Specially satirical classic sentences 2022 (40 sentences)

Specially ironic classic sentences 2022 (Part 1)

1. You are not a VIP, not even an IP, you are just a P.

2. Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

3. Being handsome is useless. After spending money, can I use that face to swipe my card?

4. The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.

5. Women are the most hypocritical animals in the world. They keep saying "money is not important", but in fact the most important thing is that the man she is looking for must have money!

6. Cow dung is cow dung. No matter how fragrant you are, flowers will generally not be placed on your body because it would be degrading to your beauty.

7. Make a decision with a pat on your head, make a promise with a pat on your chest, and leave with a pat on your butt.

8. Just wait, when the tide recedes, when you see the entire continent exposed from the sea, you will realize how many corpses and bones are exposed to the broad daylight.

9. God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.

10. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

11. The farthest distance in the world is not the end of the world, or the separation between life and death, but the fact that I was born in the motherland, but I don’t know what is happening in the motherland.

12. Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie are used in the same way.

13. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you a little moonlight and you will be romantic, light a lamp and you will be dazzling, give you a candlelight and you will be flooded.

14. When people do something good, they always want the gods and ghosts to know about it, and when they do something bad, they always think the gods and ghosts don’t know about it. It’s too difficult for us to make things difficult for the gods and ghosts.

15. When there is a legend in the world, it would be a shame for the audience to be dissatisfied with the city's ups and downs.

16. If you see a shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you.

17. The world is full of flowers, people have hearts, and men deceive people; they change their hearts when they achieve their goals, pitying the hearts of girls in the world; they break their hearts for men, and men are all flowers;

18 .The dream is full, but the reality is very skinny.

19. The scourge that damages the reputation of our Asian compatriots, and the descendants of our ancestors who are humiliated by it.

20. I don’t know why you smile all day long, it’s like your rag shoes are bursting with thread. Especially satirical classic sentences 2022 (Part 2)

21. He who thinks what he says is a gentleman, but what he says is wrong is a villain; everyone knows how to guard against villains, but they can only praise Yao and Shun in words, and agree with Jie and Zhou in their hearts. , People who swear by the mountains and seas but have traps in their hearts are the most unpredictable. This kind of duplicitous hypocrite will do the right thing for you.

22. A camel gives birth to a donkey, a strange breed. You have to study the Three Cardinal Principles and Five Constant Principles when you were a child, and behave accordingly.

23. Are nymphos guilty? Don't worry, even if you are guilty, I will not sin against you, it will only make you feel sick to your stomach.

24. What I want most is to be one of your teeth, because at least you will feel pain without me.

25. I can tell at a glance that you were born from your mother and aliens who had been together for too long.

26. He is always calm before encountering temptation; he is always unyielding before being tortured!

27. The light is glowing! Thank you! I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don’t care about the rest!

28. I thought you were just playing with the number in the middle, but I didn’t expect you were playing with a combination of two numbers.

29. Hey sisters, if you stand a little further to the side, you will block my mobile phone signal.

30. You even believe the advertisements, you will be stupid by reading!

31. Marriage is the tomb of love—if there is no house, you can’t even enter the tomb!

32. To be unfaithful, one must be unfilial in dealing with relatives; one must not be trustworthy when making friends, and one must be unethical in treating subordinates. Such people are the villains among villains!

33. The plug is inserted into the hole, and the socket is inserted into the hole!

34. Life always likes to throw me as a tug-of-war rope between angels and devils. In order to retaliate against them, I decided to make a straw rope, break it, and then they all roll aside.

35. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

36. Snoring loudly when going to bed, often wearing underwear inside out.

37. I am not a fortune teller, and I can’t tell you what you like to hear.

38. Every time I see you eating pork, I feel very emotional. Originally from the same roots. Why is it too urgent to fry each other?

39. I don’t want to hit you anymore. I can tell you are a mule as soon as I look at you, a piece of shit.

40. I would rather understand you fighting to the death under a gangster, than suffer you to be in a state of ecstasy under a man! Classic sarcastic sentences about people trying to be clever 2022 (Collection of 40 sentences)

Classic sarcastic sentences about people trying to be clever 2022 Part 1

1. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

2. Please don’t insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

3. Life becomes lonely; dreams become cup; games become all-nighters; nude photos and selfies become; food fear becomes; certificates are fake; women become men; boys become effeminate; life becomes virtual; marriage becomes flashy .

4. Hey, this dog can talk, what a miracle!

5. No matter what kind of sharp words I use, I can't express the indignation I feel towards you at this moment.

6. You think you are Halley’s Comet, and 6 billion people on the earth must look up to it!

7. If you are destined not to give me the response I expect. Then stick to a safe distance.

8. What I want most is to be one of your teeth, because at least you will feel pain without me.

9. When there is something to do, there is no beauty; when there is nothing to do, summer welcomes spring.

10. On the road of love, I always stop and go. My mother said that my legs and feet are not good.

11. Adults hope that beautiful flowers of wisdom will bloom in their children’s heads, but they hope that the heads of other people’s children will be just a pile of weeds.

12. There is nothing special about you, you just have a strong face...

13. No matter how good you are, you are still a fat man! Do you think you will turn into a pig if you eat every day?

14. If I lose this life, I don’t want the next life either.

15. The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too harsh to those closest to them. If you change this bad habit, the world will be peaceful.

16. You don’t listen when I say it, you don’t do it when I hear it, you do it when you do it, you don’t accept it when it’s wrong, and you still say it after being convinced, then why should I continue to speak? !

17. The hair is gone and the dandruff is even better!

18. There are too many liars and not enough fools.

19. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all his students.

20. Real good friends do not mean that they have endless topics to talk about when they are together, but that they do not feel embarrassed even if they are not talking. Classic sarcastic sentences about people being clever, Part 2 of 2022

21. You should be a little self-aware, so why don’t you say anything? Your intelligence is exposed as soon as you speak.

22. Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

23. The villain is shameless and values ??profit over death. If you are not afraid of people's execution, you will not care about material discussions.

24. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

25. The farthest distance in the world is not the end of the world, or the separation between life and death, but the fact that I was born in my motherland, but I don’t know what is happening in my motherland.

26. Children treat toys as companions, and adults treat companions as toys.

27. You are such a bitch, how dare you come out to meet people? If good people don't do it, they have to act like dogs.

28. Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie are used in the same way.

29. Are you trying to block out the sun with such a big face or something?

30. I lowered my head and remained silent, not because I was humble, but because I was looking for bricks.

31. If a professor is not afraid of death, he is very terrible. But if a professor is afraid of this and that, and says nothing, this society will be even more terrifying.

32. Don’t pretend to me that you have a wonderful life and a happy life, and don’t wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications?

33. Don’t always call me a beast. Get to know me better and you will know that I am not as good as a beast.

34. Oh my god! This world is so crazy that even mice are being mistresses for cats!

35. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

36. After the housing reform, we cannot afford to live in a house. After the medical reform, we cannot afford to see a doctor. After the education reform, we cannot afford to go to school.

37. Nowadays, split personality is a trend, and that dog has a bit of a split personality.

38. A person’s death is a cup of tea.

39. You are the wind and you are the sand, lingering around the end of the world! I bet your IQ has been blown away by the wind, leaving only a head of sand!

40. Marriage is the tomb of love—if there is no house, you can’t even enter the tomb! Sentences that satirize people's hypocrisy and selfishness in 2022

Sentences that satirize people's hypocrisy and selfishness in 2022 (Part 1)

1. Your face is majestic and towering, majestic in the world.

2. Hey sisters, if you stand a little further to the side, you will block my mobile phone signal.

3. A person’s death is a cup of tea.

4. The reason for constipation is that the earth’s gravity is too small.

5. Please don’t insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

6. God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.

7. Don’t think that just because you are younger than me, you can dance around for a few more days. The coffin contains dead people, not old people!

8. Snoring loudly when going to bed, often wearing underwear inside out.

9. Don’t talk to me, because I don’t understand. In the eyes of others, it is very stupid for me and a pig to quarrel.

10. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

11. Real good friends do not mean that they have endless topics to talk about when they are together, but they do not feel embarrassed even if they are not talking.

12. God will regret not adding a wagging dog's tail to people, thus reducing the effect of countless expressions.

13. You said that besides being idle all day long, you would also do some crazy things.

14. I have always believed that as long as something is put at the hearing, the matter is basically settled - this is an issue that cannot be discussed.

15. No matter how good you are, you are still a fat man! Do you think you will turn into a pig if you eat every day?

16. When the weather clears up and the rain stops, you feel like you can do it again.

17. How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

18. There is nothing special about you, you just have a strong face...

19. Men have eight fears: first, they are afraid that their lover will get pregnant, second, they are afraid that their wife will fight for their life, and third, they are afraid that their lady will have sex. The fourth fear of illness is the public's reaction, the fifth fear is that his lover will be cheated, the sixth fear is that mahjong will be set off, the seventh fear is that the stolen money will be stolen, and the eighth fear is that it will become invalid.

20. You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode.

Sentences that satirize people's hypocrisy and selfishness 2022 (Part 2)

21. There are too many liars, and there are obviously not enough fools.

22. Do excellent work that is neither busy nor idle, and live a wonderful life that is neither salty nor dull.

23. Love is not everything in life. When you are older, you should know that it is just a part of life. Children love each other every day. Even women will despise a man who is trapped by love.

24. If you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a gangster!

25. Which school did you graduate from? All your annoying degrees have gone up to postdoctoral level! !

26. I always don’t understand a question, why do some people think you are a man?

27. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as having been in love.

28. Other people’s money is my personal belongings.

29. You have the largest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren’t you tired of holding so many pens?

30. Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

31. Looking at your teeth, do you and dogs have the same ancestor?

32. Look, look at your face, it’s called a shoehorn face, it’s an authentic pig kidney face!

33. The light is glowing! Thank you! I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don’t care about the rest!

34. I can tell at a glance that you were born from your mother and aliens who had been together for too long.

35. The death of one person is a failure, but the death of millions of people is just a statistic.

36. You are willing to use it as toilet paper for others, but they still think that the soft paper stains your fingers, and the hard paper scratches your buttocks.

37. Your appearance is very refreshing.

38. What I want most is to be one of your teeth, because at least you will feel pain without me.

39. Asking what money is in this world will directly teach you whether life and death are mutually beneficial!

40. African animals are on the grasslands; European and American animals are in zoos; Chinese animals are on the dining table.

Classic sentences that satirize people_Sentences that satirize people

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If a person has no shame, everything can be done

If a person has no shame , it is better to die early

If a person has no shame, it is difficult to be cured by the king's law

If a person has no shame, it cannot be cured; if a dog has no shame, he will be beaten to death with a stick

Conscience is well fed

The human heart is dissatisfied

The human heart is dissatisfied and its throat is deep

The human heart is dissatisfied, so long as it looks like Shu

The human heart is dissatisfied and a snake swallows it Xiang, the heart is high and wealth is far away, and the foolishness is beyond self-esteem

The heart of the human heart is like the belly of the cow

The heart of the heart is higher than the sky, and when you become the emperor, you want to be a god

People want Pretty, so cold that I squealed

People’s mouths have two layers of skin, but they are all rational anyway

People’s mouths are three-pointed (referring to the fact that some people speak extravagantly and cannot be trusted)

Throw away the watermelon and pick up the sesame seeds

As lazy as a stupid cow, as cunning as a fox (Mongolian proverb)

The soft one bullies, the hard one is afraid

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The soft ones bully, the hard ones are afraid, kneel down when you see a tiger

Pee yourself and take a photo

Three generations of pigs who don’t study and close the house

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Three loads of cow dung, six dustpans (箮箕: dustpan)

Three points do not look like humans, seven points look like ghosts

Three sticks can’t hit one Fart

Three awls can’t bleed

Broom star (a metaphor for a prodigal)

Monks are not monks, vulgarity is not vulgar, men are not men, women are not women< /p>

Kill a chicken and ask a hundred times

Kill a cow and cook a soup pot (a metaphor for not doing your job properly)

Kill without blood/Kill without a knife

Sieve through the gong (Referring to telling sarcastic words)

The mules in Shandong imitate the braying of horses

The wild pigs imitate eating grains, and the monkeys imitate how to shoot cannons

Fanning the evil wind and lighting ghost fires

Fanning the fire of yin and yang

The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked

Less seen, more strange

The snake does not say that it is crooked, but that the road is not straight. Straight

Only hit the stick after the snake has passed.

Only take the stick after the snake has passed. Don't bolt the door until the thief has passed.

I forget to shrink my hand when I have more money behind me. I have no way to think about it. Turn back (referring to people's greed)

Riding on two horses and riding on two boats

The sound is loud but the raindrops are small

If you are bitten by lice, you will be injured. (Referring to making a fuss out of a molehill)

The lion has a big mouth (describing a person who is very greedy)

The ten fingers are not open (a metaphor for not being able to do things)

Want to squeeze out of the stone Oil, trying to make money in the Qingshui River (a metaphor for trying every possible means to squeeze wealth)

People in the world want money rather than life

Hindsight

It is a mule or a horse, pull it out for a walk To walk/to pull a mule or a horse out for a walk (generally occurs in a conversation, the speaker has already presupposed that the other party is not capable)

Stretching the hand too long

Guarding the camel Don't brag

A skinny camel still has a thousand pounds of meat

A nerd loses all his money in business

No ivory comes out of a rat's mouth

The forest is huge There are all kinds of birds

A two-headed snake, biting the water with both sides to get through the wet ground (a metaphor for profiting from something or being perfunctory)

Speaking better than singing It sounds nice

Talking about wind is like rain

Talking in half-hearted ways, doing half-hearted things

Talking without fear of laughing your teeth out

Si Place a willow tree in front of Bodhisattva Simen (Simen Bodhisattva: Kitchen God)

Burn incense in front of Bodhisattva Simen

Even if you are about to die, you still don’t know the smell of shit

Die until the tip of your eyebrows Go up, don’t know how to die

A dead cat scares a living mouse

A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water

If you don’t understand four or six, it’s nonsense

If the four limbs are not diligent, the five grains will not be separated

Limbs

Developed, simple-minded

Instigating a widow to sell rice fields

Instigating a fool to fight a tiger

Instigating a fool to twist fire wire/Instigating a blind man to twist fire wire (square)

Walking on the carpet (refers to the bride walking slowly from the red carpet on the ground to the altar after getting off the sedan chair. It is a metaphor for walking very slowly)

The police in the Pacific are in charge Kuan

Be greedy and buy an old cow

Be greedy and lose the head of a sheep

Be greedy and bite off more than you can chew

Corrupt officials have no regard for the people Being poor, the King of Hell does not mind that a ghost is thin

If you are greedy for a bucket of rice, you will lose half a year's food / If you are greedy for a grain of millet, you will lose half a year's food

Greedy and dissatisfied

Mantis If you block a cart with your arms, you don’t know how to measure yourself

If a mantis blocks a cart with his arms, there will be no help (ji: beneficial to things)

Lift a thousand catties, put down four liang

Lift four Two, put down the heavy weight

Worry about the ancients

The crows in the world are as black as the crows/The crows in the world are as black as the old birds (鸹: crows)

The crows in the world are as black as any cat. Don't eat fishy food

Iron cock (metaphor for stinginess)

Iron cock, never plucking a hair

Iron threshold, paper crotch (a metaphor for the strict family rules of a big family in the old days, but in reality, men and women Doing things that are against moral customs)

Can’t hear oil and salt/Can’t eat oil and salt

If you hear the wind, it’s rain

I heard that chickens are easy to sell, so I grind them all night Get the tip of the duck's beak (the way profiteers do things)

Turn on the tung oil lamp to light it up (sarcasm for those who are inactive)

The copper kettle does not leak or drip

Stealing the chicken but not catching it will eat up a handful of rice/Stealing the chicken but not catching it will eat up a handful of rice

There are sores on the top of the head, pus leaks from the soles of the feet, the top is really bad

The hair and beard are scratched

< p> Long hair, short knowledge

Simple mind, well-developed limbs

Bald people look for flowers to wear, ugly people often make mischief

A rabbit's tail cannot grow

Rabbit ears listen north and south (a metaphor for a person who does not know right from wrong)

Pushing someone to death to cross the line (a metaphor for refusing to take responsibility)

After pushing the mill, kill the donkey and eat it

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It is difficult to make a fortune if you are lazy and resigned

If you commit suicide by swallowing money, you will lose both your life and wealth

Take off your pants and shit and show it to others

Poaching (a metaphor for using means to cause the downfall of a person or a group or to prevent things from going smoothly)

Poaching to mend a sore

Frogs say they are thick, snakes say they are long

< p> Wearing the hat crookedly, pretending to be a good guy

Wearing the hat crookedly and arranging flowers (sarcastic about the ugly appearance after drunkenness)

Crooked pot boy, dressed in stove kid (referring to people who cling to others casually) to others)

A monk with a crooked mouth chants sutras (a metaphor for deliberately distorting the original meaning)

A monk with a crooked mouth blows a trumpet

Outside there are sheep, but at home he is as fierce as a wolf

< p> Wrapped in sheepskin, hiding the heart of a wolf

Catching rabbits outside, missing deer in the house (meaning to focus on one thing and lose another)

Grandma Wang’s foot-binding cloth is long and smelly

Wang Po sells melons and brags about herself

Forgetting how many bowls of rice she has eaten

Killing cattle for meat

With her tail raised to the sky

Before you learn to crawl, you must first learn to walk

Wen cannot stabilize a country, but force cannot rule it

Wen cannot test characters, and force cannot break rice (test characters: split the radicals of Chinese characters) Open or merge, used to bring bad luck.

It is also called splitting. Beating rice: farming.

Refers to the incompetence of an official)

If you are not civilized, you will not be strong.

Mosquitoes cannot see blood, and cats cannot smell fishy food (a metaphor for greedy people who cannot withstand temptation)

Rebellious in the nest

The lying rabbit does not catch the running rabbit

The turtle eats barley and wastes food

The turtle and the bastard are all the same

The tortoise laughs and the turtle crawls

If you don’t have money, your talk smells bad, but if you have money, your fart smells (sarcasm of some people who flatter the rich)

People who have no ambitions often make up their minds

Laugh at fifty steps and laugh at a hundred steps

Wash your feet with water in the footbath, one after another (a metaphor for a man marrying a woman, one after another)

Happy to be covered with chicken A cage, beautiful on the outside but dirty on the inside

A blind cat meets a dead mouse/A blind cat meets a dead mouse

A blind man boxing, the same old routine

A blind man lights a lamp in vain

A blind man’s eyes will open when he sees money

He writes a thousand words and digresses thousands of miles

If you don’t burn incense when you are free, you will rush to hold the Buddha’s feet in a hurry

Eating radish is salty and light. Worry

County magistrates, listen to money (describe officials who are corrupt and bend the law)

Want to eat mutton for fear of being embarrassed

It is difficult for the lady to leave the embroidery room

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A small cage cannot hold a big bird

A small temple cannot hold a big Bodhisattva

A small man cannot be successful if he succeeds

A small puddle cannot support him Living in a big dragon

A small witch sees a big witch

Heartbroken

The scholar rebellion failed for three years (referring to the intellectuals who were dissatisfied with the status quo and resisted, but Also weak and timid, wavering and unable to achieve great things)

Embroidered pillow (a metaphor for a person who only has an appearance but no real talent)

Embroidered pillow is a bag of straw

Looking for things to do (referring to people who are diligent or nosy)

Pressing the bed (referring to a woman who is incompetent or eating too much at night)

The duck is dead, but its mouth is still the same Hard/The duck is cooked, but the mouth is still hard

A pipe blowing fire, knowing nothing

A giant of speech, a dwarf of action

The king of hell treats a guest, a guest Those who pick up guests are all ghosts

There is no one in the eyes / there is no one in the eyeballs (sarcastic about people's arrogance)

The eyes are on the forehead / the eyes are on the top of the head (referring to Some people only see rich and powerful people and look down on ordinary people)

Eyes like mice, hearts like tigers

Raising a cat does not take away mice, but only eats chickens (take: catch)

The official control on Yaoling is wide (Yoling: name of village)

The pots on Yaoling are clustered together, and they appear every year [Yoling: name of village. Tuantuanwo: (square) round. Metaphor of no progress or improvement]

Want to eat sheep brains, regardless of the sheep's life

Be lazy for three years to support the pot (metaphor of laziness becoming a habit, doing nothing)

A pheasant cares about its head but not its tail

A belly full of grass (a metaphor for a person's words and deeds that are very messy, or a person who has many bad ideas)

A belly full of horse tripping tendons [horse Knunjin: (square) grass]

A belly full of bad water

Can’t bear a penny of loss (square)

A monk carries water to eat, two A monk carries water to eat, and three monks have water to eat

One cow's head faces east, and one horse faces west

Eat in one breath and become a fat man (a metaphor for people who are eager for success)

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Not pulling out a dime, a penny is like life, stretching out one's feet, everything is clean (not pulling out a dime: describes a person who is extremely stingy.

Stretching both legs: refers to death)

One year of soil, two years of foreign life, three years of not recognizing father and mother

One spade makes a well [(square) refers to eagerness for success] < /p>

A body with light bones, no weight.

Think about yourself first (referring to people’s selfishness)

Hit the south wall with one’s head (describe people’s selfishness) Stubborn and willful, not knowing how to adapt to changes)

Asking three questions and not knowing

A whole nest of monkeys all have the surname Sun

A leaf blinds the eye and cannot see Mount Tai (a metaphor for people's short-sightedness)

< p> One leaf covers your eyes and you cannot see Mount Tai; two beans plug your ears and you cannot hear the thunder

Use the heart of a villain to judge the belly of a gentleman

One set of yin and one set of yang

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The Yinli ghost pulls the vertical thread and has something to do after eating. Combing the threads of the thread)

Win the cat and lose the cow

Rolling eggs in the oil tank, each one is slipperier than the other (Zhejiang proverb)

Oil shoe leather (metaphor) Thick-skinned)

Having eight hundred and wishing for a thousand, becoming an emperor and wishing for gods

If you have breasts, you are a mother

If a mother is born, there is no master to teach/ Those who are raised by their mothers are taught by their mothers (sarcastic about the lack of education)

Those who have eyes cannot recognize Jingshan jade (Jing: refers to the ancient Chu state. Jingshan jade: Jade found by jade craftsmen in Jingshan. Over the years, it has been mistakenly (It is said that one has eyes but does not recognize gold and jade)

I also want to be a bitch, and I also want to erect a chastity memorial.

I also want the horse to run fast, and I also want the horse not to eat grass.

It is necessary to be good, it is clever, and it is necessary for the cow not to eat grass.

It is also necessary for the horse to be good, but it is also necessary for the horse not to eat grass.

And it is necessary. The hen lays eggs but doesn't give it rice

A lumpy head (describing a person's stubborn mind)

Yubo is still a king's skin (meaning only on the surface) even if he goes to four o'clock Making a fuss about it, there is no essential change)

When you meet a sheep, you are a hero, when you meet a hero, you are a sheep

Round hand (a metaphor for not knowing how to do anything)

< p> If you don’t know how to welcome guests at home, you will know your master only when you go out

At home you are like a bear, but outside you are like a dragon

At home you are like a tiger, but when you go out you are like a mouse

< p> In front of the sheep, you are a hero, in front of the hero, you are a sheep (Mongolian proverb)

If you had known this, why bother in the beginning

Occupy the latrine and not shit

My waist does not hurt when I stand and talk (referring to just talking but not doing, I don’t know where the difficulty lies)

A bad move in a long test (test: thinking; bad move: losing a move)

Follow the script and follow the instructions Painting a gourd

This mountain looks high to that mountain

This mountain looks high to that mountain, but when you reach that mountain there is no firewood

If you try to give him a kick, it will turn out to be Lost a cubit of sheep

Telling lies with your eyes open

Shake half of the bottle without shaking

Only the cabbage must be eaten [軻子: a certain vegetable Long stem. Chinese cabbage sprouts are called cabbage sprouts.

Metaphor can only stand up to praise but not criticism]

Only the tail of the cow is seen, but not the body of the cow

Only the trees are seen, but not the forest

As long as you are pretty, Jumping with cold

Only focusing on clothes but not people

A paper-tied tiger can see through

Referring to mountains to sell mills, borrowing water to sail boats (metaphor of lying and deception) )

Zhu Bajie beat him up

If you can’t catch the tiger, you’ll take it out on the cat

If you can’t catch the mouse, you’ll take it out on the cat

Zi is The wolf in the mountain becomes more aggressive when he succeeds

He pulls the stone from his own hands

He falls down and complains about the high threshold

He digs his own pit and buries it himself

A prodigal daughter-in-law and a prodigal mother

She has a two-faced mouth, but her words are not high or low

She chants Buddhist scriptures in her mouth, but she is a thief in her hands

She chants Amitabha in her mouth , the heart is like a viper's nest

The mouth is filled with the soup of Yao, Shun and Yu, men steal and women are prostitutes

The mouth is tough and the bones are soft (describing a person who is tough on the lips, but actually very weak in the heart)

Sitting on shit and not knowing the smell of shit

Being an emperor and wanting to become an immortal

Being a monk hits the clock in the sky/Being a monk for one day hits the clock (a metaphor for occupying a position and not working hard)

If you can’t make salt, you can’t make vinegar sour (a metaphor that nothing works)