Today is April Fool's Day.

Today is April Fool's Day, which is a holiday that we often use to fool and joke. April Fool's Day came, and we accidentally burned a big joke. Nowadays, more and more people are used to publishing their own words on the Internet, and they always don't know how to organize the language.

Today is April Fool's Day. Let's start with 1 1. I'm waiting for April Fool's Day to lie to me with your truth.

2. On April Fool's Day, I can finally say something I can't say to someone who wants to say it.

I want to hear you say I love you, even on April Fool's Day.

4. If anyone cheats me on April Fool's Day (1), I will bury him in Tomb-Sweeping Day on April 5th! Don't ask me what I did in those three days, dig a hole!

Tomb-Sweeping Day and Easter fall on the same day this year, which is called "Cheating on the Mid-Autumn Festival" for short.

6. If no one even confessed to you on April Fool's Day, it is estimated that no one really likes you.

7. How many people will tell their true feelings on April Fool's Day and finally be called jokes by others.

8. April Fool's Day reminder: Don't wear shoes with laces. Pay attention to the delegates. They will say that the teacher wants you to go to the office in various excuses and ways. Don't believe that there is money on the ground. Foodies must be careful, friends have nothing to do. If someone confesses to you, please say so, then let's be together. Happy April Fool's Day to my friend!

9. Don't lie to me on April Fool's Day, because I will take it seriously!

10. "Can you fool me once on April Fool's Day?" "Very good." "Do you like me?"

1 1. In fact, you have made the right friends, and April Fool's Day is celebrated every day. Www.qqssly.Com

12. I know why some people choose to confess on April Fool's Day, because they can be lovers if they succeed, and jokes if they fail, and they won't lose you anyway.

13. It's April Fool's Day again, and how many people say their holiday wishes.

14. April Fool's Day is not a holiday for fools, but an opportunity for liars to tell the truth.

15. My daughter-in-law was taken to the emergency room. I'll wait outside the door. Half an hour later, the doctor came out: "I'm sorry, we did our best." However, when your daughter-in-law left, she was very peaceful and didn't suffer anything. " I cried painfully, "Today is April Fool's Day. You must be lying to me? " The doctor suddenly smiled: "How clever! I lied to you! Your daughter-in-law was in pain when she left. Ha ha ha ha ha. "

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Sweet words fool you, but the truth of April Fool's Day won't impress you!

17. Even on April Fool's Day, I don't want to lie to you.

18. You let me spend April Fool's Day, and I'll let you spend Tomb-Sweeping Day.

19. Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Qingming confession, people should not.

20. April Fool's Day, the person I want to confess, I really like you.

2 1. "I like you" "Today is April Fool's Day" "I know, I hope every day is April Fool's Day"

22. As we all know, April Fool's Day is just a good day to make irresponsible confession and not be afraid of embarrassment.

23. It's April Fool's Day again, so you can confess to the person you like.

24. If you dare to confess to others on April Fool's Day, I dare to bury you in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

25. "How are you going to spend April Fool's Day?" "I'm going to confess." "Why?" "Because I was rejected, I can still say Happy April Fool's Day with a smile!"

Today is April Fool's Day. Let's start with 2 1. In fact, I think it would be nice if April Fool's Day was the day we broke up. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am invisible. You are online, you are online, and I am invisible.

Today is April Fool's Day, and a person died. Anyway, Tomb-Sweeping Day will arrive soon.

3. I am very unhappy when I weigh myself, and I want to eat if I am unhappy.

Lonely people are not even qualified to be cheated on April Fool's Day.

In fact, April Fool's Day is not a holiday for fools, but a holiday for telling the truth to the timid.

6. Lan Yan confessed to me on April Fool's Day, and I said that I knew today was April Fool's Day. The next day, he left.

7. Diamonds are extremely precious and cherish the legend of a lifetime. I am honored to inform you that it is not only on April Fool's Day that I can say I like you and you will believe me.

8. My favorite person must lie to me on April Fool's Day.

April 14 is April Fool's Day, and April 1 is Valentine's Day. How many people cheat others with sweet words? 4. 1 Tell the truth on the pretext of joking?

10, April Fool's Day, no one confessed to me. I know.

1 1, I plucked up the courage to confess to you, but you grinned without hesitation:' Why didn't I know today was April Fool's Day?'

12, can I only say I love you on April Fool's Day? Now the children break up and choose Valentine's Day, and the confession chooses April Fool's Day.

13, don't joke with me today, I won't take it seriously.

14, the son born to two people with type B blood must be 2B.

15, if no one even tells you about April Fool's Day, then no one really likes you!

16, if happiness is a disease, you are incurable; If good luck is a sin, you are unforgivable; If wisdom is evil, you are full of evil; If happiness is fatigue, you will be at a loss. On April Fool's Day, if the blessing is an arrow, you will shoot an arrow through your heart!

17, love the wrong person, every day is April Fool's Day; Love the right person, every day is Valentine's Day.

18, is it only on April Fool's Day that I can say "I love you"?

19. Nowadays, children's papers all choose Valentine's Day, and confession all chooses April Fool's Day. The world has turned upside down.

20. April Fool's Day is a day to confess to the person you like. If you accept it, tell the other person that you mean it. If you are rejected, say "Happy April Fool's Day".

2 1, thoughts can be dirty, but life must be healthy. . Because a strong body can support a dirty soul.

22. After April Fool's Day, it's Labor Day. Even if I find myself cheated, it's too late. I can only be a cow and a horse for him …

23. Whoever lets me celebrate April Fool's Day, I will let him celebrate Tomb-Sweeping Day.

Today is April Fool's Day. Say 3 1. Today is a coward's confession day. I don't care if you are a coward.

I am a prophet, and it is estimated that no one will confess to you on April Fool's Day.

3.4. 1 You play with me, 4.4 Qingming, I bury you.

4. Can I seriously ask my wife who is called in vx? Can I get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau with the chat record as evidence?

I like you. If you are not, happy April Fool's Day. If so, happy first day.

6. Hello, everyone. Today is April Fool's Day. Can I cheat your heart?

7. "Are you my best friend?" "It must be. Why? " "Nothing, I just watch TV and say that dogs are human's best friends. Please confirm. "

8. "Do you find that I love you?" "No" "Nothing, after all, fatherly love is silent."

9. "Do you think boys can paint their nails?" "Mom" and "Oh, what a good child"

10. "I can judge people accurately" "Then look who I am" and "You are my man"

1 1. Someone takes pains to play tricks on you, which means someone has a crush on you.

12. Just like the 1 every month, everything seems to be possible to start again.

13. Some lies may be beautiful.

14. Don't deceive yourself, you know that a high degree is very important.

15. You are your own protagonist, so you don't have to play a supporting role in other people's plays.

16. Today is April Fool's Day, and your date will definitely ask you out to play. Don't believe it, because you don't have anyone.

17. I can be forgiven for lying today. Give me a compliment. What's the matter?

18. Some people spend money to eat and drink, some people spend money to sing, some people spend money to massage, some people spend money to buy a car, some people spend money to have fun, so I spend money to chat. You also have a free and easy holiday, don't you? Happy April Fool's Day!

19. Sitting in the Bama black diamond sports car, with Levin's personal assistant, Linton's extended cigar and Larry's low-carbon drink, I walked into the five-star hotel in Netta, turned on Gates' four-dimensional computer and congratulated celebrities from all walks of life around the world: Happy April Fool's Day! foolish

20. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you. Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1. The wild boar got married and everyone came to celebrate. I saw the groom riding a wolf to pick up the bride. Everyone is confused. The wild boar groom said unhurriedly: on the big day, riding a wolf's men's suit made me have more pies!

22. Congratulations on being named as a person who moved China, and delivered a speech of acceptance; You let us know that people's greatest wealth lies in the persistence of fools and retarded people. You make people smile with your looks, make jokes with your IQ, and make jokes with your actions. You use words to make people laugh. In this era, you also let the world believe that fools are invincible. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

23. Do you know who won't cheat you on April Fool's Day? This is math, saying no means no.

24. I unilaterally announced the cancellation of April Fool's Day this year, because the whole year of 2020 will be quite stupid, not worse than this day.

25. All the behaviors expressed on April Fool's Day are hooliganism.

26. The day when a person holds an umbrella must be calm.

27. Instead of trying your best, try your best to make a joke.

28. How many people are joking and telling the truth on this day?

29. "I find that you are not suitable to fall in love with me at all", "Why" and "You are suitable to marry me"

On April Fool's Day, I told you that I like you, I love you and I need you. Will you believe me?