Automobile classic funny quotations

Complete works of classic funny quotations about cars

In our daily study, work or life, we are all familiar with quotations. Quotations are new words with philosophical and special significance, which are produced by famous sayings of famous people, comments of netizens and social events. Then the question is coming. What is it? What are the classic quotations? The following are the classic funny quotations about cars that I compiled for you. Welcome to reading. I hope you will like them.

1, if there is a car: it looks like a Mercedes in front and a BMW in the back; This must be auspicious.

2. If there is a car: the appearance has not changed, but the name has been changing; This must be Santana.

3, if there is a car: sedan and hatchback sell for one price; This must be Poirot.

4. If there is a car: small displacement is more expensive than large displacement; This must be Paliod.

5, if you have a car: call a car but the price is similar to that of a motorcycle; This must be Jiangnan alto.

6, if there is a car: its ass looks like it has been injured; This must be the Sail sedan.

7. If there is a car: its nose looks like it has been injured; This must be a car crossing.

8. If there is a car: it looks like a Ferrari but the price is only a few hundred thousand; This must be the beauty leopard.

9. If there is a car: the sign outside it is completely different from the sign inside; This must be Excelle.

10, if there is a car: its price is amazing but it can only take one person; This must be the F 1 racing car.

1 1. If there is a car, its position in the eyes of ordinary people is completely different from before and now; This must be a red flag.

12, if you have a car: it used to be a symbol of power, but now it is gone. This must be Shanghai.

13, if there are two cars: they look similar but have different names; This must be QQ and SPARK.

14. If a car sells 250,000 RMB abroad and 520,000 RMB at home, it must be Mitsubishi.

15, if you have a car: most afraid of car accidents, this must be the Accord;

16, if there is a car called international synchronization, but the domestic configuration is always not good, it must be VIOS;

17, if there is a car: I must have seen it abroad, but it was designed by a domestic engineer, it must be Chery.

18, if you have a car: I always like to add a shell behind the pickup, it must be a Chinese SUV.

19, if there is a car: foreign countries have long been eliminated, but there are always new models in China, and it must be Jetta.

20. If there is a car: the price is skyrocketing and it sells well, it must be Audi A6.

2 1, if there is a car: the fuel consumption per 100 kilometers is equal to 0, it must be a bicycle.

22. If there is a car with excellent off-road performance and low price, it must be a tractor.

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