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2 1 1 rotten street master?

In the virtual network, some things are just like in the wild world. Students who have read Honghuang's novels all know that there is a very famous saying in Honghuang's novels that "there are as many golden fairies as there are dogs everywhere". This is something that exists in novels. If we compare it to today's network, it also has certain research significance. The rumors circulating in the street may be true, but are there really so many famous graduates online? I have two views on this. It does exist. Take today's headline, which is very popular now, as an example. The daily traffic is said to be hundreds of millions of people.

At least there are tens of millions of people! Look at this person's flow and huge base. Although there are not many famous students who graduate every year in China, they can't stand the situation of a large base. Tens of millions to hundreds of millions of people, think about it, there must be a large number of famous schools, that's for sure. What's more, there are many masters from famous schools, so I think this has certain credibility. The most important thing is that the cardinal number is too large. Maybe not that much. I think there is some truth in this statement. Especially the development of virtual network now.

I can say that I graduated with a doctorate, because there are not a few such mindless online comments. Especially in the era of rapid increase of keyboard man. Don't say IQ crushes others, just ask for a good mouth. Therefore, I think there are not a few people who have this kind of mouth gun. The key is that they still like to follow the trend, which is really not a good phenomenon. Or vanity. But I prefer the first statement. After all, there are more students graduating from prestigious schools now, so the probability of a prestigious school appearing online is much greater than before, so it is quite normal.

Story analysis:

There is a joke about this. Online per capita income started at one million, and everyone graduated from university in 985,211. I always thought that although not all Internet users are 985,211,college graduates should be. Later, a few things happened, and I realized that the academic level of most people on the Internet was very low. Once, I was targeted by a sunspot. I said a few bad things about Nantah, and he cursed all kinds of people in his comments. I think he should be an alumnus of NTU.

Later, he scolded me in every post. Once I wrote about graduate students, there was a sentence that there were more graduate students than undergraduates in schools like Qingbei. If he wins the prize, he starts to scold me again, saying that I didn't get into college. How can there be more graduate students than undergraduates? There are not enough dormitories. Well, I think this person is definitely not a student of Nantah, and it is estimated that he is a small rotten school. I asked him, how many graduate students do you think there are in Tsinghua?

He excitedly posted a Baidu Know, which said that there are hundreds of graduate students in Tsinghua. Well, this person probably didn't even go to college, and even the concept of orders of magnitude is wrong. Another time, I wrote about director Wang, saying that she and her husband flew with me because many documents were signed by two people. People who have written papers should know what I am talking about. Unexpectedly, under this post, I was scolded at first and thought I was king.

Until the reading volume of this post reached 654.38+10,000, there were only 4 or 5 comments, indicating that many people's reading comprehension ability was zero. In fact, it is not that reading comprehension is zero, but that I have never been to college and don't understand papers. So, do you think there are many people in 985, 2 1 1? Not much at all. Look at big data again. Big data doesn't lie. Bachelor degree or above 1 1.5%, most of them are junior high school students and senior high school students.

Story analysis:

This is purely your own feeling. I feel that we are going to meet a student who graduated from 985 2 1 1, the latest. If a student who graduated from 985 2 1 1 comes to us, he will definitely see other people's different eyes, and others will think, "Why are you still here after graduating from such a great school?" Let me talk about the actual situation in our region: I teach in a junior high school in a county in Northeast China. In the junior high school of our county, the liberal orientation students of Northeast Normal University have the highest academic qualifications.

The rest of the teachers are ordinary teachers who have been newly admitted in recent years, and their undergraduate degrees are basically two relatively older teachers in their 40 s and 50 s, both of whom graduated from technical secondary schools. Therefore, there is no degree that students in 985 2 1 1 schools are bad at the streets. It's really rare in our region, and even colleges and universities don't have such students. Higher education in our country is really not so casual. This is the total number of college students in Chinese mainland from 1977 to 20 17, as can be seen from the data table.

At present, there are about1.65,438+0.5 billion college students in China. If half of the junior college students are thrown away, there will be more than 50 million undergraduates, while China has nearly1.400 million, accounting for 3.5% of the total population. Even with junior college students, the proportion of people who have received higher education is only about 7.8% of the total population. Maybe you live next to him, and the illusion created by the recruitment company is concentrated in the north, Guangzhou and Shenzhen. If you live around him, you may have frequent contact with them.

So you think that people around you are people with relatively high academic qualifications. When promoting enterprises or recruiting enterprises, they will raise the threshold, attract more talents, and let the people feel that there are more talents. In fact, there are not as many highly educated talents in our country as you think, but with the development and prosperity of our country, our country's higher education is gradually becoming stronger, and I believe more talents will be cultivated in the future.

Feeling is the concrete embodiment of everyone's thinking reaction degree.

Everyone has different experiences, different ideas, different levels and definitely different feelings. It's not what you said. 9852 1 1 is everywhere on the Internet. College graduates. This feeling is not objective and unreal. Secondly, good universities and schools are not bad streets now. Because there are only 39 985 engineering universities and National University of Defense Technology in China. It is a double-class construction university. Together with Zhengzhou University, Yunnan University and Xinjiang University, there are only 42 new universities.

There are only 1 12 engineering universities, including 39 985 engineering universities. So your feelings are unreal, objective and inaccurate. On the other hand, 985 University of Engineering and 2 1 1 Engineering University are among the top candidates in the enrollment process of all provinces, municipalities and autonomous regions. Compared with ordinary colleges and universities, its enrollment number and enrollment plan are still very scarce.

Therefore, there is no problem of good college graduates ruining the streets. The problem of graduates from Zhuhai College of Jilin University, Zhongshan College of Tongji University and Ningbo Institute of Technology of Zhejiang University claiming to be 985 university graduates is only an individual phenomenon, and the selection of this institution by employers is very professional. We also don't rule out that individual students evaluate their alma mater from the perspective of vanity or self-mockery.

In a word, only academic and research universities can cultivate top talents, and these talents are very precious and a powerful driving force to promote the country's scientific and technological progress and economic development, not all the streets are rotten.