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Suddenly, I was very uncomfortable with my judgment.

I am going to die in the morning. I ran to the toilet again and again, my stomach turned upside down, and my mouth spit sour water. I really feel sorry for myself. I have to cook with a big belly. It's really sad to marry such a man. If I choose again, give me 8 million and I won't marry you!

Suddenly, I was very uncomfortable with my judgment.

First, you must live deeply in this fickle world, so you can only feel sorry for yourself.

Second, people must know themselves. Learn to appreciate yourself, although you are ordinary, but you are unique, not blindly following, not confused; Learn to grasp yourself, be temperate, modest, neither humble nor supercilious; Learn to feel sorry for yourself, don't think too much, don't expect too much, it's yourself who is always with you. No matter how tired your heart is, don't indulge your temper; No matter how painful your heart is, give yourself a clear peace. Remember: only by living truly can you live freely and warmly.

Third, it's too worthless. If you get a little sweetness, you can be happy all day and even feel sorry for yourself.

My mother said that she would take me to the hospital. Thinking of my stomachache every day, I suddenly feel very distressed that I can't stop crying. I was made to cry and laugh, laugh and cry by my mother.

5. Girls should learn to sympathize with their boyfriends. When a boyfriend is too busy to spend time with himself, he finds other boys to accompany him. Don't let their boyfriends suffer. Be a sensible girl.

6. Don't pity others but forget to pity yourself.

7. Be good to yourself. If you are tired, stop and rest. If you don't feel bad about yourself, I will feel bad.

Eight, may be too lonely and desperate to seize the company, but this company is so bad that I feel a little sorry for myself every time. I really want to black my mother's eggs, but I think black hurts.

Nine, many things in life, not ignorant, just helpless. In fact, people want to be happy all their lives. It is better to ignore those headaches that you can't figure out and the painful things that you understand. Remember, when no one is distressed, they are distressed by themselves; Love yourself when no one loves you. The road of life is your own choice, no matter how difficult it is, you must be strong and finish it. When people are tired, they rest; When the heart is tired, it is silent; Laugh when you are happy. If you are unhappy, laugh later. I'd rather let people see you live mercilessly than pitifully. Because there are always more people watching your jokes than caring about you in this world!

Ten, hey! The mood now, the mood every day, must be an endless sigh! Every man for himself, and the devil takes the hindmost! Women do not feel bad about themselves. No one will feel sorry for themselves, just like owing others! As long as you can do it, if you don't do it yourself, it's like owing her millions! Persuading women to get married still needs polishing. If they are blind, they can do nothing.

XI。 It's not that I don't love you, but that I love myself too much.

Ironically, I learned to feel sorry for myself without you.

Thirteen, leave some time for yourself and enjoy every moment. If you don't care about yourself, who do you expect to be good to you?

I'm tired of loving you. I love myself. Decided not to love anymore.

Fifteen, I want to stand quietly in the snowy day, watch the snowflakes flying and wrap myself in the cold. I don't care, but I feel sorry for myself.

Sixteen, take care of your heart. It's not easy to live a lifetime. Don't always take everything on yourself. Learn to feel sorry for yourself.

Seventeen, the folding bed that took a nap in the middle of the afternoon was stuck with a nest of mouse excrement, and at night I was scratched by a fat girl and came back to take a closer look, feeling sorry for myself.

Eighteen, you feel bad about him smoking, drinking, staying up late and not eating on time is not good for your health, but why don't you feel bad about your efforts?

Nineteen, stop blaming yourself. The first day and the second day, I was naive and felt sorry for myself because I didn't want to move because of backache and leg pain.

20. God is fair. If you love yourself too much, no one may really love you.

Twenty-one, this is not a woman who makes people feel distressed. Why should we expect someone who makes people feel distressed?

22. A woman who knows nothing is the happiest because she has something to lean on and someone to do it for her. Some people say that being distressed by others is a kind of happiness, and self-pity is a kind of sadness.

We are always so tired that we forget to feel sorry for ourselves.

There are only four people in an office. Why are there green tea bitches and straight cancer? I'm really unlucky and feel sorry for myself.

Twenty-five, I feel a little sorry for myself. I have lost my temper since I met you.

Twenty-six, after finishing the handover, I calculated my overtime. Work for two years and work overtime for 2 1 14 hours. I don't know how I feel about myself.

Twenty-seven, when the person who stabbed me with a knife is more painful than me, should I pity him or myself, or should I be the one with a knife?

Twenty-eight, not that I miss you, but that I love my feelings.

Cover your eyes and pretend that you can't see your efforts, so that you won't stop trying to move forward because you feel bad about yourself!

Thirty, just, occasionally insomnia, will feel so poor, will be inexplicable, love yourself.

Thirty-one, self-pity; I have shed tears for you for so long, congratulations to myself; Finally out of your shadow.

Thirty-two, occasionally! Almost killed me! Hey! Crying and feeling sorry for yourself.

Thirty-three, sometimes in order to win a sigh of relief, we will do something we are forced to do. Then there is bitter self-knowledge. In fact, sometimes it's much easier to take a step back. Why not feel sorry for yourself?

34. The past is the past. Missed is missed. What are you still struggling with? What can't you let go? No one else will love you. You only love yourself. They say that time will forget everything, but everything is your own decision.

Thirty-five years, in the blink of an eye, I found that I had been lonely for so long before I knew it. There were many obstacles along the way, and many monsters felt a little sorry for themselves.

When I am exhausted, please at least let me reserve the right to remain silent. This is the last way for me to feel sorry for myself.

Thirty-seven, you always choose to suffer silently and don't want to hurt others. You always tell yourself to forgive others with a smile, but you never feel sorry for yourself. You don't say anything on the surface, but it must be painful for you to laugh.

We always try to please others and forget to feel sorry for ourselves.

39. I always tell myself to be strong, to face all the storms, and to be a strong man in life. But looking back, I don't think I am real, so I know I should love myself, don't bear too many things, and don't let myself live too tired. You are the only one for me.

Forty, all self-righteous likes are, in the final analysis, hard to give up. All self-righteous pains are ultimately self-pity.

Forty-one, a woman who lost herself, after experiencing injustice, loneliness, cynicism and bitterness, learned to attach importance to her own value and have the ability of self-pity. Let bygones be bygones, treat yourself with deep affection, welcome the new company with sincere heart, and move towards the perfection of life in a down-to-earth manner.

Forty-two, I lost my temper because of the sound insulation problem in the hospital dormitory. Go home for five hours during the day and don't sleep at night. I am going to work the night shift soon. God knows how much I love myself and hate myself.

Forty-three, like a fool, I abused myself, painstakingly tortured myself, and made myself black and blue, and then thought that I was vulnerable, dragged my empty heart, fled the world, forced myself to cry, and then laughed at myself. How can tears fall? Cowardly, when others laughed at themselves before, they would be wronged until dawn and feel sorry for themselves. Now when others laugh at themselves, they silently nod and believe it. Is it really no longer painful, or is it too painful and numb?

44. The only thing I feel sorry for myself is how I became so powerful.

Forty-five, never the same. He doesn't feel sorry for himself at all.

46. I will feel sorry for myself if you are good, and I will feel sorry for you if you are not good. I hope you are in good health. Don't let me know.

I can change myself for one thing, I can't change the world, I can change myself, but I will never change myself for one person. I will not change myself because of other people's gossip, but learn to feel sorry for myself, live for myself and live my true self.

Forty-eight, so no matter how busy and tired you are, don't forget to pity yourself. In winter, when the weather is cold, you must remember to take care of yourself!

Forty-nine, so no matter how busy and tired you are, don't forget to love yourself.

Fifty, someone asked me, do you really love him? I said I don't know, I think so. But the man said, fart, what do you care about others? You obviously feel sorry for others and yourself.

Fifty-two, time keeps turning. Whose hero are you now? People who don't care about themselves can't care about others.

Fifty-three, I don't forget to study when I'm on a business trip. Tired of reading books, I fell asleep and felt sorry for myself.

54. I don't want memories. It's painful enough now. Why spend too much time recalling the past to torture yourself now? I just want to feel sorry for myself and let myself go.

55. Learn to feel sorry for yourself and take care of her feelings.

Fifty-six, I feel sorry for myself, knowing that I am going to cry when I am wronged, but I can still comfort others with a smile.

57. Complex society, people who can't see through, people who can't let go of their worries, endless ups and downs, endless ups and downs, endless helplessness, unforgettable yesterday, endless busy today, unexpected tomorrow, and finally I don't know which day will disappear. This is life.

Fifty-nine, 12 didn't sleep, recalled the past, felt sorry for myself and regretted it. I always feel so stupid.

60. Take care of yourself and learn to feel sorry for yourself. Don't wait for others to love you. The person who loves you the most is yourself. Don't blindly rely on someone. No one knows what the road will be like in the future, so everything depends on yourself, although it will be very tired.

There is no doubt that the reason why I don't do my hair is because although I have living expenses, I am afraid that I will have no money to eat and starve to death. Look at my yellow hair. Why do I feel so sorry for myself?

Sixty-two, you told me that in order to understand you, I had to care about myself regardless of the pain.

A woman's heart is a single room, but a man's heart can always put down a bed for many people. Love is never really equal. For a woman, true good love is not unconditional love, but learning to feel sorry for herself. Feelings change rapidly, and self-pity and self-pity will not be disappointed.

64. May you spend the rest of your life with the people who love you deeply, watching the water flow eastward and the sun set, cherish each other, be warm to each other and enjoy the light time in daily necessities.

You know, weakness is useful to those who love themselves deeply.

Sixty-six. I didn't expect it to take so long. I'm still not well. I suddenly cried in frustration today. I am thinking, why, why is sincerity always worthless? I used to think that I don't care, as long as I work hard with people who deserve it, but later I found out that I was wrong. When your dignity is trampled by the person you love, you will feel very sorry for yourself. That sense of debt makes you even trampled on by another person later.

Six or seven, I took a walnut and broke my hand. This is called a bloody, horrible, drunken love for yourself.

Sixty-eight, tell yourself that without God, you are your own God; Tell others that luck is rare and cherish yourself. On the road of life, if you can't master yourself, just go with the flow and let it float; On the road of life, if you don't love yourself and feel sorry for yourself, you will tire yourself out and hurt yourself. No matter how good other people's suggestions are, you have to implement them yourself; No matter how others care, you have to pay attention to yourself. Life is in yourself.

I won't comfort others, but I will feel sorry for myself, that's enough.

Seventy, for so many years, I have been stumbling and trying, but not in this life, loving myself.

Seventy-one, have you ever touched yourself? Everyone suddenly feels bad about themselves for a moment.

Seventy-two years old, I won't cry anymore, but I can't help but feel sad when I see the cruel plot in the novel. I feel sorry for her as if I loved myself.

Seventy-three, sympathize with the fate of others, but love yourself in essence.

What a sad sentence.

1, the most beautiful scenery can only be seen once, once is a lifetime.

The coldest place is not the South Pole, but the place without you.

I really want to point to my heart and tell you proudly that there is no you here.

4. The prosperity here is not the whole country, but everything to me.

5. Stand in your corner and pretend to be a passerby.

6. The promise that was once vowed has now turned into a sadness that is not worth mentioning.

7. I was once happy, but now I recall it, which makes me feel at a loss.

8. In the purest and most beautiful years, you only left me memories.

9. Some love is destined to be silent for a lifetime, and some love is destined to be missed.

10, sometimes, turn around and leave, it is better to pretend as if nothing has happened.

1 1. We used to sympathize with each other, but now we are strangers.

12, a person can put everything down as long as he no longer wants it.

13, I believe that there are some places in this world that are prosperous and warm, like a heat wave. 、

14, love is in the lifetime, before life and death.

15. In the roulette of time, there will always be one person who makes your time amazing, one person warms your years, and the other person will accompany you to your old age.

16, if you are still listening, I want to say I love you.

17, I hope your eyes can only see a smile, and I hope every tear you shed is touching.

18, if the earth is really a beautiful circle, we will meet at the original origin.

Suddenly, I feel very distressed about my mood phrase: invisibility is not that I don't want to meet, but that I am afraid that you will watch.

1, the person I once loved is a stranger, what else is worth turning back?

Leave your tears to the person who loves you the most and your smile to the person who hurts you the most.

If I change one day, please remember that there is a saying that I owe you.

You are so hot and cold, I really can't guess. I hope you don't let me cool your heart.

5. Once, he was my paradise. Later, it was discovered that it was desolate here.

The most distressing thing is not that you don't love me, but that I don't know how to love you.

7. Actually, I really want to know whether I am in your eyes or in your heart.

You said that you might marry someone you don't like in the future. It doesn't matter. I am willing to be the person you don't like.

9. What you can't forget is not your looks, but your beauty.

10 You know, I feel depressed. Without you, I have long felt that living is meaningless.

Girls are never unreasonable. Their reason is their feelings.

12, people are sad, not because love is over, but when everything is over, love is still there.

13, you have come, I believe you will not leave; When you leave, I will pretend that you have never lived in the future.

14. In this world, there are always more people watching your jokes than those who care about you.

15, invisibility is not that you don't want to meet, but that you are afraid to turn a blind eye.

What a painful sentence. Talk about the sentence "Feeling distressed".

Talk about the mood _ distressed sentence _ 1, four years, etc. On the day of confession, I made a joke and sent you a short message, telling me to endure my heartache.

2. Whenever it rains, I will still think of you, and think of those pictures that make me feel heartache even when I breathe.

Memories are the root of all heartache.

If there were no memories, there wouldn't be so many sweet pictures.

4. You want to go, I stay, but I can't hold your hand. After the heartache, tears came out again, licking the wound alone.

The most painful feeling in the world is not lovelorn.

But when I gave up my heart, I was cheated.

6. What you once owned has become empty, and it always hurts to recall the past.

Regret was too strong at the beginning, and the vicissitudes of life are hard to end.

7, the original feeling of heartache, just like the most tender piece of meat in the heart is colic, soaked in vinegar, fried by pepper.

8. I miss you once, and my heart aches once. When can I stop thinking about you and forget you?

9. Perhaps the most painful thing for you is not to hate someone, but to still love, but to be helpless and gradually become strange.

MengMeng 10 last night.

Holding others in your hands and not looking at me.

Dreams are so real.

Broke my heart.

1 1. People who have you in their hearts won't make you wait for heartache; It's no use waiting for someone who doesn't have you in mind.

12, I want to use the gentlest torture to make you have nothing, so that it hurts to think of me when you lie.

13, a casual look brings out the feeling of deja vu, and the string of heartache has already turned over.

14. When I grow up, I like listening to sad music quietly.

Count your heartache silently in the corner.

15, I hold you tight when it rains, and I can only hold myself tight when my heart aches. I seem to be the humblest fallen leaf.

16, heartache, not because of betrayal, but after betrayal, I was still silly and tried to believe everything he said.

17, because I love you, so I wait for you, even if you are not married to me, even if my heart really hurts.

18. Only when I sleep can I temporarily forget the heartache in love, but I can't be a sleeping beauty.

19, there are some things that you really didn't see clearly, but it hurts to see clearly; Some people, you really don't understand, understand and hurt.

20. Forgive me for not being able to express my inner love. Maybe being friends is good for you and me, but I still feel heartache.

2 1, you have the heart to watch me leave, but you don't feel any pain. You are so cruel to me, but I don't want to blame you anymore.

22. You and I are destined to be just a lonely lamp after prosperity. In the boundless background, we are full of heartache and sadness.

23. I feel distressed and don't know what to do. I want to see you, but reality tells me that you have gone far.

24. The most painful distance in the world is that you coldly say that you have no intention of loving someone, which is very simple.

25, together, in private, where have I met, so familiar, but I can't remember, forget it, it hurts to think of it.

26, if one day, my face no longer has a smile, but two lines of tears, will you be a little heartbroken?

27. I know you have never put me in your heart, but I have never felt a trace of heartache for it.

28. How sad I am to hear the goddess in your mouth can only show that I don't care and how uncomfortable I feel.

29. A long-lost name appeared among the visitors. I can't tell if it's a surprise or a heartache. I haven't seen you for a long time. I hope you are all right.

30. I am not gentle. I have a bad temper. I get jealous easily. My heart breaks easily. If I can't stand it, don't enter my time.

3 1, I hid under the covers and cried secretly, afraid to make a sound, for fear that people would know the heartache of losing you.

32. Whenever it rains, male and female servants will still think of Jun, and think of those pictures that even feel heartache when breathing.

Sorry, I can't copy and paste my injury on your heart, because it will make my heart hurt more.

34. The most painful feeling in the world is not being lovelorn, but when I gave my heart to you, you were cheating on me.

35. The most painful feeling in the world is not that you are lovelorn, but that you lied to me the moment I gave you my heart.

36. Two people who once loved each other so much suddenly became strangers.

What is left is cruel memory and heartache.

Your love has been covered by the cocoon of lies, so I don't feel heartache when you cut it with a knife.

38. Men and women hate to pretend that nothing has happened when they hear something that makes them sad to death.

39. There is a love called fate, an ending called destiny, and a heartache called endless.

40. Have a beautiful and lonely memory, and choose to give up with heartache. This is also a kind of incomplete beauty.

4 1, once up, once down, once wrong, once thinking of Buddha, once thinking of magic, once thinking of heartache, once thinking of torture.

42, just want to share your heartache for you, just want to solve your worries for you, just want to let your heart usher in warm sunshine.

43. I always see others casually say this and that. Who knows if it hurts? No one can empathize with others.

44, the edge is gone, the line is broken, the lover is gone, missed, heartbroken, and can't go back.

45. You are obedient to me, but at first you turned against me mercilessly, which made my heart ache beyond words.

46. I don't like drinking, but if my heart aches, I'm willing to drink water, even if my capacity is poor.

47. The lost person never really belonged to you. Don't be heartbroken because of the loss.

48. Loss is like the silence of the whole world becoming black and white, and heartache is like the suffocating pain of drowning in the deep sea.

49. I didn't know how to cherish until I lost you, but it was too late and my heartache could not be cured. Let it die.

50. In the dark, at the moment of heartache, I can't feel my existence.

Because you sleep next to another woman.

5 1, I made a fool of myself in front of you just to make you laugh, but did you have a momentary heartache for me?

It is strange that people prefer to listen to sad songs when they are sad.

Enjoy the taste of heartache and sadness again and again.

53. Recalling a past event is like opening a good incomplete scar, which is more painful than pain.

54. I don't know what I have learned after experiencing heartache. I want to hold my precious hand, but I can't catch it.

55. Heartache will only prove the fact that he no longer loves you, but you still love him. That's all, but it's meaningless.

56. Heartache will only prove that he no longer loves you, but you still love him. That's all, but it's meaningless.

57. You have changed, so have I.. Tenderness can't go back, tears streaming down her face, and what she knows best has become the most painful.

58. Your selfishness is so obvious, your rebellion is so clear, and finally my heart hurts beyond control.

59. Which corner is no longer worth seeing, because there have been traces that hurt me and too many memories.

60. That initial happiness can't be summed up in a few words.

Today's heartache cannot be expressed in a few words.

6 1, I am afraid that one day, my tears can't bear my heartache and all come to my eyes. Finally, I couldn't cry myself.

62. I'm glad that time never let me meet the person I loved from beginning to end, and I never felt heartache.

63. Heartache is more real than happiness. Why is love so ironic?

Strong wine, warm wind, you are far away

64. When I thought about something before, I felt pure, beautiful and spotless.

Now that I think about it, it hurts inexplicably.

65. Because I like you, I will listen to some songs even if it hurts me, because you like listening.

66. In the vast sea of people, I am just a little shrimp.

It is not worth your desperate love, protection and heartache.

67. What hurts us is often not parting, but the past that we can't go back to.

68. Who will see my lonely back, who will be sad for me, and who will see him when I look back occasionally?

69. No one can replace anyone.

So heartache is always accompanied by parting people.

Vampire knight

70. I am always angry and don't talk. My heart ached and I laughed it off. When I saw that it was ignored, I was full of affection for the people I cared about.

7 1, this confused warmth makes me heartache. It feels like summer longing for the perfect breath.

72. This situation can't be eliminated, only frowning, but heartache is more real than happiness. Why is love so ironic?

73. I am hiding in an empty corner, waiting for a lifelong commitment to you. The pain of loving you is beyond touch.

74. Maybe it's just an old wound in the old days that broke your heart. Maybe you never felt my collapse.

75. If my heart hurts, I can endure the pain, but there are too many wounds to bear, but my heart stopped beating and I didn't say anything.

76. Once upon a time.

I really don't want to think about it anymore.

But when he suddenly appeared.

That kind of heartache caught me off guard.

77. What used to be just the past has become a memory, some are beautiful memories, and some are heartbreaking memories.

78. It still hurts to think of you now. You have no idea how much I love you ~ how much you hurt me.

79. Your heart hurts, I cry, you are happy, I love you, you are angry with me, I am happy, you dislike me, and I still love you.

80. Mo Sheng hung his clothes beside him, then looked at them stupidly and suddenly wanted to laugh.

But it hurts.

8 1, sometimes, when a person arrives late at night and faces some pictures, he will feel inexplicable suffocation and heartache.

82. Because I still have dreams, I still keep you in my heart. Always easy to be moved by the past, always for your heartache.

83. Because we met so beautifully, we had acacia in the dark night, tears of heartache and bitter expectations.

84. There is always a kind of power to support us. There is a kind of love that hurts us and a kind of emotion that moves us.

85. I can only kiss Zeng Jin goodbye after heartache again and again, and I can only continue my fireworks after the song.

86. It falls lightly and melts little by little.

Looking at it, it hurts a little.

I don't want to have your memory now or in the future.

87. Actually, wine is not intoxicating, but it reminds me of the past that I can't look back, so it hurts.

88. For you, homosexuality may be different from you, but the feelings are the same, and the feelings of heartache are the same.

89. For some things and people, we prefer to face the reality vaguely, just because the reality is so heartbreaking.

90, carefree, sharp change.

Everything speaks for itself. If you are poor, forget it.

Heartache, how can it disappear?

9 1, I burn it when my heart aches. I don't want others to remember my embarrassment when I was not sensible.

92. We love each other to the end, and no one will let go. Whether you understand my heartache or not, I'd better be a bad person.

93. Why did you deliberately show me the scene of you fighting with your female classmate? Do you know this will break my heart?

94. Where were you when I was blue? The feeling of heartache makes me numb, and the loss makes me breathe easily, but I dare not inform you.

95. Where were you when I was away? The feeling of heartache paralyzed me, making it difficult for me to breathe, but I was afraid to tell you.

96. Don't cry or complain when the sky falls.

That will only make those who love you more sad and those who hate you more proud.

97. When you meet someone, you really understand the meaning of love. Miss a person, and truly feel the feeling of heartache.

98. Even though I have regarded you as the most unforgettable past in my memory, my heartache can't be blowing in the wind.

99. I can't see the misty rain, I can't see the ethereal figure, I can't stop complaining about my thoughts, and my heart hurts when I wait.

100, reluctant to part with your hand.

The promise that once touched me.

Lies always hurt.

I have nothing to say at the end of love.