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First, hold a grudge.
A rather shabby truck, "bang bang" driving in the ice and snow.
The sun has just risen and the snow is shining brightly. There are trees nearby and trees in the distance. The trees are sparse and the snowfield looks bare. And the tree is bare, not even a crow.
There are four people in the cab, one is Liu Yun, the other is the driver, and there are two helpers. Liu Yun's grandmother is lying alone in the back convertible. She covered herself with a quilt and covered her head.
Halfway, a motorcade is approaching, and several cars are hung with big red flowers. The people in the car are vaguely wearing bright clothes. After the two sides passed by, the snowy road was empty again.
Liu Yun opens the window from time to time and throws a handful of paper money.
This asphalt road has not been mended for many years, just like a belt full of holes. The car bumped along and stopped suddenly. The driver said to Liu Yun, "Go down and have a look. She didn't turn over. "
Liu Yun got out of the car and climbed into the wheeled carriage. She saw grandma lying flat with a thin layer of frost on the blue quilt. His heart ached.
A few hours ago, she slowly turned to look at Liu Yun in bed and said feebly, "Don't look at me, go to sleep, it's almost dawn."
But now, she is lying alone in this cold carriage, and she must be frozen hard.
The cold wind blew Bai Xiaobu on Li Yun's head and blocked his eyes. He jumped down, climbed into the cab and whispered, "Let's go."
The cremation factory is in the south of Cheng Xiao, Bali. There is no family nearby.
This is an old cremation factory, and a new one has recently opened in the northern suburbs. However, the new crematorium charges more than the old one, so Liu Yun chose here. He is a low-paid class, and every sum of money must be carefully calculated. In addition, his home is close to the south of the city, so the fare here is cheaper. He hired his own car, and didn't ask the crematorium to send a car, which cost less.
The truck drove into the gate of the crematorium and stopped in front of a lonely house.
The driver said, "The cremator is in this room."
This is an old house, very tall, like a temple. But it doesn't have the serene and detached temperament of a temple, but it has a gloomy feeling, like a person with no facial features frowning tightly.
The bricks in its corner are all broken, like serrated teeth. There are two iron gates opposite, rusty and very irregular, with a big crack in the middle and a black mass inside. There is a big lock hanging on the iron bolt.
Far away from this morgue, there is a row of neat-looking bungalows, which is the place to go through the formalities.
Liu Yun took the death certificate to go through the formalities.
In this house, there are cosmetic surgery room, farewell room, morgue, ashes storage room and cold storage room. However, Liu Yun didn't see many staff members. It's the first month, just after the New Year.
He walked into a warm office. There were three people in it: a young man was lying on his desk, playing poker and calculating. He is wearing a blue coat; A thin old man stood by and watched. He is also wearing a blue coat, but his blue coat is thinner; There is a fat middle-aged man sitting on the bed. He lowered his head and ate melon seeds slowly. He is also wearing a blue coat. His blue coat is dirty.
"Excuse me, who issued the invoice?" Liu yun asked.
The young poker player looked up at Liu Yun, put away his poker unhappily and said proudly, "Prove."
Liu Yun hurriedly produced the death certificate. The young man stuffed it into the drawer without looking: "Do you want an urn?"
"yes." Li Yun said.
The young man stood up and took Liu Yun to another room, which was filled with all kinds of urns. He said: "There are high, middle and low grades, which are tens of yuan cheaper and tens of thousands of yuan more expensive. Which one do you want? "
Liu Yun chose a elm urn.
Back to the room just now, Li Yun paid the money, packed the cremation certificate and asked, "Who cares about cremation?"
People who eat melon seeds finally stopped eating. He shook his hand and said, "Come with me."
Liu yun looked at him. This man is very tall. If he wrestles, it is estimated that three Liu Yun are no match for him. His face is bronzed with heavy eyebrows.
The body burner strode out.
From the office to the morgue, there is a slate tunnel with slippery snow. The air is so fresh, a cold wind blows, and Liu Yun smells a strange smell on him, which seems to be the smell of burning cotton. That smells like dead bodies.
Along the way, the body burner didn't say a word. Liu yun followed him closely.
In Liu Yun's view, this corpse burner is an alternative.
He sent the bodies to the crematorium (men and women, old and young), slammed the oven door, then walked behind him, shook off his arm and poured coal into the hot stove.
There was a muffled sound from the crematorium. The muscles are burnt: "cheep ... cheep ..." The bones and muscles are about to break: "pa ... pa ..."
Smoke came out of the crematorium, and from time to time he put in a long iron hook and turned his body.
Gradually, those small voices finally disappeared, leaving only the wind that made the fire "whir" in the big chimney ...
How many people did he burn?
Does he have a woman? What was her mood when she had sex with him?
Does he have nightmares?
Did he burn his relatives?
Has it ever occurred to him that one day, he will lie in a crematorium that he is very familiar with?
The sky is blue and the crematorium is quiet.
Before coming to the crematorium, the robust cremator took out a big key and stabbed it into the keyhole. "Kuang! -When? -"Two iron doors opened.
He waved and said, "Bring it in."
Li Yun and two other helpers quickly climbed into the car, helped her grandmother down and staggered into the morgue.
The morgue is empty and cold. This is a land with some grass clippings. The two cremators were open, with square, narrow and deep mouths.
The cremator pointed to an iron stretcher with wheels like a bed under it and said loudly, "Lift it up."
Some people put Liu Yun's grandmother on it.
"Get out!" The body burner said.
Two helpers went out.
Liu yun's tears flowed down like this. He lifted grandma's quilt and took one last look at her. Her face is pale, her eyes are slightly open and her eyes are dull.
"I'll let you out!" The body burner is impatient.
Liu Yun suddenly looked up and saw his one eye, very angry. Liu Yun is an honest man. His face turns red when he loses his temper.
The body burner didn't shy away. His eyes shone fiercely and looked at Liu Yun defiantly. He is the master here, and no one can overstep his authority.
And Liu Yun's grandmother is a timid person, very timid, especially in a strange environment. If she were alive now, she would definitely push Liu Yun away and say in a trembling voice, "Stop it and get out!" But now she can't sit up. ...
Liu Yun slowly put the quilt on grandma's face, wiped a handful of tears and went out.
Walking through the crematorium, Liu Yun smelled the strange smell of burning cotton on him again. The corpse burner poked there like a tower, motionless, still staring fiercely at Liu Yun.
The blush on Liu Yun's face receded like the tide. He softened his tone and whispered to the body burner, "When will it be finished?"
"line up."
"What is a queue?"
"Are you in charge, or am I in charge?" He turned his head to one side, but his eyes were still fixed on Liu Yun, looking extremely arrogant.
Liu Yun didn't want to argue with him and went out. He was very sad. It seems that he left his grandmother in this big empty house with this heinous body burner. ...
Then, the body burner came out, and he locked the iron gate-"Bang!" Then, step on the snow and walk away. Liu Yun just looked at his dirty blue coat, wondering why he left.
The driver whispered, "You have to give him some money."
"Why?"
"Have to plug. Otherwise, you just wait. "
"I won't give it to him, let's see when he can put it off!"
"Even if he doesn't drag, he won't give you a good burn, and even the bones and meat will be poured out ..." The driver continued to persuade Liu Yun.
"Then I'll find their leader!"
Liu Yun is a middle school teacher, and he knows nothing about some doorways of society. At this time, he has already developed hatred for the body burner-he even bullied the dead!
The fierce eyes just now have made these two people enemies. Liu Yun felt that he began to compete with himself. If Liu Yun condescends to send him money, he will think it is an insult.
The weather is very cold, so the driver and two assistants are sitting in the cab, and Liu Yun is squatting alone in front of the morgue. Not far away in the snow, a big sieve was thrown.
Liu Yun, who had just shed tears, looked at the sky with a hint of fatigue. There are no clouds in the blue sky.
Grandma also had a colorful childhood and beautiful youth. In this life, she must have walked a lot and met many people, but she must have never been to this crematorium. She didn't think that she would come here in the end, to this strange big house. ...
When the body burner was born, he must be a lovely child with big eyes, and everyone likes him. Grandma can't have seen the child. She wouldn't have thought that decades later, she would fall into this man's hands. ...
Liu Yun has been thinking for a long time. It's past noon and the body burner hasn't appeared yet.
Another car is pulling the body. Those family members got off the bus and rushed through the formalities like Liu Yun. They all seem to know the rules here.
Finally, the body burner came, with a smile on his face, and directed the family of the deceased to carry the body into the body burner. Then, he locked the iron gate inside and began to work.
Liu Yun sat and waited.
A few hours later, the iron gate opened with a bang, and the corpse burner leaned out of the iron gate and shouted to the family of the deceased: "1, bring the sieve!"
They became 1!
Those Pima Dai Xiao people immediately ran in with a sieve. They ran out with hot ashes packed in a sieve and put them in a clearing. When the ashes are cool, screen out a few pieces of ashes, put them in the urn and drive away.
The body burner locked the door again and left without looking at Liu Yun.
The driver walked out of the cab and said to Liu Yun:
"You'd better give him some money!"
"Don't insert!" Li Yun said.
"I ..." The driver hesitated and said, "I waited here for too long, which delayed other work. Can you increase the freight? ..... I'm really sorry. "
Li Yun gritted his teeth and said, "I'll add it for you." Say that finish, he stood up and strode to the office. He will demand an explanation.
When he entered the office, he saw that the young man was still playing poker to tell his fortune, the thin old man was still watching, and the corpse burner was still eating melon seeds in bed.
Liu Yun asked loudly, "Excuse me, which office is your leader in?"
The body burner didn't even look up.
The thin old man looked at Liu Yun and said, "What can I do for you?"
"I'm looking for a leader."
"I am the leader here." The old man said.
He's the leader? Liu Yun once lost confidence.
"We came first, ranked at 1, and now it's getting dark. Why didn't we burn to death? "
The old man squinted at the body burner and asked faintly, "Really?"
The corpse burner stopped eating melon seeds and smiled at Liu Yun. He felt the murderous look in his smile. He said slowly, "Didn't it burn out just now?"
"Which one did you burn?"
"No.65438 +0!"
Liu Yun is stupid. He thought for a moment and said loudly, "Why didn't you call me?"
My name is 1.
"You! ……"
The body burner is still laughing: "Don't worry, is the person you sent a man or a woman?"
"Old lady."
"Oh, old lady, she is still lying there. That's the old man who was burned just now. I will burn your people now. " With that, he brushed his hand again, got off the ground and strode out.
The old man ignored Liu Yun and continued to watch the young man tell his fortune.
Liu Yun followed the door, but he didn't see the body burner.
How did he walk so fast?
On the way, Li Yun felt more and more that the smile of the body burner was malicious. He is hinting at himself: I burned your grandmother and gave her ashes to someone else's house. If you have a problem with me, you can go back with the ashes of strangers. ...
Thought of here, liu yun crazy ran towards the morgue! He wanted to see if the rest of the body was grandma.
Before he came to the morgue, he suddenly stopped-it was too late, and two iron doors had been locked in by him.
He rushed up and knocked at the door: "Knock, knock! Knock, knock, knock-"
The body burner finally opened the iron gate, and his bronze face was exposed. He shouted, "What are you knocking at?"
"Where are people?" Liu Yun's face is like ink spilled all over the floor.
"The stove has been pushed." Say that finish, the body burner slowly closed the door: "Kuang! When! ——"
Liu Yun is silly again.
Liu Yun put the ashes in the urn and held them in her arms. Her mood is very complicated. He doesn't know whether it's grandma or another strange old man in this box. At present, the technology can not carry out "ashes identification". He suffered a great loss.
He left the urn in the crematorium, then got on the bus and said to the driver in dismay, "Let's go."
The driver has turned around. He started the car and went forward. By this time, it was already dark.
The door of the morgue was open, and it was dark inside. When the car passed by, Liu Yun saw the body burner standing inside and looked at him strangely.
Liu Yun got a cold war.
Second, barbecue.
Li Yun has been depressed since grandma died.
My father has Alzheimer's disease, and my grandmother only has a grandson like him. When such a thing happened, Liu Yun handled it alone. He was exhausted after dealing with his grandmother.
On this day, he was lying in bed coughing.
"Look at you, tired and thin. There are so many sisters in your family, why don't you care? " The wife complained.
"Am I not a son?"
"Son should be a person to carry up? I don't care about you, I deserve it. "
Liu Yun didn't say anything.
The wife went to the ground, brought two pieces of cough medicine and a glass of water, and said, "Eat!" " "
Li Yunshun took the medicine and lit a cigarette.
The wife lay down and said, "Can you give up smoking?"
"I can only smoke less."
"How many years have you said? Did you smoke one less? "
Liu yun stopped talking.
"Tomorrow, I go to the provincial capital stock, you go to the hospital. You have been coughing recently. Don't get pneumonia. Our family can't afford to get sick! "
This sentence makes Liu Yun a little angry. He said, "Don't curse me!"
"I care about you! I don't know why. "
My wife has a bad temper. Every time she gets angry, Liu Yun doesn't talk back. She just smoked without saying a word. Some time ago, she was laid off and her temper became worse. At that time, Li Yun wanted to set up a clothing booth for his wife, but he went to several sisters' houses to borrow money, but he didn't borrow it. Their lives are not comfortable. Finally, he borrowed 5000 yuan from a friend named Jiang Dong.
A few years ago, Li Yun was admitted to a normal school and Jiangdong was admitted to a civil administration school. After graduation, Jiang Dong was assigned to the provincial funeral home to be a professional corpse makeup artist with a high salary.
My wife finally found a job. However, when she is busy, she speaks louder. The pattern of marriage is fixed day by day-she is more and more bossy and Li Yun is more and more weak.
However, Liu Yun still loves his wife very much. Every day, he cooks dinner after work and waits for her to come back.
For Liu Yun, the happiest time is the weekend. The children came back from kindergarten at the weekend.
The child is a little afraid of his mother. He is very dependent on Liu Yun. It was because he was so self-reliant that Li decided to send him to kindergarten.
Love is contradictory. Liu Yun wants the child to be good to him, but he is afraid that the child will be too good to him-in case something happens to him, he is afraid that the child can't bear the blow. Therefore, he hopes that the children will be bad and selfish to him; On the other hand, he hopes to be with his children every day, but he is worried that he will not be able to stand on his own feet and live when he grows up. He had to give up what he loved and give it to the kindergarten. ...
After his wife left, Liu Yun was left alone in the family. In the evening, he doesn't want to cook, so he just wants to eat casually in the street.
He came to a night market, where there were many barbecue stalls, roast mutton, roast ham, grilled fish and roasted eggs ... He found a quiet seat and asked the boss for a few skewers of roasted kidneys, a plate of kimchi and a bundle of beer.
Roasted kidney was served soon, and it was "zi zi la la" ringing, emitting an attractive fragrance of cumin. The boss is a middle-aged woman. She smiled and said, "Brother, eat slowly."
"Thank you." Li Yun said.
He picked up a bunch of roasted kidneys and was about to eat them when he suddenly felt a pair of eyes watching him. He looked up and saw a man sitting a few meters away from him and looking at him.
He was shocked-this man is the one who burned the body!
He is still wearing that blue coat, and his bronzed face looks a little tired and gloomy under the dazzling white light of the night market. He ate with his mouth open and his eyes were fixed on Liu Yun.
Liu Yun doesn't know what kind of meat he is roasting. It's so big that it looks like it's been baked. Some are red and some are black. His hands are rough and bronzed.
Liu yun seems to smell the burning cotton again.
He lost his appetite, avoided the eyes of the body burner and waved to the female boss: "Boss, check out!" " "
The female boss ran over while wiping her hands with an apron: "Brother, take it away?"
"No, I don't eat. How much is it? "
The female boss looked at Liu Yun doubtfully, a little uncomfortable: "Brother, what's the matter? Is the roast not right? "
"No, I have something to do."
Their conversation, the body burner should hear clearly. Liu yun didn't look at him again, but he felt that he was still staring at himself.
"Forget it, I won't accept you this time ..." The female boss said.
"Thank you ..." Say that finish, liu yun exposure to go.
He went back to the dark entrance and looked back-the body burner didn't catch up.
He breathed a sigh of relief and secretly scolded himself for his bad luck.
That night, he didn't eat. He just doesn't feel well.
Third, survival.
A year ago, lee woon-jae No.4 Middle School taught Chinese.
He is actually kind and not smart. I don't know why he offended the headmaster. The headmaster seized the opportunity of a teacher's quality evaluation and did something to win him.
Liu Yun is just a little dizzy.
During that time, he looked for a job everywhere, but it was extremely unsuccessful. Life goes on, buying rice, food, water and electricity, and paying for children's care. ...
Desperate, he went to the provincial capital to find Jiang Dong and wanted to find a job in the crematorium.
Jiang Dong said: "Now, the work of funeral home has become a hot occupation, and people who want to come in have squeezed through the threshold. Because the salary here is high, the chances of being laid off are small. "
"You help."
"I can help, but you'd better come with me first and see if you can adapt."
First of all, he let Liu Yun watch the process of plastic surgery for the body:
That is a very clean house. Jiang Dong used a pulley bed to push out a body covered with white cloth from the freezer, stopped in the middle of the room, and quietly lifted the shroud-the body of a woman whose head was squashed by a wheel.
Liu yun's heart twitched.
Jiang Dong began to do plastic surgery for her in an orderly way. Facing the photo of the deceased, he pinched the outline of a head for the deceased with his hand like plasticine, then stuffed cotton into the brain of the deceased, sewed the dislocated skin with needle and thread, and then put a plaster on it. ...
Liu Yun stood watching from a distance.
Soon, the deceased basically recovered his original appearance. Although the flesh color painted on the fake face is very realistic, it is not a real face at all.
Finally, Jiang Dong gently washed the dead man's hair. That long hair is no longer soft, but like a hard jute thread. ...
He told Liu Yun that some bodies were dismembered, so he made them with soap and put them on. Some family members also requested that the bodies be disinfected and bathed. ...
"Do you always work during the day?" Liu yun asked.
"No, I usually work at night. The night is quiet and inspiring. "
"Too scary ..."
"Why, do this?"
"No, I can't."
"Then other people in this industry are the body burners."
"Can't you watch the gate?"
"It's the director's father-in-law who looks at the gate!"
Liu Yun had to watch the cremation process with Jiang Dong again.
Of course, the cremation facilities in the provincial capital are more advanced and magnificent.
Several workers in white coats pushed a pulley bed, on which was also a female corpse. They carried the female corpse down and put it on the conveyor belt. Then, they press the button, the conveyor belt starts, and the female corpse moves to the furnace mouth. A piece of white cloth is hung between the furnace mouth and the conveyor belt for blocking. The female corpse disappeared behind the white cloth bit by bit.
Jiang Dong opened the iron gate of the observation window of the furnace mouth, which was made of transparent high-temperature resistant glass. He said to Liu Yun, "Look inside."
Liu yun leaned in and saw the woman lying in the stove clearly through the observation window. The stove has been preheated.
"I always thought cremation was not allowed."
"We are introducing several latest cremation machines with closed-circuit television systems so that family members can see the whole process of cremation of their loved ones without entering the cremation workshop."
There is a blazing flame in the stove. Liu Yun saw the woman corpse's hair and clothes suddenly disappear, leaving only a glistening naked body, which soon disappeared in the firelight. ...
A worker reached in with an iron hook and climbed over the body.
Jiang Dong said: "Women's pelvic bones are more difficult to burn, and the skeleton should be smashed with iron hooks."
After the two came out, Jiang Dong said, "How?"
"I ... I'll think about it."
"In fact, we are just ashes."
Liu Yun came back like an escape.
He teaches Chinese, and every day he comes into contact with: "Smooth sailing. Remember to buy wine on the bridge when you come. The trees in the distance are flat, and the chaotic mountains can only be seen in the sunset. Who turned the new sound on the jade tube? Blowing the blue waves hurts the spring resentment! Is the guest bosom such as flocculant disorderly, painted floor people look back more ... "
Let him personally burn the girl who looks back at the painting building to ashes and the passionate poet to ashes. He can't do it. He thought that if he taught a physiology class, he might be able to eat the bowl of rice from the body burner. ...
It was a lucky day. Soon after, he found a job in a private primary school and still taught Chinese.
On this day, when Liu Yun came home from work and walked to the door, he suddenly ran into a body burner in a blue coat, and his eyes were straight.
Fourth, cheer up.
It's him again.
He is shopping in a deli.
Liu Yun thinks that the body burner pretends to buy things after seeing himself. His heart was pounding and he hurried into the stair-door.
The body burner followed Liu Yun's door!
Liu Yun is actually a timid person. His wife and children were not around, and that night, he felt very scared.
He turned off the light and listened carefully to the movement outside the window. Although this is the fourth floor, he is still worried-he is worried that the body burner will suddenly appear outside the window.
In retrospect, the man's eyes were unusually cold and gloomy. He has dealt with countless bodies, and his body has been imbued with the smell of death. Liu Yun regretted it and shouldn't have sworn enemies with him at that time. ...
At midnight, he slowly closed his eyes
His body slowly floated to the ceiling, floating. Reach out and touch your head. It's a little hot At this point, he suddenly became cautious about himself. He touched his body carefully and began to think. ...
Did you have a heart attack? I don't think so. His heart has always been normal. Are you mentally ill? No, there is no history of mental illness in his family-but are people who always doubt that they are mentally ill mentally ill? Do you have asthma? No, he just feels a little short of breath. Also, my chest seems to hurt a little, especially when I lie down.
He secretly told himself that he couldn't smoke any more, or he would really get pneumonia!
That night, he dreamed that he was walking on a night road and suddenly tripped. He bent down and touched it, and actually touched a square box. He opened the lighter and was shocked: there are urns everywhere!
It was his grandmother's urn that tripped him. He looked at the black-and-white photo of his grandmother and was very scared. At this moment, he heard an old man moaning in a low voice from the urn.
Li Yun asked in horror, "Who are you?"
The box said hoarsely, "I am looking for my son!" " "
The next morning, Liu Yun went to work. Before going out, she heard a knock at the door.
When he opened the door, he saw the body burner in a blue coat! He is trapped in front of Liu Yun's house!
At that time, it was just dawn, and the face of the body burner was a little black. There was a man standing behind him, also wearing a blue coat, looking at Liu Yun sullenly.
"Who are you looking for?" Liu Yun's voice trembled.
"Excuse me, has anyone died in this family?" The body burner asked coldly, as if he didn't know Liu Yun at all.
Li Yun was so angry that he almost hit him-but he didn't have the courage. He answered honestly, "No". Who sent you here? "
The man's attitude is still cold: "Your surname is Li?"
"yes."
"Is this Room 40 1, Gate 4, Family Building of No.4 Middle School?"
"yes."
"We are the staff of the funeral home. We just got a call saying that your master died, and his name was … "He took out a piece of paper from his pocket:" The name of the deceased is Li Yun, let's send a hearse to pick up the body. "
Liu yun obviously felt that this man was finding fault, and he didn't have any choice. He said loudly, "You are mistaken!"
The body burner seemed to smile and said, "Don't get excited. Maybe someone is planning something. You can report the case to the police station. " Then, he looked at the room with a little distrust and said, "Well ... let's go."
Say that finish, two people turned and went downstairs.
Liu Yun leng along while, more and more angry. He firmly believes that the body burner is doing evil and taking revenge on himself. He decided to report it!
Walking on the road, it suddenly occurred to him that since the body burner took the initiative to remind himself to report the case, he must have plugged all the loopholes long ago, and it is estimated that the police could not find the meridians. Then, he couldn't figure it out again: this man is a body burner, why did he still pull the body? Crematorium should have a clear division of labor.
His footsteps slowly stopped and changed his plan. He clearly felt that the body burner would definitely bring him unexpected terror. Therefore, he decided to go to the crematorium, find him and have a good talk.
He doesn't know what the result of the conversation is. May quarrel with him, even fight, and finally disturb the crematorium director until the Civil Affairs Bureau. ...
Perhaps, Liu Yun will mainly say something nice and beg him to stop making trouble. ...
V. Night at the Crematorium
There were classes during the day, and Li Yunxian went to school.
On this day, Liu Yun was absent-minded in class and almost made a joke.
Finally, when he got off work, he left school in a hurry and walked to the crematorium in the southern suburbs. The crematorium in the southern suburbs couldn't get a taxi, and he was reluctant to take a taxi, so he walked all the way.
When he walked into the gloomy crematorium gate, it was dark and the yard was empty. He came to the morgue, saw two iron doors locked, and went to the row of bungalows in the office.
The corridor in the bungalow is very narrow, long, dark and quiet, and only the house at the end of the corridor is lit with dim light. Liu Yun was frightened. He just wanted to walk into the house with the lights on as soon as possible. Wearing a pair of cloth shoes, he walked on the concrete floor with a loud voice: "Cha, Cha, Cha ..."
Finally, he opened the door.
There are three empty beds in it, but no one! His heart failed immediately.
He stood in the house for a while, trying to get out, but he was afraid. Finally, he sat on a bed.
Besides three beds, there is an old desk with a register on it in this room. Liu Yun guessed that this was the duty room, so someone would come soon.
How much he wants to walk into a staff member at this time, even if he is wearing a blue coat. Liu Yun will hand him a cigarette, have a good talk with him and ask the name of the body burner, what is his personality and what is his family. ...
Liu Yun needs to know this terrible person.
After waiting for a long time, there was finally a burst of footsteps in the corridor, which was very light.
Liu yun immediately held her breath. It suddenly occurred to him: what if the body burner came in?
The door creaked and another man in a blue coat came in. The pale light shone on his face, which was also bronze. He glanced at Liu Yun and asked sternly, "Who are you looking for?"
"I'm looking for that ... body burner."
He didn't ask again. He walked beside Liu Yun, pulled him up and shook him.
Liu yun immediately stood up and handed a cigarette. The man turned to look at him and waved. His eyes were about to turn away when he remembered something and looked at Liu Yun again: "I seem to have seen you ..."
"Impossible?"
"A little familiar."
"Maybe ... my grandmother passed away the other day, and I have been here."
He looked at Liu Yun suspiciously for a while, said nothing more, and lay in bed.
"Master, how long have you been working here?"
"This factory has been established for eleven years."
"I am a teacher and I admire your work."
The man snorted, glanced sideways at Liu Yun and asked, "Do you know Tang Da?"
"Who? ..... Ah, I don't know. "
"Then what do you want with him?"
"I suspect that my grandmother's ashes are wrong."
"I know this cremation factory. Up to today, a total of 8,987 bodies have been burned, and the ashes have never been missed-the house next door is the urn. "
"Where is he ... now?"
"In the morgue, I just saw it."
When Liu Yun walked out of the house, he felt that the corridor was darker than before. There are many doors on both sides, and they are all closed now.
When passing by the house where the urn was stored, Liu Yun heard something moving inside, and couldn't help thinking of his dream-the old man said to him in grandma's urn: I'm looking for my son! ……
He didn't know what was in the other room. Anyway, it's either a corpse, ashes or a wreath.
Finally, Liu Yun came out. There are stars in the sky, which are very watery. It's far from the city and the air is good.
However, the atmosphere in the factory.
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