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Wait for the rabbit while waiting for the pig.

One day, the little monkey was reading an idiom book. He read an idiom: "Wait for the rabbit." It thinks there is such a good thing. Why don't I try, too, in case the rabbit comes? So it looked for "pigs" all over the mountains.

It searched and searched and finally found it. The pig is sleeping under the tree. The little monkey said to himself, "Isn't this a" pig "? Should I sleep with it and wait for the rabbit to come? " In this way, the little monkey sat next to the pig and fell asleep with it. While sleeping, it had a beautiful dream: a little rabbit ran towards it, suddenly hit the pig and fainted. He smiled happily in his sleep. When the pig woke up, he was surprised to find a little monkey sleeping next to him. It doesn't know that the little monkey is waiting for the rabbit to hit it.

Children, don't be like little monkeys. It made such a big joke because it accidentally misunderstood the words.

Grade 3, Ningzhuang Primary School, Changcun Town, Changyuan County, Henan Province: Ning Yike