Super funny prank.

1, the first day of work, chatting with the new leader at noon and talking about family situation. Leader: Xiao Wang, your name is good. Who took it? Me: My mother took it. My family name is my mother. Leader: Oh, your mother's last name? That's still relatively few. What's your father's surname? Me: Also surnamed Wang. . . Leader:. . . . . . .

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2, idle, a buddy left a message to a lesbian: I will wait for you in the room! She replied: Don't be ridiculous. I replied: really, everyone says you are good at technology, and I want to try the truth. She replied: Where are you? I'll go back: Happy Landlord, Telecom Zone 1, Room 12, Table 22. She replied: get out.

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At one time, all dormitory members took their ID cards to the streets and found the patrol police. Shout when you are about 30 meters away from the police face to face? Run? Then the police saw us run away and chased us. I ran at a speed of 100 meters for 15 minutes, but I couldn't run any longer and was caught. The police asked us why we ran, and we said that the dormitory had 20 minutes to lock the door, and we couldn't go back without running.

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In Chinese class, a classmate fell asleep, and the classmate sitting next to him suddenly woke him up and whispered? Read the third paragraph of the text? . He immediately got up and read aloud.

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A couple came out of the canteen and took a bottle of drink. Listen to the woman in the back calling him:? Hey, what do you mean by another bottle? The man didn't look back and said, I don't know. So the woman threw the bottle cap on the ground. When I saw this, I thought I met two idiots. I quickly picked it up, blew it and looked at the sun. As a result, there are four big characters on it: thank you for tasting?

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6. On a business trip, as soon as I got on the bus, a newspaper seller came up. Say to me:? Do you want a newspaper, sir? I said angrily, I can't read? The newspaper seller said:? A map, sir. ? I said:? Don't understand! ? The newspaper seller whispered in my ear, do you want a white paper?

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7. While taking the bus, a beautiful young MM came up. After swiping the card, I only heard the card swiping machine:? Beep, cam. ? The whole car was stunned. Looking at the mm, she said disapprovingly. what are you reading? Haven't seen the children's grandmother in Tianshan Mountain! ? Suddenly, the whole car was in a mess. At this time, an uncle quickly got up and said, come, aunt, sit here! ?

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8. I spent the night in a bar, drank some wine, and fell asleep when I got home. My friend used him as an experiment. It turns out that ... if a person sleeps and puts his hand in a pot of hot water, he will? wet the bed

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