Find some jokes or stories that can make people happy```

One day, a woman met a robber and said tremblingly: "I'm a college student. I just lost my job and haven't found a new job. I really have no money..." The robber cried bitterly after hearing this. : "Sister, I am also a college student. Take your graduation certificate. The ones who robbed you are still college students. Don't worry, we will never rob one of our own!" After that, the woman showed her graduation certificate all the way, and everything was fine. Finally, she met a skinny guy. The robber refused to let her pass. After some entanglement, the robber said weakly: "Just throw some away! I'm so hungry~~~~~I'm going to die~!" As soon as he finished speaking, he fell to the ground. The woman hugged the robber and cried loudly: "How come we college students are so miserable!" Unexpectedly, the robber finally said: "Sister, you are wrong, I~~``I~~``I am a graduate student

Vasily went to the street with his girlfriend and came to the door of a store. He said to his girlfriend: "My dear, wait for me here. I will buy you one of your favorite things as a gift." you. "

After a while, he walked out of the store, holding a beautiful big rag doll in his hand.

"I don't want this! Didn’t you give me one a long time ago? "The girlfriend pouted angrily and touched her abdomen with her hands.

A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake every time a train passed by.

< p>"This is simply nonsense! "The architect replied, "Let me take a look. "

After the architect arrived, the lady suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling of the train passing by.

As soon as the architect got into bed and lay down, the lady's husband came back. He Seeing this, he shouted and asked: "What are you doing lying on my wife's bed?" "

The architect replied tremblingly: "I said I was waiting for the train. Would you believe it? "

Epiphany

Some words are true, but they sound false; some words are false, but there is no doubt about it

British Gentlemen and France The woman was traveling in the same compartment. The woman wanted to seduce the British man. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. The husband gave her his quilt, but she kept complaining about the cold.

"I am cold." How else can I help you? "The husband asked frustratedly.

"When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm. "

"Miss, there is nothing I can do to help you. I can't jump off the train and go find your mother, can I? "

Epiphany

A man who understands style is a good man, and a man who does not understand style is even better.