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On the topic of interesting things on campus.
1, lost and recovered key
One day, Xiao Ming suddenly found his key missing in class. He searched his schoolbag, desk drawer and even the ground, but he couldn't find the key for a long time. Xiao Ming is in a hurry, because that key is not only the key to the house, but also the key to his bike. He is worried that he can't go home and that his bike will be stolen.
So Xiaoming decided to look for it on the playground after school. After school, he looked for the key on the playground for more than an hour with a flashlight. Just as he was about to give up, his good friend Xiaohua came over. Xiaohua saw Xiao Ming's anxious look and asked him what had happened. Xiao Ming told Xiaohua what happened, and Xiaohua immediately offered to help find it together.
They searched for half an hour on the playground and finally found the long-lost key in a corner. It turned out that when Xiao Ming was playing ball in the playground at noon that day, he accidentally dropped his key on the ground. At that time, the sun just shone on the key, making it shine in the sun, so Xiao Ming never found it.
After finding the key, Xiaoming hugged Xiaohua excitedly and said gratefully, "Thank you, but for your help, I might never have found this key." Since then, Xiaoming and Xiaohua have become good friends, and they have spent many happy times together.
2. Surprise of being late
One day, the head teacher suddenly announced that there would be a surprise exam today. This surprised the whole class because they didn't prepare in advance. The exam has begun, and the students are nervously answering questions. Just then, the door of the classroom was suddenly pushed open and a boy with big glasses came in panting.
It turns out that this boy's name is Xiao Li. He got up late this morning and hurried to school, only to find that today is a surprise exam. He knew that he was too late to review, but he decided to take the exam because he didn't want to miss this opportunity. When Xiao entered the classroom, the exam had been going on for half an hour. He quickly sat down in his seat and began to answer questions seriously.
After the exam, the teacher corrected the test paper. When the teacher saw Xiao Li's test paper, she was very surprised. Because Xiao Li was half an hour late, but he did his paper very well and got almost every question right. The teacher thought Xiao Li was a promising student, so he decided to give him a surprise.
The next day, the teacher announced a message in class: Xiao Li was elected as the study Committee member of the class because of his excellent performance in this surprise exam. The whole class applauded and cheered for Xiao Li, and Xiao Li also showed a bright smile. From then on, Xiao Li studied harder and became an excellent student in the class.
3. Mysterious gifts
One day, Xiaohong received a mysterious package. Strangely, she opened the parcel and found a book and a note inside. The note said, "This book is for you. I hope you like it. Please tell me how you feel after reading this book. " Xiaohong felt very strange because she didn't know who gave it to her.
Xiaohong decided to follow the requirements on the note. She takes time out to read this book every day, and the stories in the book make her feel a lot of happiness and moved. Finally one day, she finished reading the book. She decided to go to the gift giver and tell him how she felt.
Xiaohong took the book to the school library. She thinks it may be lost here. She searched carefully in the library and finally found a familiar figure in a corner-her good friend Xiaohua. It turns out that this book is a gift from Xiaohua to Xiaohong. Xiaohua told Xiaohong that she knew Xiaohong had always wanted this book, but she couldn't get it at home because of financial difficulties, so she decided to give it to Xiaohong.
Xiaohong was very moved. She hugged Xiaohua tightly and thanked her for all she had done for herself. Since then, their friendship has deepened, and they have spent many wonderful times together.
4. Interesting English class
One day, in order to stimulate students' enthusiasm for learning English, the English teacher decided to give them a funny sketch. The teacher invited several students to participate in the performance, including Xiaoming and Xiaohua.
The performance has begun. The teacher plays a foreign tourist, and Xiaoming and Xiaohua play enthusiastic tour guides. They introduced the history and culture of these scenic spots to the teacher in English. However, due to the nonstandard English pronunciation of Xiaoming and Xiaohua, their performances attracted the laughter of the whole class.
Next, the teacher arranged another link: let the students ask each other questions in English. At this time, a classmate stood up and asked Xiao Ming, "What are your hobbies?" Xiao Ming thought for a moment and then replied in English, "My hobby is playing basketball." The whole class burst into laughter again, because Xiao Ming's answer just now was really funny.
Although this English class is full of laughter, all the students find it interesting. They think that English is not so difficult to learn, and as long as you study hard, you can master the language. Since then, students have become more active in learning English.
5. Crazy Games
The annual sports meeting is one of the most anticipated activities for students. On this day, the school held a grand opening ceremony of the sports meeting. Students wear neat sportswear and participate in all kinds of competitions with passion.
In the relay race, Xiao Ming and his teammates played an extraordinary level and finally won the championship. They embraced excitedly and cheered for their victory. In the long jump competition, Xiaohong jumped out of a very good result with her own efforts and perseverance, and won applause and applause from her classmates.
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