Class meeting about jokes

As the class monitor, Annan spoke first: "Everyone knows that the windows of classmate Bush's house were smashed, and classmate Bao Weier's schoolbag was stuffed with feces. First of all, I would like to express my condolences on behalf of everyone. Condolences to these two students. Secondly, I want to say that this is something our Young Pioneers should not do. This kind of behavior tarnishes our Young Pioneers." Annan glanced at Bin Laden sitting in the corner and continued, "In the meantime. Before the perpetrator is found, I hope the students can express their opinions on this matter and talk about their thoughts without having too many worries. If you don’t want to say it, I won’t force you to say it. If you want to say it, I won’t let you go. Tell me, if you want to say it, tell me, do you want to say it?"

"Holy shit, it's not too late." Student Saddam pushed past student Annan and rushed to the podium: "I'll go first. Say a few words. Damn you deserve it!"

"No swearing," Annan interrupted: "As a young pioneer, you shouldn't use swearing and swearing..." before he finished speaking, he introduced it to Saddam. out the window.

"Everyone knows that these two classmates always bully others because of their large numbers and height." Saddam continued, "I have been beaten often. Although I resist first every time. I later begged for mercy, but they never let me go and asked me to hand over two bottles of soy sauce every day. Everyone knows that our family buys soy sauce, and originally...it was just...a small profit...little..." Saddam, a classmate, was already crying. . "My mother...my mother..." While speaking, someone handed over a handkerchief, and then a thick hand patted Xiao Sa on the shoulder. "Stop crying." Xiao Sa looked up and saw that it was Castro.

Classmate Castro always looks special in his green uniform. He first helped Xiao Sa, who was crying and almost collapsed, and then returned to the podium, "Students, first of all, I want to say that this behavior is wrong. I am willing to temporarily provide some rags or waste paper to classmate Bush's family to block it first. Wind." The audience burst into applause. "But we should also think about why the windows of classmate Bush's house were smashed, and not the windows of other people's houses. We should not say that it was bin Laden without any clues. I hope We all can see the essence instead of the surface."

"Let me say a few words." As soon as Castro finished speaking, a classmate rushed up. "Bin Laden did it, he did it." The speaker was Sharon, who had always been very angry because of constipation, and today he was even more furious. "When Arafat and I were fighting a few days ago, he kept going there. They stirred things up, throwing bricks and so on. If not for their bravery, classmates Bush and Bao Weier would have been destroyed by them. After that, I kept hearing people say that he wanted to take revenge. He also broke the boat of classmate Bush's house the day before. , It’s not wrong. And Arafat is also suspected.”

“Bah! You’re such a bastard!” Student Arafat couldn’t bear to interrupt Sharon’s speech. He took off his sleeves and rushed forward, "Da Ya Ting!"

"Calling him a bastard is an insult to the bastard! Beat Ya Ting!" Gaddafi's classmate also expressed his gratitude to Arafat The classmate was upset and rushed forward with a 30mm ruler.

Sharon felt bad. Just when Sharon was about to run away, a group of huge shadows appeared behind Sharon, "Don't be afraid, Dragon! Our class committee will protect everyone's safety." The speaker was Labor committee member Blair, sports committee member Schroeder, culture and sports committee member Vajpayee, etc. Among them is Junichiro Koizumi, the representative of the health knowledge class? !

Classmate Blair shook the compass in his hand and said: "The glass windows of classmate Bush's house were smashed, which is equivalent to the smashing of the windows of all classmates' houses. Everyone should find out who did it. Rather than internal strife." He suddenly looked at Arafat and Gaddafi and said seriously: "Whoever started the internal strife did it." Then he took out a compass.

Classmates Arafat and Gaddafi almost said in unison, "I didn't do it!" Arafat looked at the suspicious eyes of Blair's group and then said, "Actually, Xiaoka and I had already I'm going to help Mr. Bush install glass in his house. You see, it almost turned out to be a bad thing for Mr. Sharon..." "Yes, Arafat and I are going to sell blood and buy glass." The two of them changed the subject and backed away. Go down.

“On behalf of the class committee, I would like to thank you. We believe in you.

"Blair said, "Justice is our principle. The class committee must get to the bottom of it, and I hope that students who know the truth will report it to us...especially those students who are sitting very close to Bin Laden. "Everyone's eyes immediately focused on Omar.

Omar raised his head slightly, "I have already said, just because Bin Laden is sitting here with me, it means that he was not the one who did it. How could he stuff excrement into classmate Bao Weier's schoolbag when he was so far away? ”

For a moment, everyone fell silent, right? How did he stuff shit into classmate Bao Weier’s schoolbag when he was so far away? It’s so complicated, and it requires so much imagination!

“He organized it. "A voice suddenly shouted, "He planned all this. This is an act of fighting. "The students turned around and looked at the arrogant classmate Bao Weier. He looked very angry and moved, "We will retaliate at all costs. And protecting his classmates. I will break all their pencils and tear up their textbooks. "Bao Wei'er pulled out his original utility knife and cut the eraser fiercely.

There was silence, which was terrifying. Even pencils and erasers were not spared, and everyone focused their attention on bin Laden again at the same time. On the small rag schoolbags of classmates and Omar...

In the corner, classmate Xiao Jiang looked at classmate Xiao Zhu and said, "Fight!" Fight! Next time the squad leader will be ours. ”

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