The jokes of the characters in the Three Kingdoms?

One day, there was an audience in front of Cao Cao's tent. Visitors dress strangely and can't see the five senses. Cao Cao is honest and worried about Sun Liu's alliance. I wonder if this man has any tricks up his sleeve, so he passed it on to the temple. ..

When the man saw Cao Cao, he took out his spear and ordered the left and right to take a piece of tofu. He said to Cao Cao, "Look, Prime Minister." He stabbed tofu with a spear and only heard a muffled sound. The spear was broken ... the man took out a shield, and Cao Cao couldn't help sneezing under the balance, saying it was too late, but too fast ... The man continued: However, the functions are far from each other. It is said that Sun and Liu's allied forces are recruiting day and night and are short of weapons. If we sell this thing in batches, the Prime Minister can not waste a single soldier to attack the city and destroy Shu and Wu, and he will hopefully be king of the world. "

Cao Cao is overjoyed and will be rewarded. Before his words were finished, His Highness refused to accept them. He stepped forward and said, "Please forgive me, I don't know which spear is stronger than this shield." Cao Cao is also very curious.

"I haven't tried this. How about we try to build a platform tomorrow? " Cao Cao is very happy. "Yes!" The man showed a treacherous expression after he left.

The next day, drums thundered, and Cao Cao led tens of thousands of soldiers around the platform to watch, spearing shields.

Besides, Cao Cao's soldiers, who are addicted to gambling, have all lost their wealth.

When the spear touched the shield, it broke. At this time, all the shield gambling winners in the audience vomited blood and died. Cao Cao said, "It seems that spear is a better skill." The winner of the spear bet cheered in unison, but the man did say "no", but he raised the spear and found that the middle of the spear was empty, such as macaroni. At this time, the rest of the audience vomited blood and died.

The man took off his clothes at once. Cao Cao was frightened and asked, "Who are you?"

The man smiled and said, "Liu Bei was selling shoes in the east of the city, and I was polishing shoes in the west of the city. I polished the leather shoes made of pigskin black and bright, and they called them pigskin bright! Cao Cao, old thief, your soldiers are powerless to help you. Take your life! " Liang took out his sword and stabbed Cao Cao-the sword was broken! ! ! ! Immediately took out a dagger and stabbed Cao Cao-break! ! !

Pig Ge Liang sighed: "My great opportunity today was ruined by pirated weapons. How dare I see my master again! Die without regret! " Jump off a cliff. Let's talk about Cao Cao's great blow to him and spend the rest of his life in a mental hospital. ......