Shi's cross talk helped me think of a name!

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A: Doudou B: Bangdou

A: Today's program is colorful.

B: This is a masterpiece.

A: Unfortunately, there is a song that nobody sings.

B: What song is it?

I want to have a home.

B: I can sing (I want to have a home, a place where I don't need to be gorgeous, when I leave home ...)

A: Stop! Stop singing.

B: What's the matter?

You should find a windpipe to pump up before singing.

What are you talking about?

A: This is a girl's solo.

B: men can't sing?

A: Men can sing.

B: Still.

A: We must change the words.

B: how to change it?

A: I'm afraid of having a home, a place where men are afraid. When I'm scared, I'm even more scared. Although I don't have a home, I am more chic, relaxed and comfortable. I don't care. As long as life can be happy, no matter what anyone says, never get married, never get married. Women, three have lesbians!

B: Oh! What word are you using?

A: Hey-I sang the heart of a contemporary man. You see, all the male compatriots who just applauded feel the same way.

Come on, why are men afraid of having a home?

A: If you have a family, you must get married first.

B: Yes.

A: To get married, you have to marry a wife, right?

How fresh!

A: It used to be easy to get married.

B: That's right.

A: Getting married now is a big deal. Marriage is equivalent to half a month's detention for a young man.

B: Ah! Don't look at this yet

what are you reading?

B: With children, you will feel the warmth of family life better.

Oh, yes.

Look.

A: If you have children, you will be sentenced to life imprisonment.

B: Oh! I said, is that enough?

A: as for it? Don't you understand? After having children, you have to contact kindergartens and nurseries. You have to take them to school and pick them up after school. Look at that.

B: Is my child too young?

A: Small? How did he know to write love letters to female classmates?

B: Huh? You said my son was really disappointing.

A: If I don't meet your expectations, he can get your job.

B: Why?

A: You forgot that the pulley of the flagpole on your son's school playground is broken. The teacher asked, "Students, whose father can climb up and fix it?" Your son stood up. "Old Xi, my father can climb.

Well, he kicked me out.

You came to the playground that night. God, this flagpole is 35 meters high.

B: then you have to climb.

A: What's the matter?

No climbing? My son is rolling underground.

You have been climbing for more than half an hour. You really can't climb any more. Look up, don't worry.

B: What's the hurry?

A: The flagpole is 35 meters. You stay away from the pulley ...

B: How much is left?

A: There are 34 meters left.

B: I'm afraid of one meter!

Do you think it is difficult for you to be a father?

B: However, a couple can share your troubles.

A: It's true, but now some wives don't understand their husbands. He thinks you are a man and you should be affected. Your distress should be.

B: How can you have such a wife?

Suppose your wife. How did I treat you before marriage?

B: Good!

I hooked you a glove today, a collar tomorrow, a hat the day after tomorrow, and I hooked you away in a few days.

Hmm. How interesting ...

A: When you get married, you two stand together. You are 1.74 meters and your lover is 1.47 meters.

Is she this short?

But your wife said.

What did she say?

A: what's wrong with the dwarf? We are women, the advantages of our women are advantages, and our shortcomings are also advantages.

B: What's the advantage of being short?

A: That's small and exquisite.

How tall is that woman?

A: Very slim.

B: Women are fat.

A: Very plump.

B: Women are thin.

A: Very slim.

Women like to dress up.

A: This is nature.

B: Women don't dress up.

A: Very simple.

B: Women are lively.

A: Very generous.

B: women are silent.

A: It's Wenjing.

B: women are extroverted.

A: Modern beauty.

B: female introversion.

A: Classical beauty.

B: Women are diligent.

A: Very virtuous.

B: women are lazy.

A: Social status has improved.

B: Ah! All right! Everything is fine.

A: You said your wife has so many advantages. What about after marriage

B: We're fine.

A: Not bad? Only our Mr. Li

B: What's the matter?

A: He's the first inside and outside. He is busy with his career at work and housework after work. He can't go to bed early at night, get up late in the morning, chat with women at work, go home early after work, have his own savings in the bank, have change in his pocket, drink in the restaurant and smoke in the toilet.

I am under control here.

Do you think you are tired of living here?

B: I'm not tired.

A: Oh! not tired

B: It's my job to go to work and do business.

How about doing housework after work?

My hobby.

A: You can't go to bed early at night.

B: If I go to bed early, I won't be able to sleep.

A: You can't get up late in the morning.

B: getting up late affects my exercise.

A: You can't talk to women at work.

Talking to women annoys me.

You must go home early after work.

B: It's getting late. I'm afraid hooligans will stop me.

A: Oh! This man really has something to say.

B: Of course.

You can't have your own deposit in that bank.

Too much money is too much trouble.

You can't have extra change in your pocket.

B: it's not worth losing.

You can only drink in restaurants.

Drinking in a restaurant is a pleasure.

You must go to the toilet to smoke.

B: I like to smoke a mixture.

Don't you want to talk like that?

You have to say that against your will.

A: Oh

B: Don't make people laugh.

A: Does meeting such a wife mean being sentenced to death?

B: Come on, you can get a divorce if you really can't.

A: Divorce? It's easier to get on a thief's boat than to get off it.

B: What's the difficulty?

Then why don't you leave?

I think we have a good relationship.

A: Oh! is it

B: You see, I left her for ten minutes, but I got bored after seeing her for two minutes.

A: Not so good either.

B: There is no spoon that doesn't touch the edge of the pot. We are men. Bear with it.

A: Then how can you stand it?

I am separated from her. She lives in the East Room and I live in the Westinghouse. I ignored her.

A: If you ignore her, she can ignore you.

Really?

Singing to you while cooking.

Something's wrong with her.

A: Delicious rice, meatballs, hot and sour soup, and Chen Shimei in the opposite room make you greedy. Want to divorce, purely wishful thinking. Leave, leave, every fart is cold. oh ...

Please, don't oh oh.

A: It made you tremble with anger, and you sang it.

What should I sing?

A: (With tears in my eyes, I want to say something from my heart. I think of and fear this family. Women have women's difficulties, and men have men's pains.

None of them are easy.

A: We are not afraid to beat and scold.

B: That's right.

From now on.

B: How about that?

You are my mother.

B: Ah!