Recommend some jokes! Anything will do! ) As long as it is funny!

Forget when you are sick, when you walk, and when you lie down. When his wife got sick, she said, "I heard that Ai Zi is funny and learned. Can you cure the disease and learn from him?" The man said, "Good." So he rode with a bow and arrow. If you don't give up, you will be forced to dismount. The arrow is stuck in the soil and the horse is tied to the tree. When he finished, he looked around and saw his arrow. He was surprised and said, "Danger! Where does the flow vector Xi come from? Almost hit me! " He looked around his horse and said happily, "Although I was shocked, I got a horse." He led the chariot to rotate, and suddenly he practiced dung himself, stamping his feet and saying, "It's a pity to practice dog dung and pollute my shoes!" " Pull the horse back to the road. After a while, he came home and wandered outside the door and said, "where can we live here?" Is it owned by Ai Fuzhen? " His wife seems to be suitable, but when she knows, she forgets and scolds. The man was disappointed and said, "The lady is a stranger. Why did you hurt someone?"

(Ming Lu Zhuo's "Ai Zi Hou Yu")