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Who has the story of five dollars?

I found five dollars on the side of the road and gave it to the police uncle. The police uncle took the money and nodded to me. I said happily, "Goodbye, Uncle!" "(* _ _ *) ... just kidding,,, In fact, when I was in primary school, I picked up five dollars and gave it to my teacher happily, and the teacher directly confiscated it ~ ~ (> _ <; ) ~ ~ ~ ~ If you give it to the security guard, let me take it myself and spend o _ _ o "...

Also, if you write a composition with five dollars as a clue, that's how I conceive the story. Five dollars interspersed with the full text.

One dark night a month (ahem ... digression), because I couldn't catch the last bus, I only had the change for the bus in my pocket, and I wanted to take a tricycle or a taxi (preferably a tricycle, because the taxi was too expensive, and 5 yuan was not enough) and had no money, because you were the only one at home, and my parents didn't leave you any money when they went out, so I had to wait. When it's dark, you stomp your feet in a hurry. ) The story is made up, how to move, how to make people cry, and finally you can't sleep when you get home for a long time. Later, you passed this love on. Once, you saw a man just like you before, and you helped him with 5 yuan. ! ! (The Story of Good Dog Blood: -D)