Do you know how Wang Xizhi cleverly scolded Xiao Shenyang?

Wang Xizhi's judgment on extortion case

When Wang Xizhi was a magistrate, he received a petition from a village that a squire used a small piece of wasteland to let him bury his father, stating that he only needed a pot of wine, but later insisted on a lake of wine. Wang Xizhi went to visit the squire's home. The squire heard his name and wanted Mo Bao, so he treated him warmly. Wang Xizhi wrote a biography of Le Yi for him. The squire was overjoyed and asked him what gift he would give in return. Wang Xizhi said, "It's just a live goose". Taigong immediately picked up a live goose and sent it to the mansion, but Wang Xizhi's face fell and said, "It was said to be a river goose at that time. Why did you only send one? " It turns out that the local dialect "live" and "river" are homophonic. The squire quickly argued, "My Lord, geese are counted by four, never by rivers!" " With a sneer, Wang Xizhi took out a complaint from a villager and said, "Since only geese are counted, can the wine be counted by the lake?" The squire was wrong and had to admit his mistake.

Ji Xiaolan cleverly reprimanded Xiao Shenyang.

When Ji Xiaolan was an assistant minister, Xiao Shenyang was a minister. Once they had a drink with the inspector. During the dinner, Xiao Shenyang pointed to a dog and asked Ji Xiaolan, "Is it a wolf (assistant minister) or a dog?" Ji Xiaolan is very alert. He heard that Xiao Shenyang was insulting himself with homophonic words, and immediately replied calmly: "The tail is a wolf, and the tree is a dog." Yu Shi, who wanted to please Xiao Shenyang, also heard cleverness, but deliberately replied: "I understand whether it is a wolf or a dog." Hearing this, Ji Xiaolan knew the intention of this proposal and said calmly, "There is still a difference. The habit of wolves is to eat meat, and the habit of dogs is to eat whatever they encounter, and to eat shit when they encounter shit (recommended). " Make small Shenyang an empire.

"The first name is not a first name."

At the end of Qianlong period of Qing Dynasty, a scholar from a county took an exam, and suddenly there was a cicada singing in the quiet examination room. The invigilator found that cicadas came from the examinee's hat, so he opened his hat and saw several cicadas still chirping. Zhang Sheng admitted that when he left home this morning, his father put the cicada in his hat and said that the cicada could win the first prize on the head. Just now, the cicada made his head itch, so he scratched it a few times and the cicada called away. Hearing this, the invigilator was amused and angry, so he disqualified Zhang for violating discipline and wrote a poem: "The first place is not the first place, all because of my father's good reputation." Qiu Chan doesn't know his name. Superstition is a sign of losing his reputation. "

"My humble nickname is dog."

In ancient times, there was a joke that a person who donated a class (a person who donated money to get a position) went to see his boss. The boss asked, "How is your local culture?" The donation class replied: "There is no strong wind and less dust." Q: "What about the people?" Answer: "There are only two white apricots, but there are quite a few red apricots." Donate a class to answer irrelevant questions. The boss got angry and shouted, "Bastard, I asked Li Shu." The classroom donors trembled with fear and quickly replied, "There are many pear trees, but few fruits." The boss patted the table with a smile and shouted, "I didn't ask pears and apricots, I asked Wang!" " "Donate class quickly stood up and said," My humble nickname is dog. "The boss is so ridiculous that he shakes his head again and again:" Dog, dog, you are really a dog! " "