Interesting self-introduction sentences

1. My name is Wu, and I am a eunuch in the palace. Everyone calls me "my husband".

2, the next step is eight steps to catch toad, race to turn Zhu, walk through the snow without trace, fly on one leg, and cover seven provinces with two thorns!

3, no education, no culture, no jokes, no villa, no BMW, salary of 880, no drag, no concern, just want to have a home!

4. My name is Weibaba, my height is1.8m, my age is 280, and my annual salary is 48,000. The foundation of my house is being scraped, and I only need to support one father. I don't know who will marry.

5. I am Hu Yanzhe, the idol of middle-aged and elderly women, a handsome guy everyone loves, with a flat tire and charming.

6. I have been striving for a single sister; I never give up married women; For girls over sixteen, I pay attention to digging; For children under 0/6 years old, we should have a strategic vision. ...

7. My daughter is 28 years old. She looks like a flower, with slender waist and arch eyebrows, small cherry mouth and phoenix eyes, and beautiful Ana. Today, I sincerely look for a person who is destined to work together to build a loving home.

8. I am a very ordinary middle school student. I don't have a beautiful appearance and excellent grades, but I have a pure and kind heart and a warm smile.

9. I look like Pan An. I have a strong personality, a broad mind, a good education, a wide range of hobbies, a little salary and wandering around. In order to be happy, I am looking for a female partner. I have no other requirements. If I can cook, I can do anything as long as I am satisfied.

10, hello everyone! My little daughter grew up and studied in the boudoir; Academic Chinese is average, which is a mess compared with mathematics; Thank you for your concern and love. It's really a pleasure to show your charm here.

1 1, hello, I'm an alien. I have been trying to get in touch with people on earth for many years. This is the 250th experiment. For the convenience of statistics, if you receive and understand this message, please stand at the highest place nearby and shout loudly.

12, my characteristics are getting up earlier than chickens, sleeping later than dogs and doing more than cows. I can use it daily or at night. Look forward to making friends with you, and send a short message to * * * Baihai 07 through mobile, Unicom and PHS.

13, living in Chengtou garbage station, eating 10,000 meals a day. It's great to reach out and buy a popsicle, and my love life is very distressing. Nobody hugs you when you sleep at night. Today, I went online to ask for a marriage, hoping someone would deliver it to my door.

14, hello everyone! My name is XX. I am very happy to study in this new school environment, and there are so many new students. At the same time, I am also very happy to enter the glorious class group of XXX grade!

15, the older girl is a little old, but she is beautiful. I'm not bragging. The streets were full of people chasing me, but I didn't meet the person in my heart. I hope someone who is destined to come soon and marry me home as soon as possible!

16, poor and ugly, one meter 49. Primary school culture, not agricultural registered permanent residence. There are three broken houses and an acre of wasteland. Cold pot and hot stove, my wife didn't. All the year round, the medicine never leaves the mouth. Today, I surf the Internet, make friends and join hands on the road of revolution.

17, I'm Wang Benshan, 23 years old, in estrus, and I want to talk about a love affair. Working in a hotel, working as a foreman every day, with a salary of 2500. I look ordinary and have a flat. I don't have to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me all my life.

18, the sky is blue, the sea is salty, and lovers in the street make people cry. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride.

19, the villain lives on one side of the Yellow River, and he has a house and a field at home, which is endless. Since OICQ appeared, it has taken up my time, robbed me of my money, forced me to sell buildings and fields and live on the streets ... Dear friends, have pity on me and chat with me! Chat!

20. The girl is 28 years old and short of money. Today, she asked for a marriage online, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don't care about being fat. As long as I have money, I can stay with you. Don't contact me if I have no money.

2 1, he is not bad, but he is handsome and has no shortcomings! I sometimes feel that I am not very handsome. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.

22. Senior brother has been in the Jianghu for a long time, and he will be twenty-six in the blink of an eye. Stormy days are hard. I want to find a beautiful girl for me to hug. Whether you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you have a kind heart to solve people's worries, everything in the future is yours, and I am willing to be dragged away by you.

23. I am the champion of scum in Wulin who is arrogant and treacherous, scares thousands of girls to death, teaches bad young friends, cheats children for pocket money, dallies with good women, has no money to eat, and is extravagant. I want to pick my teeth after drinking water. Let's leave now.

24. My nickname on earth is Li Fei. My age is a secret. You can guess my height and weight. I have many hobbies. I am not tall, short, thin, beautiful or ugly, and now I live on the third planet earth in the four-dimensional space of the universe, the Milky Way and the solar system. Please give me more advice!

25, marriage: 30 years old, nothing, empty-handed, thinking twice, looking everywhere, being instigated, trying the internet, secular desires, you and I have, the Eight Immortals cross the sea, you and I come to the internet, nine to nine, perfect.

26, chatting with people, 6 cents per word, half price for punctuation, 20% off for more than 1000 words! Pay first, then chat, and chat as soon as the money arrives. I don't take the initiative to talk to non-professionals. If the network is fake, if I am injured or cheated, I will not take any responsibility.

27. There is no house for the time being, and the deposit has not exceeded 10,000. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every day is a day.

28, although I am not beautiful enough, but fortunately I have a kind heart; I am stupid, but fortunately I am humorous; I wear glasses, but fortunately, other organs of my body are still healthy; I have many advantages, but fortunately, I don't have many shortcomings.

29. I am five big and three thick, with a round face. Walking is as difficult as climbing a tree. I found a female companion to help me. I want a lot of food, and I seem to snore when I sleep. Seeing my chubby belly, I will never suffer again, and my life will be more comfortable and better than other people's pigs.

30. Boys are good-looking, docile, have no bad hobbies, have graduated from junior college, have a reliable job, have enough food and clothing in 200 yuan, have a house at home and relatives to rely on. Find a partner, bid farewell to dryness, look good, have a good personality, have a job and work hard. If you have the heart, talk in the park.

3 1, girl, although I can't laugh myself to death. San Xiao pours into the countryside, fish bubbles, geese soar and the moon blooms, but it is also a good flower. I can measure my height and weigh myself, find a sincere and reliable piece of cow dung, and ask to raise my little flower more and more beautifully!

32. Hello, everyone! Allow me to introduce myself here. I grew up in Huadu, with a cheerful personality and exaggerated image! At this point, it is necessary to talk about my appearance. My appearance is neither organized nor disciplined. If you look from the back, you may appreciate it; From the side, you may agree; On the positive side, you will never accept it! But you can definitely rest assured! Walking on the streets of Huadu will definitely not affect the city appearance. My colleagues say I'm a bit like Xiang Hailan. If Xiang Hailan sees me, he will turn and walk away. Please don't believe it, it's not true.

33. My name is Yang Li. Yang is an poplar tree, which means I want to be as tall and straight as an poplar tree, deeply rooted, and be an indomitable person. Profit is the advantage of victory. I want to master my life, study hard, challenge myself all the time, and I must return home in triumph in the face of challenges!

34. Marriage: My male is extroverted and introverted. I have a house to rent, a car to own and 65,438+000 yuan. I want to recruit an ambitious young woman who is introverted and extroverted, and make my own house, car and sedan chair with six figures. Interested parties please contact me.

35. I am a lively and cheerful girl. My name is Chen Shuo. After reading this name, some people may think that I am a boy. Actually, I am an outgoing girl. Because my father, surnamed Chen, is a master, and the whole family hopes that I can become a master like my father.

36. The little girl is in her prime, with a watery face and a slim figure. Her voice is like ding Rinrin, and she has touched her heart at an early age. MengMeng, a little girl, is in love. Marriage requirements: the young man looks like a star, with a well-proportioned figure and style. Wedding language: small couples hold hands in the living room, and small couples get married and travel far.

37. Hello, my name is XXXX. I'm glad that we happen to be sitting in the same classroom. I am a cheerful, enthusiastic, generous, smart, lively and lovely girl. I hope to be friends with you. If you want to be friends with me, please call the hotline: 139XXXXXXXX. Thank you!

38. I don't ask for my marriage conditions, just ask for an appointment time: not for one day, not for two days; Not sunny, not raining, not cloudy; Not on weekdays, not on holidays; Not on the first day, not on the fifteenth; Spring and autumn are absent, winter and summer are absent; When shall we meet? Hehe, you know what?

39. Marriage: The heat is unbearable. Recently, the mother mosquito came to bite and sprayed a lot of medicine. The effect has been bad. I occasionally listen to the mother mosquito singing, as if I really want to meet someone, so I come to the internet to ask for marriage to relieve the loneliness of the mother mosquito and the pain of my bite. Waiting in front of my house in the evening with intention, hoping to get it done once and leave and elope as soon as possible.

40. When I first entered school, the whole class introduced themselves. A male student stepped onto the platform: "My name is You Yongzhi, and I'm from Beijing. I love playing chess! " Then I went down. The next one is a girl. The girl shyly stepped onto the platform and introduced herself with trepidation: "I … my name is Xia Kuyaku … I like swimming …" The whole class fainted!

4 1, today's marriage, I reported that I am gentle and not irritable, my wife and mother can do it, and the division of rights and obligations is clear: you earn money, I manage money, you do housework, I do aerobics, and your mother-in-law has to run for me, saying that you are not allowed to run west and ask you to give money at once, but you can't do everything, and you can't expect to get it done with a phone call!

42. I am of medium height, 1 m, ranking tenth in my class. I have a long face, a short nose, big hands and feet, and a pair of modest eyes, which are particularly dazzling. I can talk with a big mouth. As long as I speak, I can speak for an hour. I am neither tall nor short, and my body is neither fat nor thin. On the whole, he is still very handsome.

43. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Li and my name is Guo Feng. Li is Li, and he is the country and the peak. I don't need to say this! I am young this year. To tell the truth, I am an insect. To tell you the truth, I am one of them. Spider-a worm lying on the internet, referred to as networm. Contact online if you need anything.

44. Marriage: I 153 am tall and ugly. I have one or two houses at home, and a lamp for household appliances. Although the conditions are average, love can cover all the days. If you are interested, you need to meet at your own expense. If it is purely for fun, please stand aside consciously and don't bypass my meditation dream, or you will be at a loss.

45. Under the word "six", a "one" and a "ten" are the words "letter". The word' apricot' is a negative word with a cross and a mouth. Half a word' Lin' plus' big' plus a little is a word' shape'. "Duan" is a "yuan" word. Xin Wei is the top scholar, so he is the top scholar in Xin Qiji.

46. Welcome to Dalian. I am the most talented, handsome, elegant, largest and most powerful tourist in Dalian. I am called landslide, the combination of beauty and wisdom, the embodiment of hero and chivalry. Everyone loves me. I saw my car. I can do whatever I want to the driver's master, and I can cross the master twice to the guests, hehe!

47. 1980 made in China, with a length of 178cm and a net weight of 66kg. Using artificial intelligence, all parts are complete and the operation is stable. After more than 20 years of operation, it is a reliable product. The "product" has complete procedures and can be returned indefinitely. Now, due to the development needs, we are looking for like-minded people to develop the second generation language chat software. Interested parties please contact us!

48. I have no education and my IQ is very low. Ask me who I am, stupid pig, pig, pig, big idiot. I'm a pig, too. I have a bad temper and can climb trees. If you want to know about a pig with a bad temper, add me Q xxx, making it clear that you love asking questions. If you want to know about a pig that can climb trees, send me an inquiring message.

49. I am a super net worm in the universe. You are welcome to hit me, scold me, hit me, kick me, hit me, even cook me, fry, fry, stew, braise in soy sauce, steam, dry, cook me ... I have no complaints, but only if this person is the best in the world.

50. I want a healthy and ordinary girl who can fry tomatoes and eggs, operate a washing machine, have a little freckles on her face, blush when meeting strangers, know how much a bottle of soy sauce costs, and carry rice home to help me wipe my sweat. Is this a high requirement? If there is such a girl, then God, I beg you to give me one!

5 1, I have shiny black hair and like to wear a ponytail. I have an oval face, like a small egg. I have a pair of big and clever eyes on that oval face. The black eyes in my eyes are like a black grape. My nose is high and my mouth is red. I can't stop talking. I really like the face my mother gave me. I am twelve years old. I am the only child in my family, and I am the apple of my eye. My father and mother always like to spoil me.

52. I am not tall, thin, ugly or fat. Walking on the streets of Paris does not affect the city appearance. It won't make other boys happy. Husband has butterflies in his stomach. There is no distinction between high and low academic qualifications. Can basically understand the English instructions of refrigerator. But it won't be boring to study philosophy, discuss special relativity or whether humans can move to Mars and worry too much. On the whole, Ben? Stock? Quite competitive, can you call it? Dark horse in potential stocks? It deserves the close attention and attention of gentle and considerate male investors. Thank you for your cooperation!

53. I'm not young, I live a well-off life, smoking and not drinking. I was born in Jinan technical secondary school and lived in Jinan for more than ten years. I didn't go to school, but I learned a survival skill in wasting time. Now I have learned nothing. To tell the truth, it is a wage earner without a car or a house. I am not an honest man. I never kill anyone. I can't kill people without breaking the law. If you want to learn bad, you are doomed to be a bad person. Generally speaking, it belongs to a category that is beneficial to human beings and society. Interested parties reply! If you are the one!

I won't be half-hearted to you, because I can't afford to lose! I won't change my mind because I'm not interested! I won't eat inside and climb outside, because I have no family except you. I will always be with you, like a shadow, holding your hand and carrying it with your son to the old age. Understanding is my characteristic, diligence is my habit, and being smart and enterprising is my pursuit. I don't smoke, drink, be fat, be thin, have a beer belly and have no white hair! There are two disadvantages: he is not tall (7 meters) and can only speak Mandarin. If you don't want to have children, please take a walk!

55. I have no advantages, the only advantage is that I have no shortcomings. I'm basically a weakness. The biggest drawback is that I only have advantages. If handsome is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to follow the fashion, I have been wrong again and again; If cleverness should be punished, then I wouldn't get chopped up; If modesty is to be tortured, how can I escape?

56. I am XXX, handsome and sober. I studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of 12. He knows everything about astronomy and geography above, but little about it below. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often comes back with a beautiful woman and a handsome guy jumps off a building. He is kind-hearted and helpful. When the primary school Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "handsome boy", I was puzzled. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I took a picture. Oh, I suddenly understand. It is said that when I was born, there was an auspicious cloud in the northern sky, which gradually floated to my roof from far and near and became a word: handsome.

57. Hi, my name is "mutton kebab". I am a cow. Coincidentally, I have a "bull temper" and an introverted personality. I have a wide range of hobbies: reading, writing and painting, which are my strengths. I have my own blog, and I'm already a bookworm. I have published nearly 30 compositions, and my "home" is … I am a member of Class 405. Come to my house more often when you are free. Surprise is waiting for you!

I always thought that as long as I kept a low profile, no one would recognize me as a handsome guy, but I was wrong. A cool man like me, like fireflies in the dark and gold bars in the field, is so bright and outstanding, especially my melancholy eyes, messy hairstyle, 9.5 cigarettes in my mouth and half a pack of Wangwang ice cream in my trouser pocket.

59. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Qingtian, but you expand your horizons by 300 miles and go up a storey still higher. Good man, 33 years old, literary youth, excellent performance in literacy class. In addition, he can always read and write more than 20XX typos. Now he wants to find a young woman with the same hobbies as me. It's a pleasure to have an affair together and have friends come from afar.

60. Um ... Hello everyone ... My name is Miannuo, and you can call me Xiaomi or Xiao An or Xiao Nuo. I'm glad to be here. I hope you can borrow money from others if you have money. As a member of the group who will live for so long, I think a warm heart is better than a stiff hand ... so I hope you can take care of me more.