Ask for three short, healthy, positive and optimistic jokes and help _

Here are five jokes for you to choose from. I hope you like them.

1. Female: "Let's go out to play at the weekend."

Man: "No money."

Woman: "Didn't you say to raise me? Don't want to take me out to play. "

Man: "I only keep it in captivity, not in captivity." .

I got a job of posting small advertisements on telephone poles, which cost 200 yuan a day.

But that's not enough, so I got another job tearing advertisements in a cleaning company ... so I can earn 400 yuan a day.

Don't go out yet ...

3. Tell my colleagues that the photos I took before were very beautiful, but now they are getting uglier and uglier.

Colleagues simply said: Now the pixels are getting higher and higher.

4. Wen Wen: Mom, what does happiness mean?

Mom: Happy is happy.

Wen: Then you care about unhappiness!

5. Q: Why do snails look cute occasionally and slugs are always disgusting?

A: A wretched man will be much cuter if he has a house!