A sketch script about study habits, come on!

Campus sketch script: short script lines of funny and humorous cross talk sketches

Campus sketch

Characters: Communist Youth League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiaoling and Xiao Wu.

Scene: classroom

League branch secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades and compatriots. . . Same. . . Why? Please listen to me!

Three people: Go ahead.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you listening?

Three people: I'm listening!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Really?

Three people: Really!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you sure?

Three people: OK.

Communist Youth League Secretary: No remorse?

Three people: no regrets.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Did you lie to me?

Three people: Do you want to talk or not?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to talk! -What am I going to say?

Three people fainted.

Youth League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! exactly

Three people sit up.

Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

Three people fainted again.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Well, get to the point, you can't get drunk again! You should keep working hard, be self-reliant, volunteer, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet. . . Make good changes and boycott Japanese goods!

Xiaoling: What a mess!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I was sleepy and fell asleep!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I think! But the teacher won't let me go!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What to do in the evening?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Go to sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: It's very important! -Eat!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Between teachers and students

Person: class teacher/student male, student female, location: class teacher's office. Author: Chang Jun+Yong Qi

Ben: Now students are becoming more and more difficult to teach. They put on airs and their homework was a mess. It's all horizontal copying and vertical copying. Hey! This is a problem for the students in our class. No, student Li, and today are in trouble again. I had a quarrel with my teacher, so I want to talk to them again.

Li and Wang: (knocking at the door)

Ben: Come on in.

Li Wang: Class teacher, what can I do for you?

Ben: Nothing.

Li: Nothing. Let's go back first. (I want to go)

Ben: Come back. Nothing. Can I talk to you? What mistakes did you make in teacher Chen's class today?

Li: Nothing, just a quarrel with the teacher.

Ben: I quarreled with my teacher. Nothing? Do you still have a teacher in your eyes? Do you know how to respect teachers?

Wang: Teacher, we didn't do anything wrong. We're just defending our self-esteem.

Li: It's Mr. Chen. He went too far. Completely disregarding our feelings.

Ben: Relax, sit down, or drink some water first.

Wang: Class teacher, that's very kind of you.

Ben: What the hell is that?

Li: Oh, that is, we copied our homework.

Ben: What? Copy homework again, you say, look at homework. I'm afraid of ghosts.

W: What do you mean?

Ben: It's like Zhang Tianshi's graffiti. Are you afraid of ghosts?

Li: But, teacher, the homework we copied this time is very neat, just like ours.

Ben: Then who copied it for whom?

Li: Teacher, I copied it for him. Isn't that what you always say? Male students should take care of female students. Moreover, the school also said that students who study well should help those who study poorly.

Ben: You? You are still studying hard, and you have made up four of the six courses. Besides, the school stipulates that students' homework should be archived, and you are right to copy it to him.

Wang: The head teacher is right. You male students only seek speed but not achievement, which makes our female students suffer a lot.

Ben: I don't even want to say that you are resigned. If he wants to copy it for you, you just copy it and you don't check it. Remember that you are a student of 2 1 century, and you are no longer a nerd, so be flexible!

Li: Don't blame her, class teacher. I offered to help her copy. As a boy, how can girls suffer? How can you be cold-blooded? Besides, women are half men!

Ben: As a boy, you shouldn't let a girl suffer, but if you just copy for her, do you still have the dignity as a boy?

Li: The head teacher is right. Copy it next time.

W: OK. ...

Ben: What? Do you still have teachers in your eyes? Are there any school rules? No wonder Mr. Chen criticized you.

Li: This is not a criticism. It's a curse. That saliva is like a downpour.

Ben: Scold?

Wang: That scene is not a curse. This can be said to be an insult. The saliva is comparable to the flood of the Yellow River.

Ben: Is it that exaggerated?

Li: You'll never see that scene. I don't even know how terrible Mr. Chen is.

Ben: What do you mean?

Li: (imitating Teacher Chen) Wang Lizhen, how did your mother have this thing? You copied all your homework wrong.

Ben: So hard? So what's your answer?

Li: I said that the teacher had nothing to do with her, but I made a mistake and copied it for her.

Wang: (imitating teacher Chen) Then you are even more pig. You said you were all wrong and you had the cheek to copy it for her. Do you still have the brain to call yourself a pig? That also insulted the pig.

Ben: It's terrible. what are you going to do？

Wang: Teacher Chen kicked us out of the classroom after each of us said a word.

Ben: Can I talk to you for a second?

Li: Yes, it means, "Mr. Chen, I know the barking of pigs. Your class is really good. "

Wang: I said, "Teacher, you can insult me, but you can't insult yourself."

Ben: Teacher Chen is really out of line, but you are also out of line. How can you say that the teacher is a pig? In fact, you are both good on the whole. Why are you doing this now?

Li: Which student doesn't want to study hard and please the opposite sex?

Wang: Which student doesn't want to get a scholarship and eat chicken with his sisters?

Li and Wang: We have studied in primary schools for more than ten years, and we have deeply understood this truth.

Li: I don't have to surf the Internet.

Wang: I can skip snacks.

Li: When I was struggling in books.

Wang: When I wander helplessly in the book.

Li: In my heart.

Wang: That's what's on my mind.

Li and Wang: They are loyal to the country and benefit mankind.

Ben: Now that you understand this truth. Then can you afford your parents who work hard for your happiness every day? Can you afford a teacher who stays up all night preparing lessons? Yes, I'm sorry. ...

Li: Class teacher, we understand that parents' hard work is for us not to suffer losses in the future, and teachers' hard work is for our future flowers. We all know that.

Ben: Hmm! As you know, it's hard to learn and easy to say. You should know that your future is in your own hands, and your future success depends on your efforts and struggles today. You have to know that your life still has a long way to go. If you delay drawing blood now, wouldn't it be a waste of life?

Li and Wang: Hmm! We get it.

Ben: (in a gentle tone) If you understand, why don't you study hard? Although today's students are shouting: "study hard, study hard and pay tuition." It is better to join the underworld, have money and status, and have handsome guys and beautiful women to accompany you to get drunk. " But this is wrong, and I don't think you will either. Right?

Li and Wang: Yes.

Ben: I believe you, but you should also know that teachers can't work without students. We need your cooperation. Yes, Hou's tone is a little heavy, and it's for your own good. Is the teacher right?

Wang: Teacher, you are quite right. Without the teacher's teaching, we won't have a successful day. Teachers are too hard for us.

Ben: Well, you should remember to cooperate with the teacher more in the future. Stop copying homework, it's just a bad behavior. Don't violate any school rules, learn to respect teachers and unite students.

Wang: Class teacher, we were wrong. I'm sorry! It won't happen again

Ben: You shouldn't say sorry to me. You should tell Mr. Chen.

Li and Wang: We will. For tomorrow, for the future, for yourself, for others.

Ben: Well, it's late. Go home!

Li and Wang: Teacher, you have worked hard. (Music) Over!