Tell jokes in English

Let me write it down. An elephant said to a mouse, "There is no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing I have ever seen." "Please say that again. Let me take it off. " Said the mouse. "I will tell a flea what I know." An elephant said to a little mouse, "You are undoubtedly the smallest and most useless thing I have ever seen." "Please say it again and let me write it down." Said the mouse. "I want to tell it to a flea I know. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: Sparrows are the best sparrows, sparrows are the best sparrows. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Who can point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow? Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer Teacher: Please talk about it. Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow. Fishing net "Can you tell me what fishing net is made of, Ann?" "Many small holes are tied together with string." The little girl replied. Fishing net "Ann, can you tell me what fishing net is made of?" "The teacher asked." Fishing nets are made by tying many small holes together with ropes. "The little girl replied. George, the new teacher, came back from school on September 1st. "George, what do you think of your new teacher? "His mother asked his mother, I don't like her, because she said three, and then said that two plus four equals six ..." On September 1 day, the new teacher George came home from school. "George, do you like your new teacher? "mom asked." Mom, I don't like it, because she said that three plus three equals six, but later she said that two plus four equals six. In a physics exam, while his classmates were still thinking hard, Nick quickly finished the first question. The question is: when it thunders, why do we see lightning first and then hear thunder? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are in front of our ears. A physics exam In a physics exam, while the students were still thinking hard, Nick quickly answered the first question. The question is: Why do we always see the lightning first and then hear the thunder when it thunders? Nick's answer is: because the eyes are in front and the ears are behind.

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