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Who can give me a little joke?
The teacher explained to the children that "milk" means "small". For example, "suckling pig" is a "little pig" and "squab" is a "little pigeon".
Teacher: Xiao Ming, please make a sentence with the word "milk".
Xiaoming: My family's economic conditions are not very good. I can only stand 40 square meters of breasts.
Teacher: (I'm dizzy) ... this won't work. Change it.
Xiaoming: I jump over a cleavage in front of my house every day when I go to school.
Teacher: ... no, change to another one.
Xiaoming: I want to explode my nipples.
The teacher really fainted. . . . . .
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