't know, see how he changed from a shy teenager to a man who can face everything on the stage! There is no one else in Houzhang, all belong to him, only to our dearest child-martial arts. Do you want to know the past, present and future of Wushu? All the explanations are in this photo full of martial arts love. Feel with love and understand with heart.
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In the 20 10 era, it was said that clothing brands were happy.
Wushu endorsement (13 photo)
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K king song collection K king strives for hegemony-Liu
Singing repertoire
Someone is secretly crying for you.
Friend, don't cry.
Short time
After separation
Grey space
mother
Who do you love?
How can you bear to put it down?
Change yourself
The new one has no feeling.
Unforgettable injury
instant noodle
Song collection of fast men's competition
Singing tracks in Wushu Happy Boys Competition (20 songs)
Singing tracks in the competition
Too bad you didn't go to the audition.
Changsha division 50 into 35, but not you and Juhuatai.
Changsha division 35 into 25, the first game, if the clouds know, rainy days.
Someone is secretly crying for you in the second game of Changsha Division 35-25, and I still miss her.
China Top 300 Conference
Why do the top 300 companies in China get into 60 when they are together and separated?
Fast boy 6 1 strong quiz friends don't cry, we are helpless.
How can Cao Cao be spared in the first game of the national 6 1 30?
Entering the top 30 of China and the top 20 will make you feel painful and unpredictable.
It's a pity that you didn't score 20 points in the national finals (the first game)
20 points in the national finals 12 (the second game) If Yunyun knows, Mommy.
Fight for the same song before the national finals 12, at least you.
Don't cry, my friend, who will you think of when you are lonely?
Looking forward to your love and gray space in the national finals 10 into 8.
The national finals are 8-in-7 bloody love, 1000 years later.
Happy Sky Group 8090 kicks the pavilion and lifts it at night. Soymilk fritters and velvet flowers.
Seven into six in the national finals, I am a SOSO teenager.
Six into five boys in the national finals, you are my eyes.
In the national finals, 4 swords and 5 hits, like a dream, snail, baby.
4 in 3 powder, 999 roses, dear children in the national finals.
If the cloud knows, love is like a tide, red flags are fluttering, and meteors are flying in the national finals.
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20 10 year
June 13 Video "Everyday Upward" broadcast time: 20 10.06.25 night 65438+ 09.35 "Everyday Upward" (Hunan Satellite TV) recorded "One Call and One Answer" broadcast time: 20 10.07.6538. 00-day Happy Boys' National Summary Competition broadcast time: every Friday night at 22: 30 (Hunan Satellite TV), the special program "Go Forward" on July 3 1 recording and broadcasting time: 2010.08.29 at 20: 50 (Hunan Satellite TV) on September 14. +00.09 night 19:30 (Hunan Satellite TV)10/0/0 13 Recording "Action of Dramatic Wind" Broadcast time: 2010./kloc-0. 20: 50 pm (Hunan Satellite TV) 65438+ broadcast time: 2010.12.31night 19.30 (Hunan Satellite TV)
20 1 1 year
065438+1October 27th Hunan Satellite TV New Year's broadcast time: 201.27 night 19.30 (Hunan Satellite TV) February 17 Hunan Satellite TV Lantern Festival broadcast time: 201/. Recorded on 5438+0 and broadcast on Sunday: 20 1 1.03.20 pm 19.30 (Hunan Satellite TV). Recorded on March 18, broadcast on March 20 1 1.04. Room: (1): 2011.04.23 22:18 (Sichuan Satellite TV) (2): 201.05.2/kloc.
China Love Song Club (10) broadcast time: 201.05.04 night 19.30 (Hunan Satellite TV) recorded Beijing Tiansheng trump card on June 3rd. Broadcast time: 2011.06.17 at 2 1. 011.06.25 22:18 (Sichuan Satellite TV) (1): 2011.07.02 22:18 (Sichuan Satellite TV) Time: (1) 2011.07.16 at 22: 18 (Sichuan Satellite TV) (2) 2011.07.20. ) From June 27th to July 6th, China Love Song was recorded on location in Italy. Broadcast time: 20 165438+ 0.07.30 pm, 22: 18 (Sichuan Satellite TV), 20 165438+ 0.08.06 pm. : 2011.07.30pm19: 35 (Hunan Satellite TV) July 14 Recording "China Love Song Club", broadcast time: July 18 Recording "China Love Song Club", broadcast time:.
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20 10 year
In September, 1 1, the fast man took a photo of Changsha signing ceremony.
20 10(7 photos) September 16 "My Stage" was the first stop of the national tour. On September 19, Sister Xing's last guest performer attended the awards evening of September 2 1 Golden Eagle Art Festival. On September 22nd, the declaration of "Safe China Festival" and the signing of the reunion performance guests in Hefei on September 30th 10. Sina interview 10. 1June 14 Baidu interview1June 15 Beijing signing1June Zhengzhou signing 10/October 17 Chongqing signing/kloc-. On-site signing165438+1birthday concert of Beizhan on October 6th, 65438+1October 6th, 2 1 ticket rally in Wuxi, Jiangsu Province, 65438+opening ceremony of Chongqing Wushan Hongye Festival on February 3rd19: 30-2
20 1 1 year
065438+ 10 28th Chongqing Tongliang Dragon Lantern Cultural Tourism Festival Performance February 15 Shang Yan, Taizhou, Zhejiang.
20 1 1( 12 sheets) March 19 Tianjin first signing ceremony March 27 Wuxi singing and signing tickets April 16 Shenzhen art signing ceremony April 17 Huai 'an art signing ceremony April16. 38+04 TV interview shooting of runaway sweetheart May 15 Hosted the meeting of Shenyang Top 50 Fast Women May16-May 20 TV interview shooting of runaway sweetheart May 22 TV interview shooting of runaway sweetheart May 24-May 26 Shanghai dubbing. Music Festival May 28th-May 29th, Sail movie Shanghai dubbing Sail (martial arts dubbing "Thunder") June 7th, Summer Sweetheart Boot Conference June 1 1, Guangdong Zhaoqing Superstar Concert June 14, guest Jiangsu Traffic Radio July 20th, Summer Sweetheart, fans meeting in Beijing Sanlitun Sinking Square 7.
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1. I can sing martial arts, don't believe you. ("My Stage" MV shooting) 2. Being yourself is the best way to show off. 3. Very good ... The artist must be narcissistic. (Zero Distance) 4. I will practice my songs with the spirit of 120, overcome all kinds of difficulties on the stage and show my best side to everyone. Don't let those who are optimistic about me down, don't let those who support me down and don't let yourself down. ("Zero Distance" attached a letter from the martial arts to lunch for the second time) 5. Everyone should not deliberately satisfy everyone's preferences, but you who like me can accept my every change. Love in art light years. 6. Because of you, I feel the warmest love all the way; Because of you, I feel my existence. (Love in Art Light Years) 7. Very happy! Think about it carefully, there are really many people around me who protect me and love me; Love me, rely on me ... thank you ... so ... I want to be stronger! I'm going back to China soon. I miss you, I miss all of you ... This trip to Italy was great, but it taught me more ... I will continue to work hard and take my family with me in the future. When I do, it proves that I have grown up. 8. (China Aida Song Festival hosted by Wushu) ① "Guess who I am, I am a martial arts, who do you think I am?" (2) Cyndi Wang said martial arts cute, martial arts said she was sweet. (My brother has a sweet mouth and quick reaction ...) Brother Ma Song made the martial arts cry for 30 seconds ... He kept brewing, but he kept laughing ... Haha, there were tears behind him ... He said that the hardest thing was to laugh and cry, haha ... (Martial arts children's shoes, you raised the performance to a "level": laugh and cry! How entangled are you? (4) What is Brother Wen's TV series? My brother said "runaway sweetheart" and asked him what his role was. He said like a ghost. (Dai Zhu) How much is the album? He said 500 million. (Martial arts = 500 million ...) (5) Brother Ma Song invited martial arts and the mind to perform a kiss. As a result, all the rice girls shouted "Ma Song, Ma Song". Finally, our dear Ma Songge performed (haha, rice girls, not bad ...). Sun Xiaoxiao asked Ipoh during the audition: "What's your name?" Martial arts skills
"My name is Wushu." Mix: "Wow, what a special name. Why do you think of this name? " "I don't know, my father took it ..." Because Ipoh's name in Canada is Liu, the reporter said, "I'll give you a name and see how you react. Liu Yangfan! " "Oh, Liu" Ipoh was very calm. Reporter: "Are you familiar with this name?" Ipoh: "Familiar." Reporter: "Whose name is this?" "mine, the name I used in Canada." Reporter: "So your real name is martial arts?" "Well, from elementary school, er, no, from birth ..." "Unfortunately-not you." In June, Wu teased Xue Yibao and pretended to interrupt his voice. "Wu ~ Jun ~ Yu ~" Ipoh shouted, then ran to one side and made a phone call gesture: "Hello, everyone, is this a mental hospital? There is a madman here, drag him away ... "Shadow teacher:" I like your hair, it's cute. " Ipoh: "I think so too." "What kind of girls do you like?" Ipoh smiled helplessly and thought for a long time. Ipoh was tongue-tied shyly: "Be cute." When answering any questions: "So ... well, then ... then ..." "... but ... but ..." "I don't know, ... I also do martial arts magic.
I don't know what song to sing next, or privacy. Ipoh said, "I can't say that. This is a secret. " The first time I went to the star, backstage, the reporter asked, "What's the difference between this stage?" "A little cooler." Reporter: "Why can't you see that you are happy now?" "I am brewing emotions." Yi looks in the mirror before going to the stars. A girl next to me: "No need to take pictures, you are the most handsome!" " "Ai Bao lovely nodded. Wang Ye joked aside and said, "You really admit it! "I want to make a movie, because martial arts is too formal, so the director found a reporter to chat with him. Finally, the director decided to temporarily add a play and let the martial arts grab the mobile phone. As a result, Wu Yi was very cute and shy, and kept saying "Give me back my phone ~" and "This is my phone ~". As a result, the director couldn't stand it anymore and said, "grab it, if you can't grab it, fight!" "Martial arts has become firm, and the muscles are severely relaxed. As a result, the reporter ridiculed "I am afraid that others will rob you ..." The secret of the fast man's room was revealed: when the reporter came to the room where Tan Jiexi, the little prince with braces, and our Wu family lived, he just began to admire the mess in this room. Xiaoyi calmly said: "These are not mine, they are mine." Say that finish, he pointed to a small box under the chair and sneered. Reporter: "Ha ..." I did magic when I asked questions, and I was so nervous that I lost my cards when I shuffled the cards. Then I turned around. " Don't worry, I won't watch it ... "Because Ipoh is from Hong Kong, the reporter asked Ipoh to say a few words in Cantonese. Reporter: "Can you speak Cantonese? "Ipoh:" Yes. Because I grew up in Hong Kong when I was one to six years old, and then I will go back every summer vacation, so it will definitely be a bit. But I didn't say anything. Then the reporter had no choice but to let Ipoh sing a few Cantonese songs, which were super nice ... When the 8090 group stayed in the boys' dormitory, Ipoh said in his speech: "Everyone is an idol, so we should keep affinity indoors and don't swear." Say that finish calmly, Ipoh gave a burst of laughter, and then a burst of laughter ... When the military training of Fast Man expanded, Tan Jiexi climbed over the wall. Ipoh saw that he was skilled, so he asked, "Were you a thief before you joined Fast Man?" The most embarrassing thing in the top seven is martial arts: when I was in junior high school, I remember a little girl asked me for an autograph, but when K Wang was fighting for Liu,
Sometimes my handwriting is ugly and embarrassing. Tan Jiexi said aside: The most embarrassing thing for me is to listen to Wu Yi saying that he is the most embarrassing, and then I found that he is not embarrassed at all ... Tube: "Who is 8090?" (Know perfectly well past ask) "Xiaoyi:" I often play skits! "Wu Yi sternly told 8090:" Although we are good friends, you stay away from me in the villa because you are careful to gossip ~ ",which caused others to laugh ... Interview with the reporter's sister before the July 6th contest: What was your favorite cartoon as a child? When I was a child, I loved watching Conan, and then weakly imitated a sentence: The murderer is you (that momentum is not at all ...) Reporter sister: yours is too weak. Xiaoyi nodded to the reporter's sister: I will imitate Conan for you (and then say that there is always only one truth in Japanese! ) xiaoyi: oh ~ hmm ... reporter sister: no xiaoyi: lost ... reporter sister looks unhappy: I am not happy at all to win this ... reporter sister: but I think you are quite high on stage, right? Director Xiao whispered ... Sister reporter: ... For such a simple reason, in fact, I didn't play high ... Ipoh: I want to shoot tigers. Well Lee: Dude, it's impossible! Jessie: Act one! Ipoh: No, I'm kidding. I want to play a horse, because I am a horse. Meng Qiqi vs Yiqi
Moderator: Then you, call one. Ipoh: (secretly thinking: Don't embarrass me again ~ ~) But I can't act. Jessie: (I can't stand it) A little higher. It's hard for us to get high if you're not. Well Lee: Come on, okay ~~ Come on, don't cry, son. Ask Aauto Quicker to tell a cold joke. Ipoh asked: Why don't you say hello to rare steak and rare steak? A: Because they are not familiar! In the Woods, Xiaoyi is wearing red clothes and playing the guitar. He said, I look like Tan Jiexi in red with a guitar on his back! Clever Xiaoyi was interviewed by reporters and cooperated with the guests. Lovely Xiao Yi said with a microphone: The guests I cooperated with this time are very international. She can speak Thai, Korean, Chinese and Cantonese, which is very good. Anyway, that person is not Asa.
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