General Lian Po is old and good at eating, but he sits with me. What do you mean he lost the third word (a fake word is shit)?

General Lian is old and has a good appetite, but when he sits with me, he poops three times in a short time.

From Historical Records by Sima Qian in the Western Han Dynasty, Volume 81 Biography of Lian Po and Lin Xiangru.

Excerpt from the original:

When Zhao Shi saw that Lian Po and Lian Po were fighting for ten catties of rice, they put on armor and mounted their horses to show that they were ok. Ambassador Zhao reported back to the king: "Even the general is old and has a good diet, but he has lost three points sitting with the minister." Wang Zhao thought he was old, so he didn't call.

Translation:

After Zhao's envoy saw Lian Po, Lian Po ate a bucket of rice and ten catties of meat in front of him, and then put on real armor and got on the horse, indicating that he could still be appointed. Zhao's emissary went back and reported to the king of Zhao: "Although General Lian is old and has a good appetite, he took a shit three times when he sat with me." The prince of Zhao thought Lian Po was old, so he stopped calling him back.

Extended data

The Biography of Lian Po and Lin Xiangru is a joint biography, mainly composed of Lian Po and Lin Xiangru, which describes the main deeds of Zhao She and his son and Li Mu. Idioms such as priceless, the perfect return to Zhao, the meeting of Mianchi, the friendship of cloth and clothes, the humble apology, the friendship of neck and neck, the anger rushing to the crown, and the slight defects of white jade all come from this article.

Lian Po, Lin Xiangru, Zhao She, Li Mu, Zhao Huiwen and other characters with different personalities are vividly portrayed. They are honest or reckless or witty, vivid and impressive.

Historical Records is divided into five parts: biography, table, book, family and biography. Among them, biography and biography are the main body. It takes emperors and other political center figures in history as the main line of compiling history books, and the division of labor among various styles is clear. Among them, "Biography", "Biography" and "Biography" account for most of the book's length, and all of them record history with writing characters as the center. As a result, Sima Qian created a new style of history books-"Biography".

Ji is the outline of the whole book, which records the words and deeds of emperors according to the time of year and month. Five of them recorded the history of pre-Qin, followed by the five emperors of Xia, Yin, Zhou and Qin. There are seven articles recording the history of Qin and Han Dynasties, followed by Qin Shihuang, Chu Xiangyu, Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang, Gao Zhi, Han Heng, Han Jingdi Liu Qi and Emperor Wudi.

Table lists lineages, people and historical events in tables.

The Book describes the development of the system, involving the system of rites and music, astronomical military law, social economy, river geography and other aspects.

The "aristocratic family" describes the historical relics of the vassal's seal of the country and the deeds of particularly important people.

Biography is the life stories of other representatives except emperors and generals and the biographies of ethnic minorities.

130 There are obviously several chapters in Historical Records that were not written by Sima Qian. Historical Records was written by Chu Sun Shao, a doctor in the Han Dynasty, when he became emperor, and Mr. Chu Yue in Historical Records was his supplement.

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