Whoever tells the best jokes will get points. Ha ha!

Answer: the reality is super funny joke: 1, the joke of the twelve constellations: 1, Aries mother often says to the sheep: "You can't swing in a skirt; Or the little boy will see the underwear inside! 2. Mom took Jiejie's little hand and said, "It's raining, run!" Jie Jie asked slowly, "it won't rain in front! ? "3. A farmer drove an ox cart into the city and was stopped by the police on the grounds that he didn't have a license plate. The farmer angrily found a board, wrote a card and hung it. The police fainted on the spot, only to see the card read: Niu B74 1 10! It is said that on a dark night, on the longest and scariest road, a taxi driver drove there and a woman waved at the roadside. It was quiet all the way until the woman spoke. She said to the driver, "apples are delicious for you ..." The driver felt great and took a bite. The woman asked, "Is it delicious?" The driver said, "delicious! The woman replied, "I remember I liked apples before I died." ... "Wow ...&; * $ # @ @ ... When the driver heard this, he was scared into an ambulance, and his face turned white ... Only the woman slowly turned her head to the front and said to the driver, "But I don't like eating after giving birth! A doctor in a mental hospital asked the patient, What would you do if I cut off one of your ears? The patient replied, then I can't hear you. The doctor listened: mm-hmm, it's normal. The doctor asked again, what will happen to you if I cut off your other ear again? The patient replied, then I won't watch it. The doctor is getting nervous. How could he not see it? The patient replied: because the glasses will fall off. 6. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, cucumber and watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit. 7. Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke? Boy a: no teacher: no? Well, French fries, please. A naturally held out two fingers and took them ... Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ... [Scene 2] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy b: no teacher: no? Well, French fries, please. B took the French fries carefully with her palm, because she heard that Teacher A: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup? B accidentally dipped too much, and immediately played it with your fingers ... Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skilled. Call your parents ... [Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy c: no teacher: no, ok, French fries. Because of the first two examples, C carefully finished the French fries with sweat. Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates? C picked up the French fries and put them in his ear ... Teacher: No? Call your parents ... [Scene 4] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy d: no. Teacher: Good. Have a French fries. Eating French fries in fear. Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates? D carefully put the chips in his upper pocket again. The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming! D quickly took the chips out of his pocket, threw them on the ground, and stepped on them with his feet ... Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ... [Scene 5] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy E: No, Teacher: Fine. Have a French fries. E just took French fries, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to eat? E quickly handed me the French fries with both hands, and then took out the lighter ... Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ... [Scene 6] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy f: no. Teacher: Good. Have a French fries. I ate it in fear. Teacher: Suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming! F sweaty palms, but still calmly bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster! Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth. F takes out the French fries: No, they are still there. The fire hasn't been lit yet ... [Scene 7] Teacher: Do you smoke or not? Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again. Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries. G naturally took the French fries and ate them clean. Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like? (proudly): Greater China ... [Scene 8] Teacher: Have a French fries. Boy n: Thanks, I won't.